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A week after the fight with the mosquito monster, City Z was almost back to normal. Well, as normal as getting attacked by a monster can get you in just a week with multiple destroyed buildings.

Outside (Y/n) apartment door was Genos, the cyborg that almost self-destructed in the latest battle with the mosquito monster and that proclaimed that they would become (Y/n) and Saitama's student.

Taking in a deep breath Genos stood a good few feet away from the plain door, his arms held firmly against each side as he gazed intently at the door which had a cat sticker on the top right-hand corner.

"Sensei! Master!" Yelling out the respective titles that he gave them, Genos waited for a few seconds to wait for the door to open until those few seconds turned into minutes. Whispering could be heard on the other side of the door, one feminine and sounding annoyed while the other sounded more blank.

Finally, after five minutes, the door opened with a creak as a head of (h/c) hair popped out, and slowly (Y/n) showed the upper part of her face as her eyes glared at the newcomer.

'Fucking pests...' Feeling a hard stare settled on her back (Y/n) huffed, opening the door slowly as she revealed the rest of herself to the cyborg as a purple cat hoodie was now adorning her body, her pants being sweatpants. Groaning in annoyance (Y/n) frowned and looked up at the cyborg, already hating that Wednesday.

"You weren't kiddin'..." (Y/n) sweat dropped, her hair all over the place as a piece of a pocky stick was in her hair. "Now, who the hell are-"

"It's "Genos", Master" Genos answered her question, way earlier than she would have liked as (Y/n) hold on her flip-flip tightened slightly. "What's up with this "Master" bullshit?" (Y/n) questioned rather harshly, her (e/c) eyes searching his eyes and his soul. Like a cat.

"Sensei!"

"You have three seconds!"

"(Y/n), no!"

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Setting three hot cups of jade tea (Y/n) sat down messily on the floor as she propped her head on top of her folded-up legs, her hands folded around her blue cup as she blew on it not wishing to burn herself.

"Go one home after your drink. We're not looking for disciples." Saitama informed him, his hero costume still on as he sat down next to (Y/n). Poor girl had to put away her bean bag and some manga volumes to make room for the small table.

"Don't know what screamed 'wise' to you when we met." (Y/n) commented, taking a sip of her jade tea as she looked down at its shining liquid, not minding to look up at either of them. "Wait—you're back in one piece?" Saitama questioned, tilting his head to the side.

"Yes, my body is mostly mechanical. As long as there are parts, repairs are quick." Genos replied, his feet folded together perfectly as he sat up straight, unlike the other two in the room, not counting Mafuyu.

""Mostly"? Wow, I'll keep notes of that for sure." Chuckling to herself (Y/n) took another long and loud sip of her jade tea, looking forward as her eyes were set on the wall. Damn, does she buy wat too many posters. Maybe if she didn't buy so many of them, she could afford a proper meal. Fuck it, proper eating is for the weak.

"You're an odd one." Commented Saitama, not seeming to understand if his power existed so could hot cyborgs. "What kind of parts do you use, Sensei?"

"Don't use any." Saitama replied blankly, his blank stare piercing into the soul of Genos. "Then what about the skin-colored armor on your head?" Genos asked him, pointing his finger at Saitama's bald-head ass.

"Yeah, that's my skin."

"You're stupid for a walking computer."

"But that would mean you're bald despite being so young." Genos whispered to himself, his hand near his lips as if in thought. "Now that's just being mean." (Y/n) commented, her eyes now pointed towards Genos as she glared harshly at him.

"So I'm bald—what's your problem?!" Saitama screamed in anger, going to hit Genos only to be held back by (Y/n) who was holding onto his white cape. Tilting his head to the side, Genos now looked at the both of them, his golden irises promising a future of boredom to come.

"Me? You'll listen to my problems?" Genos asked, looking at the two with a serious look, as always.

"No thanks, I'm good."

"Fuck you and your problems."

"Actually, four years ago, when I was 15, I was still a real human being." Genos revealed. (Y/n) fake gasped, "No way you were a fucking human. I thought you popped out of the-" Smacking (Y/n) in the head (Y/n) winced and let out a silent sound of pain, slowly bringing her hand up to rub the place where her dear friend hit.

"I'm taking you out of my Netflix account." (Y/n) hissed, turning her face away from Saitama as she scooted away from him and more towards Genos. 'Fucking egghead.'

"Although we had to pinch pennies, my family and I lived a peaceful and fairly happy life," Genos continued, not at all hearing what they just said. "Did you get some debree inside your fucking ear or somethin'? We told you-" Cutting (Y/n) off from finishing her sentence Genos continued with his—not going to lie here—boring backstory.

"but one day, a crazy cyborg went out of control and attacked our town." Spitting out her drink (Y/n) awkwardly looked towards the confused males. Letting out a small smile (Y/n) got up from her seat and quickly set down her cup of tea.

"I need to take a shit!" Running away from the group—which didn't take long—(Y/n) arrived inside the bathroom as she closed the door and locked it, taking in a deep breath and letting it out as she pressed her back against the white door.

"Fuck." Smoothing out her hair (Y/n) brought her legs up to her neck as she laid rested her head on her knees, her eyes set downward as she stared at the white-tiled floor. 'Just when I thought I could go one day without something from my past being brought it. This damn cyborg needs to go, and fast!' Nodding her head with the idea (Y/n) got up and looked at herself in the mirror, now noticing the pocky stick but still decided to do nothing about it.

'I'm not going to go back to the past! Never! Not even if my life is on the line, I'll never go back!'

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In an isolated place stood an enormous building with very few windows, trees surrounding the premise as no other building but that one could be seen for miles. Indeed, a place that screams 'safe spot'. Only, I suppose it screams it too loudly.

"Mosquito Girl was defeated?"

Inside a dark and dim room, only the green light of a high-tec computer screen could be seen as it illuminated the figure of a young man who was sitting near it, staring at the screen that held the pictures of their newest targets.

"With one punch, you say? Well, she was merely a prototype, after all." After the mysterious man said that multiple pictures appeared, staring off with pictures of the buildings, and then to our dear friend Saitama.

"Why is he bald?"

"Unknown."

Suddenly a picture popped up showing (Y/n) off with her long t-shirt and flip-flops in both feet standing in front of the thankfully dressed Saitama, a frown on her face as her (h/c) hair covered half of her face.

"Who is that?"

"Unknow."

"Well, find something about her. That girl seems... familiar."

"Affirmative. Right away, sir."

"Well, whatever. He'll make an excellent specimen. We shall study his physiology—by force if necessary. Send a messenger and invite him and the girl here, to our "House of Evolution"."

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Taking a deep breath, (Y/n) finally calmed herself down as she was now making her way towards the door. 'Come on, (Y/n). Just tell him to get the hell out and never come back here again, simple and easy.' Grasping the doorknob (Y/n) turned it.

'Easy as pie-' Pushing the door open (Y/n) looked down at the weirdly crouched Genos as his eyes shined a golden color, making him look like some kind of monster in the dark corner. 'What the fuck-'

Debree blew everywhere as a huge praying mantis with a brain saved inside a glass case showed on (Y/n) small living room floor, the ceiling now destroyed as the praying mantis cackled evilly. "What the fuck!" (Y/n) screamed in anger, her loose hair seeming to shine for a second before dimming down.

"My name is... huh?" Feeling a tentacle-like thing grab his leg the praying mantis didn't have time to scream as he was pulled down to something that resembled a black hole, closing up quickly as the praying mantis that used to be standing on the carpet floor was now gone.

"You dead son of a bitch! You fucking ruined my ceiling! Bastard!" (Y/n) screamed in anger, her eyes shining as she pushed by Saitama, jumping down from the building as she headed for the ground. "Master! I'll do it!" Going after his other master, Genos jumped down, only to see the other two monsters that he sensed to be gone, no longer being able to be detected by his senses at all. It was like they were thrown out of the face of the earth.

"You'll pay with your filthy blood you dicks!" (Y/n) screamed, waiting for more to come up and face her. "Come face me, you pussies!"

"Oh, never mind."

"Yeah, she gets mad easily."

"Damn bastards!" (Y/n) yelled once more, gripping her hair as she began to imagine how much it would cost her to fix her damn ceiling. 'I can barely pay for chicken nuggets damnit!' (Y/n) screamed in her mind as she gripped her hair tightly. "So like, do you need some help-"

One pair of arms dragged both (Y/n) and Saitama under the ground as the only thing that could be seen from their bodies were their heads, and (Y/n) did not at all like that. "M-Master! Sensei!" Genos yelled out their titles, going to run after them only for Saitama to stop him from doing so.

"No, I'm fine. What about you, (Y/n)?"

"I'll cut off that little runts dick-"

"We're fine, in fact, I feel like a... bamboo shoot." Saitama stated, closing his eyes in content as he seemed to enjoy his time underground. "What the hell feels like being a bamboo shoot in here?" (Y/n) asked him, her frown still settled on her face as she was about to get out only for Saitama to stop her.

"It's warm." That was all that she needed.

"Elevated energy levels detected." Suddenly a robotic voice voiced out, thunder and a cloud of dust coming soon after as Genos' vision was covered with the thick cloud of dust. Quickly, the cloud of dust dispersed as it revealed a full-metal cyborg in front of him, its metal glinting in the bright sun as it had spikes around its body along with glowing light blue eyes.

'A cyborg? Could it be...?'

"You are not one of the targets." The cyborg stated in the same robotic voice, this peeking Saitama's curiosity. "What's going on? I can't see." Saitama complained, straining his head to try and catch a glimpse of what was currently happening.

"You are in the way!" With a bright glint of his eyes, the cyborg jumped up and went to punch Genos repeatedly as the ground was soon destroyed, only for him to be hit by Genos back with one of his fire punches. Stumbling back, the cyborg saw Genos was going to do another attack, so he decided to do one as well, only for that one to be blocked by Genos.

"I have a few questions for you."

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'Fuck, you know what? This place ain't that bad-'

"Huh?" Seeing a broad shadow covering her vision from the sun's rays (Y/n) looked up only to see the abomination of nature himself, the worst fucking lion she has ever had the displeasure of laying her eyes on, The Beast King.

"It would appear you're in what they call a "tight spot"." Beast King stated, looking down at the two 'trapped' living beings as a big grin decorated his face. "This ain't fucking pornhub sir, so stop." (Y/n) commented, staring straight at The Beast King.

"What is this "pornhub" that you speak of?" The Beast King questioned her, tilting his head to the side in confusion. 'He's actually kind of cute when he's not trying to be intimidating.' (Y/n) thought, smirking at the thought as she swore she saw sparkles around the lion. 'What a cute kitty.'

"Well, anyway, good job Ground Dragon!" Beast King praised the Ground Dragon, who popped up from the ground out of nowhere, his stature rather small. The titled Ground Dragon had kanji written on his chest as he was, without a doubt, a mole.

'A mole? I think I killed a mole with a hammer when I was a kid. Thought it was a monster.' Shrugging her shoulders as best as she could (Y/n) looked away from the mole and back to The Beast King. "It complicates things if they put up a fight." Ground Dragon stated, obviously not knowing of their strength.

"Master! Sensei!" Genos yelled out to them, turning around as he saw them both being watched by two monsters. "You dare look away?" Turning back around to face his opponent, the cyborg prepared himself to run after Genos. "Quite courageous!"

Trying to land a punch on Genos, Genos blocked it as he dragged his hand against the metal of the cyborg, preparing his hand to send a fire blast towards the other cyborg. Once he landed a hit on the other cyborg, fire burst in tremendous amounts as it covered a few buildings near them.

After a few seconds, Genos continued to watch the fire, expecting his opponent to come out and attack, and indeed, he did. Jumping out of the fire with his arms wailing around wildly, the cyborg let out a loud grunt as he landed a blow on the ground, Genos successfully dodging the attack.

Sliding off the ground, Genos quickly regained his balance and stood up, his gaze still focused on the cyborg. "I am the pinnacle of the House of Evolution's science." Rising from the ground, steamrolled off of his armor as it made him look as if he was covered by gold. "I am Armored Gorilla. Your attacks have no affect." Armored Gorilla proclaimed, slowly rising.

"The "House of Evolution"? What does it want with my masters?" Genos questioned, only for his question to be denied by the cyborg. "It is our rule that any who oppose us be eliminated without fail."

Walking in front of Genos, the Armored Gorilla rose to its full glory as more steamrolled off of its metal body. "I must destroy you."

'I think I'm running out of fish for Mafuyu.'

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