TJ: Why were you and mom eating chicken in the bedroom last night?

Tommy: Chicken? What are you talking about?

TJ: I heard you tell mom that "those breasts and thighs are finger licking good"

Tommy:

TJ: And she was like "I hope you brought some of your special sauce to cover them with"

Tommy: Okay, I don't know what you thought you heard, but that didn't happen

TJ: Then how come mom had ranch on her face?

Tommy: