YESS YESS KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

anygays- Heyyy bbgs (with 3k special rizz)

So uh, as you can see, it's a 3k special (btw it's not just a rando scenario but it actually happens in the fic-) and uh Qna so ig you can js submit it questions below here (do read a bit further below to know the conditions of submitting a q. Before asking)⇩

【QUESTION BOX :3!】

I swear if I don't get enough questions I will end myself and delete my whole internet persona because of humility- also don't comment "do it no balls". Because that will be my karma coming for me-

ALSO CONDITIONS- pls don ask abt my irl details like which country do I live in etc etc. only questions abt yn or like my preference or anything. U can also ask for a short scenario but it has to VERY short like the max would be 4-5 para.

Anygays- here's some random bullshit ig

Btw it's after you became a member of Doa.

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A peaceful and nice day...

Ruined by yours truly :3

"I know the world would be a better place without me... that's why I strive to live every day😘!" You said as you walked down the streets cheerfully after annoying 70 per cent of the general population in Yokohama.

"Tada tara papam para~" Feeling a little silly today, you decided to do some silly things.

"Ooh! I have an idea!" You stopped in your tracks like a cartoon character and took out your phone.

"Assistant sama! Psh! You listening?" You quitely whispered towards the phone so as to not attract much attention.

*Ding ding*

'Yes babygirl :3'

"Parfeito!" You mimicked talking another language when you don't even know the language and if it's actually a real word.

"So uh, any suggestions?" You asked while walking to somewhere secluded where you wouldn't have to whisper.

*Ding ding*

'How about meeting one of your pookies :)'

"Nice idea! As expected of you, Assistant sama! Goodbye for now!" You said to them as you put the phone back into your pocket and then got into walking again (sigh... so much walking man).

"Darn it. So much walking..." you said after you walked no more than 400 meters. Really tiring huh?

'Hm. So who do I meet... Ranpookie? No, it's too early for me to get my search history leaked. Dazai- ABSOLUTELY NO. Fuck that sorry excuse of a detective.' Yeah, you're still salty for Fyodor's death.

'Atsushi? No... I mean- I would but again, that bandage squandering machine is gonna be near him-'

*cutely bumps into someone because ur fucking blind*

*Ding ding*

'That is someone blind.'

*oh. Pardon. *Cutely bumps into someone bcuz they're blind*

*Ding ding*

'That's better.'

*quick question, is it Jouno since he's blind? Surely-*

*Ding ding*

'Lmao keep hoping :)'

*... f u man :(*

Ahem ahem.

After Assistant sama and effect sama were done bickering, the author finally continues the story.

'GAWSH DAMMIT GYATT' Being the skinny Homo-Sapien you are in Venti's body type, you fell down due to the collision.

'Man I'm so skinny... fuckin femboy...' You cursed as it hurt REAL hard in ur ahhcheeks/bootycheeks if you prefer.

Btw I prefer ahhcheeks- anygays-

Since people were staring at you, you quickly stood up, helped the blind woman who also fell, handed her some money, said sorry, then proceeded to run off.

'KAGSJSGAKHAKAHA MY SOCIAL ANXIETY OKAY I DON WANNA MEET ANYONE NO MORE'

Panicking due to social anxiety, you ran until you found a safe space where you can act normal again, that is, a cafe (as always ▪︎_▪︎).

'Not the cafe saving my life again...' you thought with a comical sweatdrop as you entered the cafe, acting all civilised again and not like the de-evolved Homo-Sapien you were a few moments ago.

But what you failed to notice...

Cafe Uzumaki

...Screwed.

'Damn this cafe looks really similar ngl' OMG PLS COME TO UR SENSES I'M GON FUCKING CRY💀

But ofc ur dumbahhcheeks ain't gon realise that with ur 2 kb memory.

Finding a random seat in the corner as you have always preferred, you walked to it and established your dominance by SITTING on it (Babagrillfryboss move).

'Babagrillfryboss who? Me ofc😎' you ofc.

"Darn it... my mood for social interactions is horribly ruined... and here I thought I was gon stop havingmy social anxiety...*sigh*"

Having no plans left for the day whatsoever, you resorted to just talking with Assistant sama.

Taking out your phone, you boredly asked them in a quiet voice. "Psh! Assistant sama! I don't have anyone to talk to... can ya talk with me for a while?"

*Ding ding*

'Your wish is my command pookie (＾∇＾)'

'Assistant sama... you're a real life saver fr' you said as you internally cried tears of happiness comically.

*Ding ding*

'A date it is then, bbgヽ(｡ゝω・｡)ﾉ'

'Eh (〃∀〃)' damn Asisstant sama really is the rizzler.

You were just enjoying your time with Assistant sama, unable to notice...

"Hm. I wonder what one of dostoevsky's accomplice is doing here."

THE BANDAGE SQUANDERING MACHINE.

A/N: here's ur Assistant sama x Y/n that u asked pookies 😋😘

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ANNNNNDDD THAS IT.

reminder: pls ask a question or I will drown myself from humility-

So uh how'd u like it? Ik pretty short BUTT, I have smth else for entertainment (I swear I only wrote less bcuz I had to speedrun this-)

You now have access to... ONE OF MY C. AI CHATS😱⁉️! Congrats ig. Ya'll better be grateful cuz I had to compress and drop it all first😭

Anyways the reading order is left to right.

Uh yeah tried to rizz up Venti who actually acted like one and not like those who immediately start confessing their love lmao

UH SO THAS IT PROBS FORGOR SMTH AS ALWAYS BUT ANYGAYS-

BYE BBGS