Omg pookie I'm totally rizzeddd😍😘

Warnings: you, your mom, a very lil bit of chatfic, Fyofyo bbg, Nikolai silly willy, no sigma alpha today, ASSISTANT SAMA RETURNS YAY!!!, educational sounds, fake stripping, a very lil bit of yan Fyofyo bbg, oh god these warnings looks mighty sus together💀, tho now I'll just mislead you ig.

I got the motivation of 500 words from wrxEmxx pooks so yeah ty ig

And also credits to dear Royal Adviser Lazyinsominiac1 for brainstorming random ideas for future chapters :3

Anygays enjoy ig

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"Sigh... I really need something to lift up my mood..."

After the dinner, where you pretty much zoned out after the 'position' discussion, you found yourself going back to your room.

"Honestly, I think I'll like a good night's sleep after being mentally exhausted." And you did just that.

But not before a bit of wattpad, you'd ofc never sleep without checking it one last time.

You entered your room, and instead of going to the bed to open ur phone, you went skipping over to the bathroom.

"Skippy-skippin over~" You skipped over like a child, singing like one too.

After you went in, you locked the door, and faced the mirror, staring deadass into it's soul if it even had even, seems like you headcannoned it was possessed.

"Hey you, yeah you." You pointed your finger to it as a frown rested upon your face. "If you're Dostoevsky, and you're watching me with a camera, don't. Because I'm about to strip, and I don't think that your God would favour you if he sees what sin you are commiting. Though, you're welcome to watch if you wish." You said the last part with a smirk, which quickly vanished as you sat on a stool by the mirror, and started undressing for real.

'I'm such a genius aren't I?' You thought internally with a proud smirk on your face. You had stopped stripping when you were only left with a shirt and a pant on yourself, ofc you were not going to fully strip. That's pure bullshit.

The thing is, you did this because you didn't want to get watched by ur bbg when you open wattpad. Hell, you didn't even trust being under the blanket to shield yourself from surveillance. So, you made this plan to avoid it. And even if he still doesn't stop the surveillance, which, is very unlikely considering his devotion to God, you can be delulu to yourself alone that he actually likes you.

"Oh dear, I haven't listened to my favourite music from a long while..." You put on your earpods- which were provided in your room by Sigma (gigachad fr), and opened your playlist.

...

Yeah, the playlist.

The mythical playlist, the one mentioned in the info chapter...

'Oh, how I love educational sound of my bbgs :3' Don't mind Y/n, js feelin a lil silly thas all. Just a little bit...

You started scrolling through your notifs as you replied to every message which needed attention, mostly on your own fic which you wrote when you didn't find a very specific concept.

Really, after an exhausting day- or dinner should I say, you were glad to have relaxation finally, being in peace and quietness all alone, your social energy already drained.

On a side note- nvm, on a MAIN note, you should really talk to Assistant sama rn, you haven't talked to them in like- years. Nvm it's only a day or two but wtv.

You open your phone and go the an app called 'Assistant', which you figured out was how you could contact Assistant sama.

You opened it up, and found a chat box type interface, ideal for your situation as you aren't sure if Fyofyo bbg can hear you if not see, as you type 'hello :3' and press send.

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《Assistant sama <3》

Fyodor's simp

hello :3

Assistant sama <3

Yes bbg?

Fyodor's simp

OMG UR HERE I MISSED
YOU POOKS!!!

Assistant sama <3

Ofc I'm here what you
need bbg? :)

Fyodor's simp

I js relly relly missed
yoi pookie <3
*YOU wtv idc

Assistant sama <3

Lol.

Is ok bbg I'm here now

We can talk for as long
as u want :)

Fyodor's simp

YIPPEEE :))))

Alrighty!!

Assistant sama <3

As long as ur happy<3

Fyodor's simp

:D

Also maybe stop eith the
rizz before I faint lmfao

Assistant sama <3

No bbg😼

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You had a smile on your face while texted Assistant sama, it felt good after such a long time. Though, you talked for a pretty long while, which was half an hour, and then the sleep kicked in.

"Yawn... I guess I'm a bit sleepy now... I do deserve a well earned rest tho, so ig I'll go to bed now." You walked to the mirror one last time as you pulled the coat over you, not properly wearing it, opening your mouth as words escaped it.

"Good night, Fyodor. Have a good night's sleep ᵔᴗᵔ" You wished him goodnight with a sweet close eyed smile as you then went on your way to bed, jumping on the cozy mattress as you buried your face in the pillow and drifted off to sleep fast because of exhaustion.

Though... on the other side...

"Did Y/n kun just... call me by my given name?" Fyodor mumbled as he was still staring at you through a hidden camera installed in your room. His eyes weren't widened in suprise or anything, just purely thinking out loud about his thoughts.

Oh but whatever, not like it's a big deal. It sounded sweet coming from you, anyways. You absolutely seemed like an angel when you smiled, he suppose he can  call you that.

...'Dear angel'. it has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Yeah, he liked it. The way you smiled, it reminded him of a-

...Devil.

Of course. Angels, afterall, were meant to scare demons by their appearance, not look beautiful just so humans could feel some comfort. He could call you his angel, but he could never say you looked like one. Rather, you looked like a devil, something that looks, and appears beautiful, enticing, but is quite the opposite from the inside, full of malice.

...A perfect description of your existence.

"Pfft..." But you're more complex than that, aren't you? Well, the world simply can't be categorized as plain good or absolute evil. Everthing is grey. Not completely evil, but not painstakingly good either, just like you.

Though, it's not like it will stop him from calling you as his 'angel'...

Speaking of which...

He had noticed your strange behaviour, which he found peculiar. He wishes to observe you further and find what it is you really feel, his curiosity sparking intensely.

But, he can put that on hold for now... afterall, he also has some very important matters to handle...

He considered the idea of observing your behaviour more deeply, but duty calls for work, of course.

Words left his mouth, his voice sounding, "Y/n... keep entertaining me further..." He smirked as he glances at your peaceful sleeping face, lying defenseless. Though, not like just anyone can break into the Casino at will, so he guesses that he could let this small fault go this time.

His gaze was fixed on you for a moment before he went back to his normal terrorist boom boom work.

Watch my 9mm go bang frrr

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The next morning bbgs!!😍~

And yes, we're totally gon decimate wtv serious atmosphere there was previously 😁👍.

Anygays,

You woke up lazily at around 9:28 am, well- the time you checked the phone. Before that, you just... zoned out staring at the wall, don't know how long but yes. Well, finally you have sum energy ig.

"Yawn..." You stretched your arms and rubbed your eyes before finally slowly but surely standing up, then made the bed, and went off to brush your teeth.

You hummed on your way to the bathroom mirror, being still a bit dazed from sleep. You splashed your face with water and brushed your teeth clean. Afterwards, you went to the kitchen to have breakfast, only to realize...

...

"BITCH I DON'T HAVE ANTHING TO MAKE BREAKFAST." Fucking hell bro. Not cool nuh uh.

Well you'll probably have to rely on Sigma or Fyofyo bbg for that. AND, since you got an excuse to see ur bbg, you ain't gon miss it. Ehe.

"Oh lord~! I do not have anthing I could consume~! However in heaven will i satisfy my hunger now~?" You put your hand dramatically on your head and acted like an old Bri'ish lady in misery, exaggerating the tone of your voice.

You then immediately reverted back to your normal state and marched like a soldier to meet Fyofyo bbg- wait, where IS ur bbg???

'Help where tf is he when I need him??' You thought as you rubbed your forehead at the thought of going through more extra processes and actions than you could have. Oof, ur lazy ass isn't happy in the slightest.

As you continued walking-

*SWISH*

"Oops! Looks like I'm discovered!" POP QUIZ! WHO IS IT!?

NIKOALI OFC >♡<.

"...Nikolai, you shouldn't do that, I was almost gonna blast you off you know?" You asked as you looked down with furrowed eyebrows and both hands on your hips at him who had fallen to the floor.

What happened? You ask, well, a few moments ago, this mf tried to jumpscare you but ended up getting knocked over by the wind barrier you set up to prevent any unwanted assassination.

Heh. What can we say, you're smart.

Just as you were going your own way again, an idea sparked in your mind.

'!'

Now... since Nikolai is already hereeeee, and, you're feeling so lazy that you'd even trust a kidnapper if he offers food for ur hungry ahhcheeks, you decide to do what insanity you do everytime.

'Alrightyyyy!!! Let's have Nikolai help us with our breakfast!! >♡<'

yay.

You fucking psychopath.

... I mean I'd like that too-

ANYGAYS.

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Fun facts!

• Was resisting the urge to write jokes like half the chapter but we do need sum serious moments😔

• was also resisting the urge to write bbg when I wrote the Fyofyo bbg part.

• I don't really plan on spoiling anything, but just know that I have planned the future development well :).

• Fyodor suspects that you 'may have feelings' for him because of the observation he's done, tho not completely sure. Good luck!

• Y/n has a habit of forgetting or not doing her work.

• They have a memory worse than that of a goldfish.

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END!

HEYY POOKISE ANF BROSKIES,

Yeah I said it would take a long time to update but wtv ig I got sum motivation

Also, I'm thinking I'll just quit digital art cuz damn I hate drawing shit with my fingers and I've been a traditional artist my whole entire life-

So yeah, expect more traditional art ig

See? I'm sm better at traditional art frr

Anygays it's basically yn from diff angles and a lil comic at the bottom, where the context is:
You who pushed Fyofyo bbg into a bathtub so that his greasy hair could be cleaned.

Small details: Assistant sama in the phone if you can spot it, and Nikolai's hand doing a 👍 sign from a portal, and smth that you obviously noticed is Sigma panicking and flabbergasted :>

Anygays my discord is "Hodgehead." So uh if you want to- you can send a friend request :)

An update abt me, I have not been playing reverse 1999 from a while, and I think I'll probably not in the following days cuz exams😭

(Help my exams are literally starting from tomorrow I didn't study shit)

Anygays I'm still gon slayyy😘💅💅💅

(Delulu fr but wtv)

Anygays,

BUH BYE BBGS😘