-the de Lafayette kids + Elijah and Josie's groupchat-

Charlie: I'm going to Aunt Yvette's today. There's a package waiting for me. I'm really excited about it

Bart: I hope it's an orphan that can't speak. You can feed it mushed carrots

Angel: If it's an orphan, can we name him Thomas? I've always loved that name

Josie: No, leave it nameless

Charlotte: Why is it an orphan? And what if it's allergic to carrots?

Bart: Who the fuck is allergic to carrots? Does that allergy even exist?

Charlie: Okay guys, it's just a new dress

Bart: So no orphan?

Charlie: No orphan

*Bart has left the chat*