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"Hey, jerk-off!" Well, you may think that the big kitty-cat would scream this because the two were acting like a bunch of tired little adults, but no, that was not the case in this instance because, just like you would have thought, our dear (Y/n) was a huge cat person.

"No! I demand to touch your coat! So stop complaining!" (Y/n) exclaimed as she continued to force down The Beast King down on her lap as she ran her fingers through its big and fluffy mane. "Get off of me!" Beast King continued to demand, but could not because of some kind of invisible force pulling him back down every time.

"You came here for a reason, and that was for affection! For that, I shall gladly supply! I don't care if my love suffocates you to death, fucking suffocate you big-ass motherfucker!" (Y/n) yelled as she continued to pet the big kitty-cat, even braiding its mane sometimes.

"I fucked no mother!"

"We all fucked a mother once in our lives, you big pussy!"

While they argued, Saitama was still 'stuck' in the ground even when (Y/n) got out of it as she decided to spend her day petting the big cat. Sometimes you must have a side-cat. Yawning as he felt sleepiness overtake his senses, Saitama closed his eyes for a while.

"Being underground keeps you cool, but at the same time, it's nice and warm. I'm sleepy, so could you leave (Y/n) alone and leave?" Saitama asked the still pissed-off kitty, catching his attention as Beast King looked over at the tired Saitama as he was still being coddled by a happy (Y/n).

"It's so fluffy!" (Y/n) squealed with glee as she tightly hugged the Beast King, snuggling her face deeper in its mane as she let out a content sigh. Seeing this, Saitama felt some of his sleepiness go away as he continued to watch (Y/n) brightly smile at the big kitty, happily petting it as she continued to snuggle closer, ignoring the Beast King's continuous complaints.

'(Y/n) sure seems happy right now... weird.' Ignoring the pain in his chest, Saitama closed his eyes once more, ignoring the Beast King, who was secretly trying not to purr. "Old man! You dare ignore me! I see I need to teach you your place." Beast King stated, trying to get away from (Y/n) hold only to fail.

"Stay still, you big pussy! I still need to give you my love!" (Y/n) yelled, dragging Beast King back onto her lap as she hummed a soft tune, euphoria taking over her senses at being blessed with having a big kitty. "Let go of me, woman!" Beast King demanded, still trying to detach himself from (Y/n) only for her to shake her head vigorously with a frown on her face.

"No! You gotta purr first for me, and then I might consider it." (Y/n) chuckled, continuing to braid the Beast King's mane as Saitama continued to doze off. Letting out an enormous roar, the Beast King grumbled under his breath, post-embarrassment filling his senses at what he was about to do.

'If I don't do this, then I might as well have already failed my mission. I can't fail anything, and I certainly can't fail something as simple as this just because of a stubborn, stupid, little girl!' Letting out a big sigh the Beast King indulged himself in her affection, and finally, after much momentum, the Beast King purred.

Squealing in delight, a blush overtook (Y/n) cheeks as she nodded her head. "You're free to go, my cute little kitty-cat!" Forcing the force to let go of The Beast King, (Y/n) saw it with warm eyes as she watched the Beast King threaten Saitama to cutting out his eyes.

"He's so cute!" (Y/n) awed, flowers blooming over her face as she seemed to shine. "Listen up! I'm gonna slice your eyes out with these! Then we'll see if you'll resist! The Beast King never lets anyone off easy." The Beast King declared, his two fingers pointed towards Saitama's beady black eyes as he boredly looked at the boastful pussy.

"He's so adorable!" (Y/n) continued to fawn over Beast King, completely ignoring Saitama's weird stares. 'Fuck this shit, I'm out.' To the surprise of two weird animals, Saitama easily got out of the ground as the two animals froze with the mole sweating profusely while Saitama looked down at him.

"Well, enough playing around. If you wanna apologize to (Y/n), now's your chance." Saitama stated, his glare pointed at the mole as (Y/n) stayed quiet remembering what they did to her cheap-ass ceiling.

'Oh, yeah, I have a ceiling.' Remembering this (Y/n) nodded her head as she got up from her spot on the ground. "Forgot that shit happened. Well, anyway, I guess I gotta let out my rage on you or something badass." (Y/n) yawned, fixing her messy hair to try and suit the 'badass' appearance.

"Humph, fine. Then behold the true power-"

"Oh, it's five p.m.-"

"-of the Beast-"

"-I have plants-"

"-King."

"Aw man, I got dirt in my special place." Saitama commented, looking down at his belt as he tried to take off all the dirt. "Hey, are you listening?" Beast King questioned Saitama, looking rather calm about the situation than other 'villains' would be.

"Let me just shake this out."

"You done?"

"One sec."

"Saitama, hurry your bald-ass up."

"I said one sec!"

After a few seconds have passed, Saitama let go of his belt as he looked back up at Beast King. "I'm done." Saitama announced, now fully paying attention to the big pussy. "Alright then," Letting out a big sigh (Y/n) stuffed her hands inside her pockets as her hair glowed a dark (f/c) color while floating in thin air, her eyes glowing and a frown soon settled on her lips.

"pay for my fucking ceiling, you dollar store shitheads!" (Y/n) yelled at them, Saitama looking over at her as he backed away slightly. "Why in the satans asshole would you ever break someone's ceiling when the invention of the door exists!" Nearing the two assholes (Y/n) went to strangle the mole only for him to suddenly disappear with a white flag flowing in the wind being the only thing left of the mole's visit.

"Enough! Behold, the true power of The Beast King!" Suddenly, the Beast King transformed like a Super Saiyan or something while his claws transformed bigger and sharper. The Big Pussies turned towards the air-headed Saitama and the I-swear-they-don't-bite (Y/n). The dog bites.

"Lion Slash!" Slashing his claws towards the two in a dramatic fashion both (Y/n) and Saitama dodged it while the house behind them got destroyed. RIP in the chat, please. Continuing with its rampage both (Y/n) and Saitama continued dodging it with (Y/n) not wishing to attack the cute pussy.

Looking to her left (Y/n) yawned as she saw Beast King continue slashing the ground, putting all of his rage on his attacks. 'I'm pretty sure that I bought an apple yesterday. I think I planned to throw it at the landlord, but I ate it. Damn, kinda regret it. The landlord is a fucking pervert.' Flying through the air (Y/n) glanced down at the ground and sighed, putting her hands up as she somersaulted to land on the ground.

'Now, I think I should buy another apple-' Stopping her thought process (Y/n) stayed still as rumble went to her while her now normal hair flew violently around in all directions, light shining on her figure as the Beast King behind her turned Super Saiyan and got into final mode.

"Lion Slash: Meteor Power Shower!" Beast King yelled loudly, slashing around widely as he tried to land a hit on either Saitama or (Y/n); both were fine, too. However, neither of them got hit as Saitama chose on dodging the attacks while getting closer to Beast King, and (Y/n) instead chose on sitting down on the ground and doing nothing as both the wind and attacks didn't seem to hit her at all.

"Consecutive..."

"Ah, nah this bitch-"

"... Normal Punches."

"Well shit, man, you just killed a macho pussy. That's not okay." (Y/n) commented, going behind Saitama as she put a hand on his shoulder. "That's not okay man." (Y/n) repeated what she just said, shaking her head as she sensed the mole that was underground this whole time claw his way away rapidly.

"Hey, (Y/n), wanna see me do something cool?" Saitama asked her, turning his head around to look at her with a creepy smile. (Y/n) shrugged, "Go ahead. Just don't kill another cat." Nodding his head in agreement, Saitama looked away from her and ran over towards where Genos was and opted to put his head inside the fucking ground, stopping the mole from getting away.

"If that's what you call cool, then Satan damn us all." (Y/n) commented, crossing her arms across her chest as she stared down at the scene. Sighing (Y/n) jumped up as Saitama ruined the ground, Genos also ruining some of the plant life as he scorched it to death. "Oh my, everyone doesn't care about how much it costs to fix this shit." (Y/n) whispered, thinking about how much money people have to give every day to fix all the things that 'villains' and 'heroes' ruin.

Glancing over at Saitama as (Y/n) saw him getting up from the ground (Y/n) quickly switched her attention back over to Genos, his hand outstretched threateningly to Armored Gorilla as a bright red glow emitted from the center of his hand, his face dark.

"Who got his panties in a twist?" (Y/n) commented, looking boredly at the scene as Saitama walked up beside her. "Genos wears panties?" Saitama questioned, looking at Genos weirdly as he was weirded out by this. (Y/n) nodded, "Yes, yes he does."

"Answer the question or be eliminated. Your choice." Genos threatened, his voice firm as he did not falter from where he stood. "Damn, giving them a choice? What a gentleman." Snickering at what she just said, Saitama lightly hit her on the ribs, making her wince in pain.

"It is you who will be eliminated. You fool. I am the third-most powerful fighter in the "House of Evolution". At your power level, you will never beat the Beast King, the second-most powerful. You will be destroyed." Armored Gorilla explained in the same robotic voice as before, staring blankly at the three as he told them of the bullshit tales of their power.

"Oh," Turning her head towards Saitama, (Y/n) motioned for him to give him the eye as he did, turning back around as (Y/n) showed Armored Gorilla the present that they've received from the sadly dead kitty. RIP.

"you mean the little pussy that I watched die quickly?" (Y/n) asked him, swinging around the eye before getting hit by it making her yell out a string of curses as she tried to wipe away the slimy substance that was left on her disgusted face.

"Apparently so."

After Genos and (Y/n) comment, Armored Gorilla stayed quiet, not saying anything as he continued to stare blankly at the three while blood poured slowly down his nose. 'Is something gonna happen or-?'

"Look, I'm really sorry. I'll tell you everything, just don't kill me!" Armored Gorilla exclaimed in a desperate tone, his voice completely changing from the robotic voice they used to hear to sound like a normal guy's voice.

"Knew your robotic voice was bullshit."

"What the—what happened to your robot voice?"

"Sorry, I was just trying to sound cool."

"Well, you failed, buddy. Just like you failed your life."

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