to say that I was upset about life was to say nothing.

taehyung has been a son of a BISH cuz he has been ignoring me and just being a complete idiot with beautiful eyes ... and smile.. and

whY cAnt I haTe hiM¿

because I love him.

that makes sense.

actually it doesn't.

apart from my sad life, I noticed how there were sun eclipses happening.

normally speaking, hobi was sad quite a lot. I really wondered what has been going on with him.

the cheerful sun became some sad, dried piece of grAss.

my wondering got me to where I am at right now.

"so, hyung, spill the tea. what's been going on?" we were in his room on his bed.

I could see he was skeptical about whether telling me the truth or not, but since he really needed to let it out and I was the only one close, he decided to say it.

"so... I have a crush on yoongi.."

"brØ we beEn knEw¿ tell me something I don't know." I scoffed.

"uh, I really want to get his attention somehow bUt I really dont know how! i am so desperate for him, I cant sleep normally."

I actually felt really bad. yoongi was so blind! it was obvious that hobi had a big crush on him.

"I am really sorry but I actually dont know what to do, hobi hyung..." I patted his shoulder.

"I thought of getting him to like me .. but that would be selfish,, him and jimin are probably in love now and I'll just ruin it.."

"no hobi! dont think that.. I am sUre we will think of something to get your man."

"but he isnt my man... I dont think-"

"no! I decide. we can make all three work together" I gave him a reassuring smile and hugged him.

"you read too many fanfictions... but arguing with you is pointless so... okay" he smiled back and I was happy I made him finally smile.

I was about to leave but then stopped when hobi mentioned taehyung.

"I heard about the bet taehyung did on you..."

I sweAr to gOd JIMIN SSI!!!!
can that midget keep his moUth shUt for onCe???

"I... well yeah it's okay."
I mumbled and tried getting away from this topic.

"I can help."

"help?"
i came back and sat down next to hoseok.

"we can get ... revenge..." he smirked devilishly and I knew he was up to something bigger than taehyung's crotch.

btw have you seen the guy's bElongIng? the underwear doesnt even fit it! how does it not wobble around when he dances or smth?

what about when he swims?! doesnt it-

"junkook just what on earth are you thinking about with that face?" I got interrupted and licked my lips.

"I.? I was thinking about how deep is the Mariana trench.. why?"
I said some bullshit and smiled.

"jungkook do you want revenge or not?"

"of course I do!!! but how?? there is nothing I can do... I dont know anything about taehyung... I'm not that hot a anyways, he doesnt like me and-"

"do you ever shut up?"

"sheEsh sorry!"

we sat in silence as hoseok was probably thinking of the revenge.

istg if its gonna be some weird ish thing about throwing taehyung in the ocean I'll drown myself in sand.

I know hoseok... he can think of the weirdest things...

"okay one sentence.." hobi spoke up with a smug smile "taehyung gets super turned on by moans."

"doesnt EVERYONE on this planet?"

"listen to me! here's the plan..."

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this is how we ended up in taehyung's room with a bottle of whiskey.

hoesuck and I didnt plan on drinking too much because if jin noticed... let's just say we would all be sleeping outside for the rest of our trip.

whiskey was there for the mood, hoseok was there for the lead, I was there for the affect and taehyung was there for the revenge.

we planned out things quite specifically and step by step so everything would go smOOth.

"gosh finally we got some rest!" hoseok started and poured some whiskey mixing it with cola.

"totally!" taehyung supported.

"I love armys but some of them scare me to death! if we get caught alone they would literally rape us!"
hobi said really shocked.

"really? what do you mean?" taehyung asked sipping on his cold drink.

"have you read those thirst tweets they write? they have such a vivid imagination!!"

"really?" I asked to keep the conversation going.

"yes! by the way, there was this one about you, jungkook!"

"what did it say?" I asked and glanced at taehyung.

"ah... it was like..." hobi thought for a moment and them spoke. "and I quote 'imagine how hot submissive jungkook is, him lying down, sprawled out on the bed ... messy, wet hair... a loose shirt that shows his collarbones... breathing heavily as you lean down to kiss his tempting lips... his smooth neck and cover it all with sinful lovebites..."

taehyung visibly gulped. both hoseok and I saw that so he winked at me signaling the plan is working.

"have you ever thought of that taehyung?"

"w-what?" he stuttered and I chuckled.

hobi stood up and went behind tae putting his hands on his shoulders.

"I'm saying ... jungkook is hot, isnt he? just imagine him below you, squirming, begging you to touch him..."

taehyung's mouth was slightly opened as he tried to calm himself down.

"imagine him.. moaning under you.. making those loud sinful noises that would echo through the room-"

"hoseok just whAt are you doing?" tae pushed him off and looked away.... he was blushing :3

"nah I'm just saying ... people get so many dirty thoughts about us." hobi brushed it off as if it was nothing and continued to finish his drink.

"anyway, I'll probably go help namjoon cut some onions." and with that hoseok went away ....

leaving me and taehyung alone.