*porn noises*

Cat: You know your room isn't gonna clean itself when you're watching those damn workout videos all day

Feather:

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Cat: Kids? Grab your shit, we're leaving!

Cat: Stacy grab your tablet, I don't want you talking to me

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Cat: Good morning Mia! Love what you did with the tulips

Cat: Fucking bitch

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Cat: Go get 'em Kelly! You're mama's little champ!

Cat: Oh no, Candy, she sucks

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Cat: Shopping can be really fun, shopping is for everyone

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Cat: The fuck did you just say to me?

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Cat: Oh look at these, these are adorable

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Cat: If you don't shape up, you're going to your grandfather's, aNd He'S hOrNy

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Cat: You're MAKING A SCENE

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Cat: You are the cumshot I should have swallowed

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Cat: Out of my way, I'm a mom making a difference!

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Cat: Kelly, come to the front of the store, or mama's cooking lentils

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Cat: Shit, where's the baby?

Chrissy: *getting crushed by automatic doors*

Cat: No guys it's SERIOUS THIS TIME!

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Cat: Alright, we're home! Grab the bags!

Cat: That's how you talk to your mother?

Feather: *spits at Cat*

Cat: Where did you get vodka?

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Cat, stirring a pot: DINNER'S GOING TO BE READY IN AN HOUR!!

Cat: Damn spaghetti

Cat: It needs more asiAGO

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Cat: Dammit who left their cup of coffee in my work station!?

Cat, sipping the coffee: Fuck it it's mama's now

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Cat: OoOoooOOoOOo that's some good shit

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Cat: MORE ASIAGO

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Cat: Fuck it, we're doing paper plates tonight!

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Cat: Whoo that coffee if really giving mama the plural peps

Cat: You know we still have a few hours of daylight left, why don't we do the whole thing over so we have a head start on tomorrow?

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Cat: Let's go!

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Cat: Hey Mia, you're a fucking bitch!

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Cat: It would be nice if you could win one goddamn game, Kelly- *gets hit in the head*

Chrissy: *stars crying*

Cat: Oh Jesus- *collapses*

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Cat, running down the highway, holding Chrissy: I'M A MOM MAKING A DIFFERENCE

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Cat, rolling through a parking lot: It's faster if you roll!

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Cat: *walks into Dollar Tree* We're back!

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Cat: Where the hell are the tampons?

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Cat: MOVE. YOUR. ASS.

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Cat: Shit. My baby is french fries!

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Cat: THESE ARE FUCKING CUTE

(Okay now I'm too lazy to type more, but the video is linked above-)