Niall: oi slutz

Liam: it actually has an s in it not a z

Niall: does it look like i give a fuck

Louis: someone's in a bad mood

Niall: are you talking about yourself

Louis: no pisspot

Louis: i'm not

Niall: sure sounded like it

Harry: What's up your ass today Niall

Niall: your dick

Louis: i think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

Harry:

Niall: i have a problem

Harry: We know

Louis: did you only just realise?

Zayn: it's been knew

Niall: and this is why i'm leaving

Harry: Leaving?

Niall: yes, leaving

Niall: L-E-A-V-I-N-G

Louis: about time

Liam: where are you going?

Niall: australia

Zayn: here we go again

Niall: they love me over there

Zayn: no they don't

Harry: They're scared of you over there

Louis: ha

Louis: there's a fucking oul outside

Louis: ouwl

Louis: owul

Louis: houl

Louis: oul

Louis: how the fuck do you spell it

Louis: hoot hoot

Louis: there's a hooter outside my window

Zayn: did you just have a stroke?

Harry: Babe...it's so hard to stick up for you when you're...you

Louis: huh

Niall:

Louis:

Liam: leave me out of this

Louis: never freak