HELP IM OBSESSED WITH FURINA MEMES⁉️

Warning: no normal warnings. Just for humor. U already know bsd fanfics are crazy so you shoukd be used to it by now. Also Grass instead of God. Orbs.

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"Finally... Grass has listened to my wishes..." As the wind blows in the morning sky, a figure with a really short height stands in the field of grass. Just grass. Bro took touch grass too seriously. Anygays- the Homo-Sapien was a real shawty.

"At last... I HAVE REINCARNATED‼️" It shouted.

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'(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ that was embarrassing... Gotta make sure I don't ever do that again.' You thought while blushing a bit due to embarassment.

As the shawty gazed up to the sky, again lost in how beautiful this supposedly "2d anime world" looked than the real world where all of this was just a drawing on a paper.

'Damn... I still can't get over how beautiful and pretty this place is compared to my own world... The real world.' You thought solemnly while admiring the beauty.

Right, after all, this place had less pollution than your old world where pollution had caused a great many problems.

"Anygays- Time to find out what world we are in!"

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"Uh... it's time for something to fall out of the sky and guide me...?" You said questioningly, expecting something to happen.

Suddenly, a letter fell on your head. Huh, the sky looks really red. Weird... it's not evening tho.

'Just as I expected... Wonder what took them so long to give me this.' You thought.

You open the envelope without struggling, believe me when I say this okay?

"Oh uh, time to do a British accent" An imaginary stylish moustache appeared in between your nose and lips.

Of course, now was the time to test your English- no- BRITISH skills. It's a crime to say they're the same.

"Ahem ahem. "SoRrY fOr nOt DrOppInG ThE lEtTer eArLiEr."" "I don't accept the apology but okay." "I ThInK yOu aLrEaDy kNOw tHaT Ur REinCaRnAtEd. So Uh, uR iN bsd. U hAvE aN aBiLiTy. aLsO yOu MigHt wAnNa cHeCk uRsElf In tHe mIRrOr. ByE"

You felt so happy, glad, merry, gay- wait that sounds wrong- radiant, joyous, jovial, gleeful, buoyant, gratified, jocose, rapt, exuberant, thrilled, ecstatic, exultant, chirpy, blissful, overjoyed, rapturous, exhilerated, elated, blithe, jocular, gassed, jocund, blithesome- okay that's enough synonyms you nerd.

"YIPPEEEE- wait, did it say something about... Hm... I forgot." Having forgotten something, you thought of reading the letter again as to remember.

You went through the while letter again in hopes of remembering what part you meant to question.

You mumbled as you searched for it."Ah... Where the fuck was it...? Oh! Got it."

You rose your hand up in victory. The journey to finding the exact part was quite difficult, but what truly matters are the friends we made along the way- ahem. Pardon.

"Oh yeah I also have to remember my question. What a hassle... Did I just become Nagi for a second-?"

... Oh. "Also you might wanna check urself in the mirror." Huh. You're up for a suprise aren't you.

"Ehe... Surely it's not like in those manhwas where your appearance as you reincarnate in another world...?" You pondered.

Not like you cared about that though. If anything, you'd thank the grass if it were that. And yes, grass.

"Is there something reflective around here...? Damn. Now I have to find that too? Grass, I'm sure you know how much of a lazy motherfucker I am... So why, why do this to me..." You said, grumbling when you realised you have to lift your fingers a bit.

After searching around for a while, you eventually came across a clean and pretty reflective river.

'Woah... Such a clean river is something hard to come across nowadays. Actually, scrath that. Those rivers are already turned into tourist spots...' You thought.

You carefully stepped towards the river. Why carefully you ask? Well, you are currently in the wild, it wouldn't be something very rare if a carnivore was roaming around. After making sure there wasn't a single dangerous thing in your surroundings, you knelt down to observe your appearance better. And as you expected...

"Huh... Seems like my intuition was correct... Afterall, I am someone who's watched enough anime and read mangas, manhwas and fanfictions to know what happens in a scenario like this."

Though... One thing that you did not expect was...

"Hm... Why does this face look a bit familiar...HUH!? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK-"

Clearly, you were flabbergasted by the sight you had just witnessed.

"HUH!? AM I DREAMING RIGHT NOW!? Please DON'T tell I am. Please."

You stood up, twirling and spinning around in between of examining yourself as if it's a masterpiece by grass itself. Your expression was one of admiration, which, you were giving to yourself.

"So it is Venti! Though... I can make out some diffrences as our colours are not the same, doesn't stop me from admiring it!"

Just then, something clicked in your mind.

"Wait. Since I am in bungou stray dogs... And it's just like a fanfiction... Then... WOOPIEEEE I MUST HAVE AN ABILITY! YES BITCH."

You twirled a bit and fell down purposely in a dramatic manner like that of the ladies in the opera house. It looked as if there were tears of gayness- I mean joy- coming out of your oRbS.

"Finally... I have an ability... It hurt me so much when I saw those abilities in the anime. THEY WERE SO FRICKIN COOL. Now, I'll also be cool. Ehe." You definately didn't forget it was mentioned in the letter. Definately.

Standing up once again, you felt so proud. Nothing could compare, even the time when you topped the college when you didn't understand even the slightest thing which didn't interest you, having only memorised the answers, somehow actually remembering them- and using as many scientific terms as possible. Work hard not smart ig.

"Well, come to think of it, the ability wasn't mentioned in the letter, nor do I have an automatic recollection or understanding of any kind on it. So, it must mean that I have to learn how to use it myself since the one who sent the letter didn't even bother mentioning it- wait. I think they did...? I don't care- Anygays, ONTO MY QUEST OF FINDING OUT MY ABILITY‼️"

Aaaand, not even an hour later, you have already figured how to use your ability. Fast learner amiright?

"Aha!" You blasted a bunch of insects. Yes, insects. Those measely beings can do nothing to you now that you can just blast them whenever they dare come close.

"Ehe. Anemo powers sure are cool. They even support explosions." Ahahahaha... What do you mean they're going to commit arson? How silly😊

After massacring and assaulting the poor insects, your 200IQ brain calmed down.

"Sigh... I'm a little bit tired now..."

You layed down in field of grass, with dandelions growing all over the surrounding. You closed your eyes, relaxing as you haven't rested a moment after coming to this world. It felt really nice yo be in such a nice and fresh environment after only experiencing the city full of noise and traffic.

'Haah... It feels so grassdamn good to be chilling off in a secluded area where there are no annoying people to pester me... I mean, don't get me wrong, I love my city, but eating your favourite dish all over again, all 365 days of the year is something I'd grow tired of really fast.'

Opening your eyes while glancing around your surrounding to check of any danger, you decided it wouldn't be bad to take a short break and have a nice slumber.

'Hm. Nothing here. Nothing there either. Also nothing there. Seems like we're all clear. But just in case...'

As a safety precaution, you cast an anemo protection barrier to safeguard from any hostile entities lurking by.

'Now... I can sleep peacefully...'

And with that, you drift off into a sweet slumber, uncaring of any danger nearby. Afterall, you only live once... Maybe not once, but you get the point.

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"RISE N' GRIND BBG🔥🔥🗣️‼️😘😍⁉️😜😋💪🔥⁉️🤨😂‼️" meaning good moring. No need to thank me for translating btw😘

Shortly after waking up very energetically, you realised that you've slept by the whole night, and that it's a new day. Huh... That's why you're pretty active now? Probably not.

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"So uh chilll- anygays- Since my lazy ahhcheeks couldn't bother to wake up earlier... I have decided that I shall get on moving today!" You declared to no one in particular.

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"Letter?..." You said annoyed, with your back bending as you drooped down when you realised you motivated yourself, for it to just disappear into nothing again shortly after.

A/n: I do not know the meaning of drooped. Just imagine that one action idk.

Just then, a letter hit your head. Hard. Real hard. The sky certainly looks a bit red right now (tsundere behavior ngl😒).

"Ehe... Here it is... Took you long enough you tsundere." You mumbled in the end as you rubbed your head because of the pain from getting hit by such a force.

Opening the letter, you found that the contents of this contained the location of Yokohama, which seemed pretty close (not for your lazy ahhcheeks tho) to where you were currently standing.

"... Did you really expect me to know which direction is west or east-"

Another thing, that hit 58 times more harder than the letter. Ouch. You rubbed your head as it was very painful to be hit by a phone- wait, a PHONE!?

"BRO WJAT. AJAGSJSKHANAHSNAMAH ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS⁉️"

You did calm down the next nanosecond as you did not want to be heard by anyone or anything.

'Am I dreaming? Surely this isn't a phone- okay maybe it is.'

After making sure you were not delulu and it's reality, you opened the phone. It didn't have a password yet so you set it as "Candice bbg😘".

A/n: yes. Words and emoji password exist now because I said.

"Okay... Now that I've made sure that my privacy gets invaded by noone, It is time to open Google maps bbg🔥"

After opening Google maps, you found out that you are exactly a 15 minutes walk away from Yokohama.

'Pretty close ig.' You thought while shrugging as you began walking towards where the map led you.

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Fun facts!

• Y/n is a simp for Fyodor.

• Their favorite organization is the Decay of Angels.

• Their top fav type in bsd are the genius and sillys‼️

• Loves to use "bbg😘" and "ehe😋".

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End!

Pretty short chapter? I know😕😔 late? I know🥺😕

Sry bbgs but my motivation just ain't returning.

I've actually lost interest in continuing my other fic for a while now, hence why I did not post another chapter. Sry.

Anygays- hows the chapter yall⁉️ this chapter was like, you learn your ability and abt this world and etc. And after that, I'm planning on how I will fit the ideas together of exploring a bit (a teeny tiny bit) and then joining the doa. I think it might take up 2 chapters or so.

My ibis paint x ain't working rn and it also deleted all of my artworks :( not fun. So no fanart too. Sry.

Thanks for the support!

Bye bbgs😍😘‼️