Louis: y'all obsessed with me or somethin

Zayn: how do u feel knowing harry's doing a sex scene with someone else

Harry: At times i think you have a death wish Zayn

Zayn: i mean-

Louis:

Harry: Don't worry, Lou

Harry: I'll be thinking of you the whole time

Louis: SO YOU'LL GET HARD

Louis: YOU CAN'T GET HARD FOR HER

Harry: IT'LL BE FOR YOU IF I'M THINKING OF YOU

Louis: BUT HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW YOU ARE ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT ME-

Harry: YOU SHOULD JUST KNOW I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME

Niall:

Zayn:

Louis: i hate everyone here

Harry: except me

Louis: especially you

Harry:

Louis: shut up

Louis: you stick ur fingers up your ass

Louis: that's a sin

Harry:

Liam: i really do hate it here

Zayn: we should kill ourselves

Zayn: but like together

Liam: um...

Liam: i'm good but thanks for offering

Zayn: sigh

Zayn: anytime

Niall: why are you all depressed today

Harry: I'm not

Louis: we know

Louis: only because u get to have sex with a girl

Harry: I'M GAY ASSHAT

Louis: :D

Harry: Dickhead

Niall: right

Niall: well

Niall: we should do something

Zayn: i'm busy

Liam: he's lying

Zayn:

Harry: I'm down

Louis: you're always down

Harry: GET OVER IT

Harry: YOU'RE SO PETTY

Louis: heart been broke so many times

Louis: i i

Louis: don't know what to believe

Harry: Shut your mouth

Louis: suck my dick

Harry: Suck your own dick

Louis: HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES

Louis: I I

Niall: all right that's enough

Louis: ...don't know what to believe

Niall: i don't wanna do something anymore

Niall: harry go suck lou's dick

Niall: louis get over yourself it's called acting

Harry: and that's on period 💅