Real escepically when I normally lie like a genius and gaslight people-

Warning: you, Fyofyo bbg, ur mom, social anxiety problems mentioned, Nikolai silly silly, Sigma the 3 year ol, no Assistant sama :(, ur hobbies, hot Fyofyo bbg, eye contact 😱⁉️⁉️, your immense rizz energy, not enough warnings just why.

I'm currently in a good mood so here's ur treat yall😤

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"You look quite nice, Dostoyevsky." You complimented ur bbg with a charming smile, your face practically shining and glittering comically as those words left your mouth.

"Thank you. I must say, your taste in fashion is also quite lovely." Fyodor complimented back with an even more charming smile, and even if he hadn't, you would have folded anyway. Speaking of folded...

'Ajgsfgfskdrasfgshadf I do hope I ain't blushing cuz damn-' On the outer side, you looked all smiley but really, you were simping hard inside.

'Speaking of which, I'm relieved as hell to hear that I didn't refer to him as something that would make him feel unpleasant... honestly, I thought of using Fyodor- or Dostoyevsky with an honourific- but whatever, I'm more accustomed to just Dostoevsky anygay.' You nodded and gave a pumped fist to the sky internally to yourself in pride of accomplishing even the smallest of things, but appreciating yourself always feels nice.

You honesty love being positive, negative is just too emo for you. Slaying is your forte afterall💅✨

But ahem ahem, enough about that- let's handle the matter at hand.

You eyed Fyodor and found yourself observing him while also paying some attention and awareness to your surroundings, a habit of yours to always sit back and observe before making a move.

But oops! Looks like it'll be hard to do that without Fyodor gazing back at you. Unlike you who would get embarrassed when caught looking, Fyodor seemed to have no shame as he continued to intently observe you, not even bothering to try hiding it.

And by each passing second, you thought that you were going to lose the staring competition as you were not only usually embarrassed, but it was Fyodor who was staring back. Anddddd, you're pretty easy to fluster even though you'd always try hiding it by flirting back.

And just when it was too much for you to bear and you had starting even lightly sweating, a finger poked you on your left cheek, the opposite direction of Fyodor, making you slightly jolt as you had started paying less attention because all of it was drawn towards your one and only.

You swiftly look sideways to see it was Nikolai, a cheeky smile on his face as present as always. And um- well, his face was quite close actually- but you didn't make the mistake of jolting back again and moving further, since it would just make you seem vulnerable to attacks like that.

As romantic as this sounds, this weakness can be used to easily exploit you into doing dirty work for someone. And also not the dirty work ur thinking you horny person😀 quite literally killing against your will, even though it might not sound as worse right now. And you understood that well.

"Heyyy bbg😎 (acting cool rizz)" You said with immense rizz as you held up his chin with half lidded eyes and a smirk. Hey, might as well act like in your natural habitat right? Like the rizzler you are, you immediately get the situation under control and show that ur the alpha and the dominating one 🐺(ur actually a submissive lil shit💀☠).

You grab his face pull his cheeks as a grown up would to an adorable kid (poor kid fr RIP) and squeeze them very cutely.

HAH, this is what you get for trying to catch my weakness😼.

You were feeling like the most smug lil shit ever as you deliberately pulled it a bit hard on one particular squeeze and acted like you did nothing.

"Oh dear, you look cute as fuck right now! (꜆˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)꜆" Your smile looked absolutely devilish right now in complete contrast to what you had shown Fyodor. You didn't bother holding your curses in as you weren't talking to Fyofyo bbg rn, and you had no problem to him listening in as well.

"W-what!?😨😱" Sigma looked extremely panicked and flabbergasted unlike the stoic 'idgaf' face he had on his face during the previous interaction with Fyodor.

And as for Fyodor himself, his eyes widen for but a moment before returning back to normal, amusement evident on his face as his face looked like boasting he wasn't off track with his predictions of this conversation even though he clearly was, and you caught that, silently celebrating your small victory at surprising your bbg and making him interested at you.

'Keep it up girlboss😘💅.' You told yourself.

Now, for Nikolai, one of the two main subject of this topic, had his eyes widened as he looked at you in suprise, butttt just as how Fyodor had recovered fast, he too did by a few seconds later as he gave you a cheeky close eyed smile and acted all cute.

"ᵔᴗᵔ <3" This thing? Yeah that's literally him rn. Like deadass.

You really couldn't resist squeezing his cheeks, but still managed to restrain yourself a little so as to not cause deep bruises, and boy was it hard to do so with Nikolai himself acting even more cute and making noises when you pulled on his cheeks.

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Alright, you've had enough fun now, you still have the dinner with yo bbg to do ofc, and mustn't forger Sigma babygirliest too, afterall, he is the one owning the Sky Casino, so maybe you could rely on him if you ever need to use the force of wealth or influence. Just in case.

"Well, I've had my fun." You returned back to normal as if nothing had happened and faced your bbg again. "Oh, mind reminding me what things we were about to discuss?" You asked politely.

Fyodor stared at you for a while longer before opening his mouth. "Well, since you are now officially a part of the Decay of Angels-"

"I'd much rather it be 'Decay of babygirls'-" The whisper was only heard by Nikolai who only giggled.

"-It would be much efficient if you were to be assigned a role instead of random things everytime." He finished.

Hmm. Roles? What could you possibly do? Aside from Arson- one of your hobbies- ofc.

"Me? Oh, I'm not sure I'm quite good at anything other than terrorising and Arson." You said with a neutral face, not bothering to openly admit your incompetence.

He chuckles. Quite an honest worker huh? Well, underestimative might be the word, afterall, nobody is ultimately useless.

A/N: The fact that I know underestimative ain't even a word. Oh the irony.

"Let's change that question." He says, "Suppose, you are a young kid, telling an elder your hobbies and what you are good at. Go."

"Hobbies eh?... Arson." You replied without hesitation.

"A mentally fine kid."

...oof.

"Art. And I'm good at learning languages. Uh- Might as well add grammatically correcting people who i find irritable." You said as an immediate response.

And after a few seconds-

"Perfect." The voice sent chills down your spine, you had a gut feeling you were in for something you wouldn't exactly enjoy.

And turns out, your gut was right.

"How about... a Spokesperson?"

Fuck.

'Are you... FUCKING KIDDING ME.' You tried to keep calm as you gripped the hem of your coat tightly, trying to not seem uncomfortable of the job being assigned to you.

'Oh my lord. Fucking calm down bitch. Maybe speaking British will help. Ahem ahem. O' mi luord! A spokspersan 's quith' da difficul' jab fur meeh! Ok that did help me calm down what💀'

Soooooo you seeee, the problem is, being a spokesperson requires social skills. And that, is a part where you fuck up with talent.

'Uh... maybe it's not that bad...? I mean- I don't think I'll have to do that quite often-'

"Let me phrase it more clearly."

'What? He isn't done yet-'

"You'll be the main attraction at every event."

'FUCKKKKKKKKK'

"Huh, ok." Fuck fuck fuck fuck why THE FUCK DID YOU AGREEEEEEE.

'Wait... did I just- BITCH. YOU DISAPPOINTMENT. YOU SHOULD KEH TO THE WAI TO THE ESS ALREADY♡.'

Even though you were in misery, Sigma was a bit more relieved that some burden was lifted from him, though he couldn't help but feel some sympathy for you.

'Poor soul.' Bitch. Ur like- three.

But anygays, back to you, who has accepted their fate already, no hope for the future ("DID SOMEBODY SAY HOPE?" 'hope' you get that reference lmfao💀).

'It's okay dearie... you can do it...' No you fucking can't, but you'll gaslight gatekeep girlboss💅✨ ur way outta get.

"All of 'at only cuz I'm good at languages? Not even gonna bother testing me? Really..." You asked exasperatedly, clearly voicing out your distaste.

He chuckles, looking at you with amusement. "No, of course not. But I'll trust you to not disappoint me." He said as if he didn't care whether it would be a total fail.

You were a bit surprised at the sheer amount of trust he would have when you didn't show him a single thing out of your arsenal (well, you don't know he was watching you in the alleyway yet-), but shrugged it off nonetheless.

Goodness, now you have to work on being productive and social. You weren't that bad at it- actually, scratch that, you were good at pretending you're a natural social person and a good leader, even when you were always an anxious mess from the inside.

'Sigh... Now I'll have to do it again... seriously, roleplaying as that sucks.'

Meh, whatever.

At the end of the day, you'll still have to do work, so might as well seem efficient. Wouldn't want a bad employee to disappoint their bbg right?

Guess you'll just put up with it.

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Fun facts!

• Honestly, I was too bored and wattpad wasn't giving me much notifs so just speedran this outta boredom ig.

• You can tell I enjoyed the Nikolai scene.

• Congratulations! Your bonding with Nikolai has gone well and has earned you the position of a friend!

• Wer gon speedrun getting outta the freindzone with this one 🗣🔥🔥

• Also yes I picked one of the likes sum1 commented on the INFO chap.

• Sigma is extremely happy to get some load over from his head.

• Ur job is basically avoid raising suspicion of the Casino, keep guests entertained and busy, and ur gon be the organiser. Tough shit ik<3

• Y/n gon show everyone the powah of Duolingo rahhh🔥🔥🔥(international guests exist)

• Assistant sama will be appearing much less cuz you don wanna put em in danger since ur literally in the DOA base.

• Not related to this chap but yn thinks "pecks, cuddles and hugs> makeout and sexual reproduction"

Thas it bbgs<3

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END!

Heyyy bbg (w rizz)

So uh here's ur early chapter and now expect a late one 🥺😀😁

Also uh I knew I forgor smth which I always do- here's the fanart poohkies

I was gon post this prev chapter but forgor

And uh fanart for thsi chap

Was kinda experimenting so uh take it as Venti or yn art wtv suits yoi better

Uh ok I forgor smth again I'm shore but wtv

Buh bye bbgs😘