Niall: you guys suck

Louis: and swallow

Harry: (;

Niall: you can't just do that

Louis: oops?

Harry: hi

Louis: hi baby

Niall: ihy

Harry: we love you too

Zayn: what did they do?

Niall: fucked

Niall: in my bed

Harry: ❤️

Louis: where else were we gonna do it?

Niall: AT YOUR OWN HOUSES???

Harry: but that's no fun

Liam: guys

Louis: Harry's right

Zayn: just wash your sheets

Liam: gUys

Niall: harry can't you do it for me?

Harry: get your mother too

Niall: oh yeah

Niall: I'll just hand her some sheets with fun stains on them

Zayn: not like she hasn't washed your dirty sheets before

Niall: true

Harry: yes Liam?

Liam: finally

Liam: thank you, Harry

Harry: welcome ☺️☺️☺️

Liam: guess what guys

Zayn: just tell us

Niall: I can't be fucked guessing

Liam: I got a job :D

Louis: boring

Liam: heyyy );

Harry: i'm so proud of you!

Liam: thank you!!!

Liam: I love u

Harry: I love you too

Liam: ❤️

Niall: ooh louisss is u mad

Louis: no.

Zayn: 🙄

Louis: shut the fuck up

Zayn: k

Harry: I love you too lou

Louis: more than you love Liam?

Liam: course not

Harry: yeah course

Liam: oh

Harry: