┆ i haven't updated in like , forever ? not on this account or my new one and im sorry !! ┆

bold - jungkook ♡

"hey, do you think that green dude from monsters inc blinks or winks?"

"first of all, his name is mike wazowski, dumbass. and second he blinks obviously."

"but how would you know that for certain?"

"....why are you even asking me this? the bell is about to ring in like 2 minutes and i have to pee."

"ok well i can talk from out of the bath-"

"no, you can't shut up."

"well then let me finish my thought! he obviously winks , i don't see why you think he's blinking."

"ok but what if he's trying to flirt with a girl? is he blinking at her or winking?"

"he can say he's winking duh ! honestly i'm dating a dumbass."

".... this is why your dick is as small as the nail on my pinky finger."

"yea and your boobs are mosquito bites, what's your point?"

"stick a cactus up your ass im going with tae bye."

[ │im sorry for this chap, it's not even funny omg │]