𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐬

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
i hate my fucking cat.
it's so little yet so irritating

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
someone's in a happy mood today 😁😁

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
what happened to hello?

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
how are you?

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫
woah i didn't expect that

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
someone please take this cat away from me

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
hi amalia! :)))

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
here's loverboy

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
fuck u. 🖕🖕

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
hiya christian!!!!

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
how are you today?

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
i want to die but other than that i'm great!!!

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
oh...
i don't really know how to respond to that

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐲
LMAOO 😭😭😭

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
OMG
CHRISTIAN CAN YOU TAKE THIS CAT AWAY FROM ME???????
I HELPED YOU... U HELP ME???
PLEASE

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
uhhhhhh
i don't really like cats! im more of a dog person
sorry :)
i could help you with something else though... maybe?

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
damn it.
no no that's alright!
but someone please i beg take this cat away from me before i go mental

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
oh come on, the cat can't be that bad

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
do u want me to kill u?????

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
no...

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
you walked into that one yourself mate

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
is your cat a girl?

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
yes... she's a very irritating girl

𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬
SEND US A PHOTO!!!!

𝐣𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐳
OMG
YESSSS

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
alright alright fine!!!!

𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧
yayy!!!!!

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
you guys are children.
anyways, here is phoebe!

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫
oh

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
i feel like she's staring into my soul

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
that's exactly what i thought, kai!!!
so... anyone want to take her from me???

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
its a no from me

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
i'm fine thanks!

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
UHHHH
WHAT ABOUT NOW???

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
AWHHHH SHES ADORABLE

𝐣𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐳
icl that's the cutest cat ever

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐲
innit

𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧
that photo of her is so cute

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
HELLO
WOAH WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF A CAT???

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
OMG HI BEN
DO YOU WANT TO ADOPT MY CAT???

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
OHHHH yeah no
your cat is adorable though... you know in the second photo
the first photo it looks like it wants to kill me

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
what if i say you're my favourite person??? 🤭

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
HEY

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
sorry christian, a girl needs to do what a girl needs to do

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
that's extremely convincing but it's still a no

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
ANYONE PLEASE JUST TAKE HER

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
WAIT WAIT WAIT
why didn't you tell us you had a cat?

𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬
OH YEAH

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
maybe there was a reason...

𝐣𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐳
😭😂

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
i just got her, charles and angel both thought i was lonely, so as a gift they gave me phoebe

𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧
awwww that's sweet

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
charles and angel must really love you

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
NO ITS NOT SWEET
THEY LEFT ME WITH A CRAZY CAT

𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧
okay maybe not then

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
i don't think we should speak anymore

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐲
that's probably for the best

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
well does anyone want to adopt her?
i promise she's really sweet!

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
are you sure about that?

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫
wasn't you just complaining about her a minute ago?

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
NO DON'T BE SILLY 😭😭

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
darling...

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
amalia...

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
OKAY OKAY FINE

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
look if you think about it you've just got her, so give it some time and she might ease into it

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
who knew you could be smart

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
EVERYONE

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
hmm... you sure about that? 🤔🤔

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
OI i at least look like i have a single thought floating around in my tiny, stupid brain, unlike you

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
damn...

𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧
VIOLATION 😂😂

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
chilly i really don't think that will happen!

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
how come?

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
well mostly because phoebe is so annoying... and if she was a real person she would be the most conniving, two faced bitch EVER

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫
OH DAMN

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
and i thought she was only mean to us

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
no no i am...
phoebe is just even more irritating 😓😓

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𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
HELLOOOOO

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
HIYAAAA

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
oh goodness me, whats got you two into a good mood????

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
well... i just went on a lovely walk with napoleone

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
and i just went on a date!!!

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
OH CHARLES IM SO GLAD EVERYTHING IS GOING GREAT FOR YOU AND YOUR DOG!!! YOU SEE IM STUCK WITH PHOEBE WHO IS MAKING MY LIFE A NIGHTMARE

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
oh damn...

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
is phoebe killing you?

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
yes 😭😭😭😭😭
she's going to make me lose sleep

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
what, more than you do???

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
remind me why i'm friends with you again 🤔🤔

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
BECAUSE YOU L O V E ME

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
hmm... i dont know about that

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
oh sweetheart, i'm sure it'll get better!

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
at least you're not lonely now!!!!

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
i will kill u.

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
have you read the note that came with phoebe's stuff?

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
oh yes yes the note!!!

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
WHAT
WHAT NOTE????
IM SO CONFUSED

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
please PLEASE tell me you looked at the note

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
...

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
oh lia 😭😭

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
what... what does the note say???
just out of interest!

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
OH LORD PLEASE HELP ME 😩

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
oh that's what the note says???

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
no u idiot!!!!!

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
the note clearly states that phoebe needs to be let outside during the morning, and that she needs to sleep 3 times a day ‼️‼️‼️

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
OH NO
i think i might know why phoebe is in a cranky mood

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
you don't say 😭

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
would you two like to see a picture of me and napoleone???

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
NO.

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
no.
JOKINGGG

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
yes yes we're joking
maybe 🤫

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
i hate you two but here you go

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
AWHH THAT'S ADORABLE ☹️☹️☹️

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
that dog is even cuter than u!!!!
WHO KNEW THAT COULD HAPPEN

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
YEAH YEAH
HEY DONT THINK WE'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS DATE YOU'VE HAD

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
OMG YES YES I DEFINITELY DIDNT FORGET 😁

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
i'll tell you both everything when we see eachother in person!!

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
hmm... okay okay

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
how did it go atleast?

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
omg it went SO WELL!!!!
we had so much fun, and...
SHE KISSED ME 🤭🤭

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
omg omg omg that's huge!! i'm so happy for you ☹️

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
awh does this mean i don't have to deal with you anymore?
JOKING I LOVE YOU AND IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU SWEETHEART

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
fuck you, and no you still have to deal with me 😋
JOKING
I LOVE YOU TOO
thank you guys! i love you both so much <3

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
i love u! <3
BESTIE DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF HER?

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
hmm... i'm not sure but i have a photo of me 🤭

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
who would want to see you?

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
ooh yes yes send up a photo of you, i adore your outfits, they're the best

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
they really are!!!

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
thank you thank you, i know they are! i have impeccable fashion taste 😋
and here u go!!!

peep robin in the back!

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
OMG YOU LOOK GORGEOUS
AND I MISS ROBIN, I WISH WE SAW HIM MORE THAN WE SAW YOU :(((

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
awh thank u
and i wish i saw napoleone more than i saw u :(

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
stop you look incredible, angel!
i miss robin too, i need to come round one day

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 🥭
thank u, lia :(
oh definitely, we'll have to arrange a day where we're all free!

𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 🪑
definitely!!!

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐭 🪩
oh definitely!

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𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
well i found out why phoebe was very cranky, and looked extremely devious

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
ooh do tell us why!!!

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
OMG WHERE DID YOU GO???

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
YAYYYYY YOURE BACK

𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧
AHH HI AMALIA

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
hello hello!!!! charles sent a message on the groupchat, and he had the audacity to send a photo of napoleone 😭 like hello im struggling with phoebe??? and youre telling me you've just gone on a walk with him

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
quick question who is napoleone???

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
yeah i was wondering the same thing 😭

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
OH SHIT YEAH I FORGOT YOU GUYS DONT KNOW WHO HE IS
he's charles' dog!

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
OHHH

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
anyways... then they told me that there was a note that came with phoebe' stuff, and it said that she needs to sleep 3x a day and she needs to be let outside in the morning, which is why she's extremely moody

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫
so is everything okay now?

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
yes!!!!!

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
i'm glad! :)

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
thank u, christian!
also seeing charles happy with napoleone, made me want to do this

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
LMAOOO

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
oh goodness me 😭

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
at least i'm good now!

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
YAYYYY

𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬
finally!

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
thank u for dealing with my irritating ass

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐲
it's alright!!!

𝐣𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐳
anytime!

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻
LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
WE LOVE YOU

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
WE DO!!!

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 🐻

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hello my lovelies! thank you for reading, i'm so sorry for not updating for a few days, i've been super busy, and life has been extremely chaotic! i'm also back at school since i've been on spring break, which means chapters will be less frequent, because i post 1000+ word chapters it means chapters will only be posted once or twice a week, im sorry about that! as i'm in my last two years of high school, it's mostly revising for mocks, and finishing off coursework, so i don't really have much free time but when i do, i'll be writing for sweet nothing! make sure to vote + comment, and eat + drink something. love u! <3