bold - jungkook

"do you ever wonder if...... aliens are already here but they're just invisible?"

"what the hell are you talking about?"

"are you deaf? they could be hearing us right now as we speak."

"you are so stupid, jungkook, aliens aren't real!"

"okay and how do you know for sure? you probably just offended one of them."

"ok goodbye, i'm dating an idiot."

"wAIT NO! i don't want an alien killing you for hurting its feelings."

"i will bite you, shut up. aliens aren't real, it's like saying your dick is big."

"exact-wait what."

"see, they arent real, it's impossible."

"are you saying my dick being big is impossible?....i can show you if you think that."

"uhm no thank you, id rather get killed by an offended alien."

"well-"