hello....

it's me....

after this whole month we finally came back to seoul and started dying.

because of our tough schedule.

we are having a comeback in less than a month and we are collaborating with halsey!!
I am excited and I cant wait for our fans to hear our song.

after we said that we'll be collabing with halsey we got different reactions... ObvIouSly most of them were positive.

some gave us hate because halsey is an lgbt artist ... and I was liek..

bÎtCH-

da fŰcc?

unfortunately that made me sad... if our fans find out we are dating... what will their reaction be??

and it's not like only tae and I are dating... literally everyone is taken from our group!

I dO know that a lot ... - and I mean A LOT - of armys ship us between each other but the others... i dont even know.

the ones who believe we will end up marrying them are so delusional... liek.. there is a 0.001% chance of that happening!

sorry not sorry :D

MㅇVÌNĢ ØN-

we were about to have dinner. jin hyung ordered some delicious food and everyone was waiting for it to arrive.

taehyung and I were laying on the bed cuddling.

my head was hidden in his neck as he scrolled down his twitter page.

"wow armys are so good at photoshopping us." I commented when I saw a photoshopped picture of me and taehyung kissing.

"yeah, you're right!" taehyung added and liked the post.

"TAEHYUNG! HOLY SHIT! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?" I yelled immediately when I realised that he, kim taehyung, liked an edited picture of us kissing with oUr sHarEd tWittEr acCount!!¡¡¡¡

"holyshisndkakksksksk!!!" taehyung quickly unliked the photo but we both knew that the notification was already sent.

I felt like taking a truck and running myself over with it 50291839 times.

"jungkook I'm so sorry.... I should've thought-"

"hey, its fine." I smiled and kissed his cheek softly. "I'm pretty sure no body would make a huge deal out of it.."

taehyung smiled back and pulled me into a hug. when we pulled apart, I pulled him back in for a sweet kiss on the lips.

the kiss got hotter and hotter and I pushed taehyung on the bed, straddling his hips. (yA knOw, sitTing on hIs crOtchhh)

"mmhm~ jungkookie ..." he whimpered as I kissed down his neck.

in cAse you forgŐt! I aM sTill deSperate!!

hEllo from the other side!!!
this is literally about me being desperate for a kiss...

but let me tell you.. now I'm not desperate for a simple kiss...
I'm desperate for something mÚch more... muCH biGGer-

"hEy adam and steve din- oH ... OHHH OKAY THEN ILL gO... uHM CLOSE THE FÛCKING DOOR NEXT TIME¿" we both jumped when yoongi came in, catching us in the middle of.. kissiNg.

he abruptly closed the door and yelled "dinner is ready so yeah..-"

I blushed and his my faceu in the pillows.

"heyyy kookie.. what's wrong?" taehyung chuckled.

"what's wrong¿ yoongi just caught us making out-" I talked in the pillow making muffled noises.

"ahaha... kookie, they all know we are dating.. why are you so embarrassed?"

bECAUSE I AM A SMOL HUMAN BEING THAT NEEDS PROTECTION CUZ LIEK ALSKASKAOSKKSKS

"I don' know.." I said in a cute voice and a second after felt taehyung hugging me.

"let's go eat, bunny~" he cooed in my ear and took my hand learning me downstairs to our dining room.

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the dinner was going nice.

nIce

niCe

nOice

"so, yeah, I actually keep naked photos of myself on my phone for no reason." seokjin hyung told us all ... about.. thinGs

whY on eArth would you keep your nudes on your phone!?!?
what is someone finds it?

if armys somehow get their hands on it........

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." jimin said thoughtfully.
"I've had bad experience.."

"oh is that the photo of you in your underwear with your tongue showing? the one where you didnt show your face but it somehow got leaked and everyone said it couldn't be jimin, it's just someone who looks like him?" I asked remembering how that trAgedy happened.

"yes! thank god no one believed it was the real me..." jimin breathed out.

"yeah you would have gotten it bad from me." yoongi scolded jimin.

"awe, yoongay, stop scolding poor baby jiminie." hoseok hyung protected his lover pulling him in to his chest, as if protecting him.

"aiaiIaiaiaIiaIAAAIiaiaa *windshield laughter* yoongAy!! hA-" jin started laughing his head off while the rest laughed because he laughed.

chain reaction.

"fOr yoUr inFormation¡ I am pansexual!" yoongi protested and ate his broccoli angrily, making him sound even cuter.

"I would beat the life out of people who'd leak our personal info." namjoon said.

"how?" taehyung asked.

"I'll find them, go to them, and beat them up."

"honey," jin started. "could you please stop behaving like a caveman for just a second? nobody would do such things AND we have security n' stuff."

"ppfffft- cavEman ahahhaha!" jimin laughed.

"shut up, we dont allow jamless people in our group. " namjoon backfired and jimin immediately pouted.

"eyË-"

we all sat there for a hundred more years and turned into skeletons. :)

ok nㅇ

we talked the rest of the evening about useless things.

taehyung was giving me those subtle touches; accidentally touching my thigh, my arm, being way too close. I mean, I dont mind... but it seems like something is off.

"hey jungkookie.." taehyung whispered to me as he smirked. "did you know humans are 79% water?"

"uh yeah.." I replied.

"well,, I'm thirsty.." he winked at me aND

oH MAI GOSH

ALKSKAJSJAJSKSSKSKSKSJSKSKSKSK

I understood eXactly what he meant by that and.
and eye-

"I-I'll .. I'll go get you some water, then-" I walked out of the table and rushed to the sink to get his a cup of water.

wait, he probably needs a gallon to quench his thirst...
but in this case,,

no water could quench his thirst for me...