{Disney Channel Zombies Universe}

"Someday, this could be, this could be ordinary. Someda-"

"WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU FUCKING SINGING TO EACH OTHER" rando paused for a second to catch their breath (even tho they didn't throw it??") "AND YOU GOOD SIR. WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ALBINO EXCEPT FOR YOUR UGLYASS GREEN HAIR DO I NEED TO CALL PEST CONTROL BECAUSE U LOOK LIKE A COCKROACH BITCH GOODBYE-"

*blinks 4 times before resuming*

"someday, could we be something extraordinary. You n me side by side, out in the bright daylight, they laugh WE say, WERE GONNA BE SOMEDAY"

"SOMEDAY SOMEDAY, WERE GONNA BE SOMEDAY"