❝ O3.3 ❞
dials telephone number.

"Hello? This is PT Arts and Crafts Shop. What can I do for you?"

"OKAY, OKAY I'LL STOP JOKING AROUND—"

"I'll end this call now, and call the cops so, please—"

"HEY HEY HEY, NOT THAT ONE. Promise, I'll stop joking."

"Are you going to buy something or not? I told you, I'm busy!"

"HAHAHAHA, OKAY, OKAY, SERIOUS MODE ON. I need cards."

"We have no playing cards—"

"No, no, the real cards. Birthday cards to be specific."

"I thought you're pulling pranks again."

"I told you, serious mode on! I need birthday cards. 30 in total. Can I pick them up on Monday?"

"We deliver."

"OMG, YOU'RE A STALKER!"

"What the actual f—I mean, hell no! What the are you talking about?!"

"YOU JUST SAID YOU'LL DELIVER SO, IT MEANS YOU'LL KNOW MY ADDRESS AND THEN—"

END CALL...