Jo: Oh my god, don't look now, but my legs are on display

Jo: And I've recently been told that's very desperate

Jo: Divert thine eyes! Divert thine eyes!

Jo: Because I might bewitch you with my gams

Jo: God look away, but Satan...

Jo: Cause my ankles are bare, they're catching a cold

Jo: What am I like?

Jo: Harlot! Jezebel! Lady of the night!

Jo: These are just some of the many names one might call someone with this affliction

Jo: How very dare I sit here before you, double calved up on a Sunday? The Lord's day, no less!

Jo: Thank you so much for reminding me to cover up. I almost forgot

Jo: But I love that body positivity quote in your bio. I see you really practice what you preach

Jo: LEGS