Namjoon: I'm so bored, I wanna do something interesting.

Areum: ...

Areum: I'm interesting

***

Areum: Fuck me if I'm wrong but-

Jimin: You're wrong

Areum: I haven't even said-

Jimin: YOU'RE WRONG

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Areum: I have decided that I am, infact, a snack. It's just no one is hungry for me yet.

Every single Male/Female Idol/western singer and actor who have the fattest crush on her: I'm fucking starving

***

Areum: Yoongi hyung!

Yoongi: what?

Areum: I made you a friendship bracelet.

Yoongi: you know I'm not really the jewelry type

Areum: oh, well you don't have to wear it-

Yoongi: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.

***

Jimin: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Areum: you're too hot but I'd still eat you.

Jimin: *blushes*

Areum:*winks at him*

Namjoon: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.

***

Jin: Why did the Banana go to the doctor?

Areum: Cause he wasn't peeling well-

*Slapping and laughing hysterically at eachother.*

Yoongi: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IT'S 6AM

***

Jungkook: Do you ever have that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?

Areum: It's called Arrythmia.

Jungkook: I get that feeling every time I see yo-

Areum: You could D I E from it

Jungkook: I know your smart but God can you fucking shut up for ONE second

***

Areum: Don't go in the living room.

Namjoon: why?

Areum: I saw a spider.

Namjoon: did you kill it?

Areum: I have two arms and it has 8 it's not fair.

***

Jungkook: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.

BTS: ...

Areum: I'm gonna tell him.

Jimin: Yeah, let's.

Jin: don't you fucking dare.

***

Yoongi: All of my clothes keep disappear, and it's freaking me the fuck out.

Areum: *wearing yoongi's hoodie* spooky

***

Jungkook: why are you tongues purple?

Areum: I had a blue slushy

Jimin: and I had a red one

Jungkook: oh

Jungkook:

Jungkook: OH

Taehyung:

Taehyung: you drank each other's slushes?

***

Jungkook: I DO WHAT I WANT

Jimin: I'm telling Areum

Jungkook: no wait-

***

MC: why do you love Mini so much?

Hobi: *giggles*

Hobi: *stretches*

Hobi:*turns off the light*

Hobi:*sets up projector*

Hobi: well.

***

Namjoon: *talking to Yoongi* Welcome to your dorm.

Yoongi: there's someone on the table.

Namjoon: that's just Areum. She likes to feel tall.

***

Areum: I'm into dark humor

Jin: *closes the light*

Jin: wanna hear a joke?

***

Jimin: Lyhyung, do you have two tongues in your mouth?

Lyhyung: What?No..

Jimin:

Lyhyung:

Jimin: do you want to?

***

Areum: *is choking*

Jungkook: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working.

Taehyung: Just turn the phone and use the 6

Jungkook: Genius.

Areum: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck?

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Ok. This is the end. Hope you like it.

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