Y/N's been reeeeeal quiet since this dropped yall...

Warning: You, your mom, MOMMY AGATHA-, ahem ahem, fancy wording, literally so juicy and fruity, broskies r literally proposing a ring and they just met☠☠, BRI'ISH🙏🔥👹😈🤛💔💀, heavy flirting, I mean Y/n is so real for flirting with Agatha who wouldn't, only a mention of Fyofyo bbg😞💔, politics ew, diplomatic relations thingy hot but ew too high maintenance, reputation thingy OMFG-, CALE HENITUSE REFERENCE 🔥😈🙏, food is priority🐺💔⛓🥀.

Hey bbgs and bitchass, here's yo chap🙏🙏.

This chap is just centred around convo with one hawt lady tho I did add an interesting part in the end for people that still don't like this chapter enough.

IT'S IMPROTANT CONVERSATION OKAY???😔🙏😭🤛.

ANYGAYS, let's go to the chap^^!!

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"Oh, certainly, but may I have the pleasure of knowing your name?"

Upon seeing the eloquently dressed woman infront of you, who had invited you for a drink, you responded with a well-structured response of your own, of course, in English, as the question itself had been spoken in the very language.

Your voice carried an accurate British accent this time, though. Not the one you used to joke around with, not at all, as it was actually time to maybe act serious, not to mention the figure infront of you looked very much the British persona.

You begin analysing the figure who stood before you, wondering if a character had the quite common but beautiful traits of blonde hair, pale skin and of course, blue eyes as clean as the sky and shimmering like the ocean when the light of the Sun reflects upon. The red formal dress she wore looked absolutely ravishing on her, complimenting her colour palette, as well as her figure, as if it was just made for her and her only.

Then it clicked.

'Of course... who else, but her?' You thought. Though, you had a good guess who it was, you were not willing to embarrass yourself if by chance you were calling the wrong name. That would be certainly embarrassing.

Enough to give you life-long trauma (dramatic much?).

The mommy- I mean, the woman gave an amused look, almost as if entertained by the formal speech which you were sure, should have been expected by the host. Perhaps, it might be the way you spoke the same language so proficiently.

Hey, the internet definitely had a hand in that.

Perhaps, Dostoevsky might've spilled a few beans. Unlikely, but you didn't know how else as spies were not a much probable answer than the previous, considering that Fyodor would immediately figure out had there been any lurking and hidden in the crowd.

"Of course, how rude of me to approach you, without even so much as introducing myself?" She shook her head (bro really went "smh/hj").

Now, even though Narrator sama has took several paragraphs to make the mommy respond, it had been only a few seconds when her reply came, your thoughts were simply too fast.

Anyvagina, and yes, now it is anyvagina, only Narrator sama will be using this tho.

"Agatha Christie."

Suspicions confirmed.

"I suppose you have heard of my humble occupation, perhaps from Dostoevsky?" She asked, though, it sounded that she was sure.

'Dame Agatha Christie... of the Order of the Clock Tower.' You recalled as you narrowed your eyes, settling with a smile on your face while you organized the thoughts in your head.

She was certainly right about you knowing her, though, not so much about the Dostoevsky part. You suppose you could lead her on as you yourself would have an excuse for knowing about her, though, you didn't really know much.

'Ah... what was her ability...?' You tried to remember. "Ugh... pretty sure I know when I searched up the wiki once... OH-! yeah, it was... 'And Then There Were None', was it? Yeah, definitely, though, I don't really know what it does...' You were glad you had once bothered to check her wiki page, which you rarely ever bothered doing with a character, but you were curious nonetheless.

"Of course, Dame Agatha Christie." You did a formal curt bow to exude fancy-ness. "As shall I introduce myself, Y/N L/N, if you will. Though, I can be called 'Venti' if you'd prefer." You smiled coyly.

She returned the most-welcomed bow, as she then straightened up, placing a hand on her chest, chuckling. "What marvellous manners you have, certainly a charmer, I must say."

You blushed lightly, though responded, not without a light laugh. "Oh, I find myself quite flustered at receiving such praise from an esteemed, fine lady such as your kind, Dame Agatha." You chuckled.

"My my, if I had been told earlier that I would find such a fine charmer, I would have brought a bouquet to try and maybe court you, if I had the chance." She said with a slight tilt of her head, flashing a sly smile, and before you could have responded, "Though, not that I haven't gotten something to court you with." She clapped her fingers lightly, her smile widening at the innocently curious look you had failed to mask.

Though your thought were anything but innocent with along the lines of "is it handcuffs? Ooh kinky~/jk."

And just as she had clapped, did a well-dressed butler appear, holding a small case in his hands with much carefullness, as if the object inside it would be so precious that it would break by getting upset from the way it was being held. "Lol". That "lol" would cost the butler his life if the box dropped. "Lmao".

You perked up at the object infront of you. 'Hm? A box...? Curious.' You thought like the founding grandfather you were.

At a seemingly invisible gesture, the butler carefully opened the case with his gloved hands, and inside, was a beautiful, beautiful, full of lustre and shine, a ring.

'Is bro gon propose or wha💀.' Silly thoughts-

"Y/n, dearie, I would like to have your hand (in marriage?/jk... unless?-), may I?" She asked with a honeyed voice, extending her hand that tempted you to give yours in its hold.

Although you questioned the fast pace of the things happening around you, you thought better than to zone out in thought and rather focused on your on-the-spot conclusions.

Albeit hesitant, you didn't let the nervousness show, like the absolute oscar worthy actor you were, you extended your hand and made it rest in hers, at which she smiled delightfully and took the ring in her other hand to slide it into your ring finger.

'Pretty.' You thought, looking at the intricate patterns on the metal. On it, engraved were miniature birds, angels, and quite literally anything that one would find calming, which exuded a calm and peaceful feeling.

She smiled, noticing the slightly dazed and observing look on your face that only lingered for a second before your face returned to a carefully woven facade, replacing any hints or peeks through the window to your soul.

"My, such a wonderful present!. Why, I'd wear it everyday had it not cost it's maintenance." You offered a business smile, one that businessmen (and women) offered when they were going to scam sum1.

'I feel like Cale lmfao💀💀💀???'

"I am glad that you have come to like what I have presented you, and as such, I hope our future interactions are just as friendly (tf bro you were literally flirting☠☠) as this one." She tilted her head slightly as her eyes narrowed, observing.

You lifted her hand up with assuming permission, and like the pretentious as fuck aristocratic gesture you often saw in shows and anime, you brought your lips to the back of her hand, kissing it gently a the while looking through her sould directly, not wavering in your intense gaze.

The eyes tell a lot about someone, and that was one of the thing you had come to learn. Often, it helped you in your daily life, though, the use of it now would be much, much more useful as in the world of people trying to exploit your weakness on every single mistake you make, you had to be clever and sly.

Well, enough about that.

You returned to your previous formal posture, and a toe curling smile formed on your face. Simply enchanting, were the murmurs around that were barely even concealed.

"My lady, I hope, the next time that we meet, I will be informed and, you will like the present I pick for you." You placed a hand on your chest as if to feign genuineness.

"Of course, I will and, I doubt any gift from you would be boring and dull." She nodded with a cross-eyed smile, before opening them. "Then, I shall bid my farewell here. This conversation has certainly been delightful, and I hope we have a mutual interest in partnering in any business."

"The feeling is mutual." You responded with a coy smile. "Farewell, my lady. I hope you enjoy the rest of your time here."

You both gave each other a curt bow in courtesy, and then again went to each your own businesses, that being, you back to stuffing your mouth with food, though with a level of grace that was unimaginable with the description of what you were doing, and on the other hand, Agatha to talk to more influential people properly, or perhaps, enjoy the wine here.

Nevertheless, Agatha definitely seemed like an important figure, seeing how people occasionally flocked to her to talk about something, and other bystanders being not so discreet about their staring.

Well, the same goes for you, you supposed.

As of now, you were subjected to the same treatment, being stared at and people who almost wanted to talk with you too, except, unlike Agatha, your gaze seemed unapproachable when you were indulged in just quietly eating.

Ew, diplomatic relations.

But, priorities.

'Hmph. No way sum1 gets to disrupt my quality time with food. Maybe, Fyofyo bbg, or even Assistant sama- which I highly doubt- but no one else.' You nodded to yourself before you continued to eat at a single chair close to the tables, drowned into your thoughts at the same time.

"Through... I still wonder..." You trailed off silently, as you remembered something. 'About that waitress huh...'

'Yeah, I'll ask Sigma bbg later."

You nodded to yourself before again focusing on food.

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"Oh god, Nikolai and Y/n are my favourite fucking ship now."

The other huffed. "Oh cum on bitch-deflated-ahhcheeks, you haven't even read the other chapters, obviously, Y/n is obsessed with Fyodor." Shaking their head disapprovingly, "like, bro literally said 'woof' once in the manga💀."

"Bro's down bad."

"Okay okay I love that ship but- WITH DAZAI??? Oh, how dare you both not even consider Dazai x Y/n!" Another said haughtily. "They literally have the golden enemies to lovers dynamic!" They swooned at the thought of a very... 'ahem ahem' scene.

"Nahhhh. Y/n and Sigma have GOT to be the best, like, haven't you seen how they comfort each other!?!? Istg yall are ALLERGIC to healthy ships. Smh." And another one.

"Oh, wait till ya hear mine." Someone joined into the convo. "It's..." a dramatic pause. "MOMMY AGATHA X Y/N-"

"OMFG YOU FUCKING AHH-" Another who joined the convo slapped the previous one.

Then, as if nothing had happened, eveyone went to normal. The person who had slapped the degenerates spoke, with the degenerate in question rubbing their cheek and muttering curses before dropping silent at glare they were thrown.

"Well, there are still many chapters left to read, so, let's simply wait until the end."

They nodded, and closed the books they had in their hands.

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Fun facts!

• Yes, you are now in the main plot of bsd, included in the manga. Congratulations.

• And woah a lot of you guessed Agatha right, congrats for that too^^.

• and uh I'll just end the ball arc in the next chap halfway or smth, yall still remember the hint of the plot I cooked right? About Assistant sama:)?

• yall finna blow ur sockets out at the plot 😍🙏(I HOPE since I'm ass at mystery💀).

• basically you have now debuted in society and now have to uphold the reputation of a very calm and conserved and skillful extroverted charming party host. SUFFER HA-

• Y/n's job in their past life was also similar to this one, usually being the one to meetings and doing deals n stuff thus why they know how to handle social interactions very well even though they have anxiety.

• And yes, I know you're all wondering if Y/n has fanart of them. Yes, yes they do. And as a matter fact, they are a fan-favourite.

• Y/n hasn't touched the bsd manga (yes they do not know Fyodor's real ability) since reincarnation bcuz they don't wanna ACciDenTLy fall into depression.

• Venti will now be the name they give sum1 as an alias or when they don't wish to reveal their true name (one of the MANY reasons taht they will not give their true name to sum1 they do not trust enough being that they do NOT want to be a victim of a name-operating ability that harms when the individual's name is known, clever clever yn).

• Strangely enough, their phone hasn't recommended anything bsd related too... wonder why...?

• Y/n doesn't know they are immortal.

• I do hope yall got the hint of the dynamic between Dazai (ew-) and Y/n ehe 🙏😋😏.

• AND YES, she got the name from Fyofyo bbg, tho bbg didn't really disclose anything too important (not like he knows much LMAO💀) and only enough so that Agatha'll have an interest in you and that was Fyofyo bbg's plan to give you a head start (tyty pooks♡) so that your reputation at just debut will skyrocket.

• Author got character development and now also uses anyvagina along with anygays.

Thas all! Stay tuned for more~

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END!

Yo.

Hoe r yall.

So uhh yeah thas it ig.

Here r yall'z fanarts bbg;

And if you saw this on the discord server- NO YOU DIDN'T.

And uh since Ion have enough time, here just take sum rando sketches I did when I was practicing poses n' stuff-

Hawt.

Ahem. Incase you forgor yn is supposed to be a villain- here's a reminder^^.

And uh here's just sum random pose practice ig.

And uh I drew this for a kid that visited my grandparents' home the day b4 yesterday (I ahve no idea who he was tho you can say at the end of the day, I was a favourite lmao since I know just exactly how to make kids like you ehehe).

And uh now an important note.

I'm going on hiatus.

Yeah like this the last update this month and uh I'm going on hiatus now and I'll probably upload the next one in another 30 days or smth ig ion know??

Yeah so this a goodbye mfs.

B4 I go, here's the rizzline of the month I came up with .

"Will you be the hoe to my field? *smikrxs seducstuvely*"

Worked on Emma, probably will work on any other too.

BUH BYE BBGS~