Five: We Eat Happy Meals and Kill Monsters

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As we rode the Pegasi to our DOOM (lol nope), I look at Annabeth. She glares at me. I look at Grover. He's eating a tin can. Suddenly another Pegasus appears in the air. An emo goth boy wearing all black is riding a skeleton Pegasus. He glares at me.

Then a bunch more people appear, like a girl standing next to the emo boy, and a punk girl wearing a 'Death to Barbie' t-shirt. I also see a girl with red frizzy hair and paint stained clothes and a girl in a Hunters outfit.

Then a hellhound came out of thin air. I slashed it with a sword that was magically in my hand and I killed the hellhound. Then we went inside to order.

"Hi welcome to McDonalds how can I help you?" The girl standing at the register says.

"Hello I will have a happy meal." Emo boy says. When the happy meal arrives, he takes it and runs away. I note that the girl, who looks like his sister (I can tell 'cause I'm awesome), floats like a ghost after him. The 'Death to Barbies' girl orders a happy meal too and then turns into a pine tree when she gets it and disappears. The red-head paint girl gets a happy meal, and starts spitting green smoke and hissing. Then she disappears as well. 

The hunter girl orders a happy meal and then looks at the stars that are magically there (because the ceiling is like the Hogwarts great hall, and because I'm awesome). Then she turns into stars and vanishes.

Annabeth looks at the register girl and orders a happy meal. So does Grover. I walk up to the counter and get a happy meal as well. Then monsters burst into the store. Because I'm amazing, I kill all the monsters. Then I pass out because it hasn't happened in this chapter yet.

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When I woke up, Annabeth was standing over me. "You did it Seaweed Brain! You killed all the monsters!" I sit up. Then we eat our happy meals and live happily ever after.

So that's the end of book one, Percy Jackson and the Trip to McDonalds! Hope you liked it! Until next time, 

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