"okay, listen up my dear, uncultured swines-"

"namjoon we talked about this!"

"okay... listen up, my dear, uncultured swines except jin."

we were all eating peacefully in the kitchen and suddenly namjoon hyung came in shouting news.

it was early in the morning and I still wanted to sleep.

our schedule has been extremely tight; just like my ass-

ahEm,,

I mean... we had a really hArd and tiGht schedule lately and I've been really tired and stressed out, so were everyone else.

throughout this period of time, taehyung and I kissed two more times using the paper. honestly, this was probably the most bazaar thing I've done, but it was good ... liEk reeEeeeally good.

kissing through paper felt like a normal kiss, except there was less saliva getting in contact.

namjoon continued his sentence.

"we are all going for a trip to paradise!!"

"omg yAaaaay!!!" hoseok shouted and everyone else, including me, cheered on.

paradise is our own private island in the antlantic ocean. its the most beautiful place I've ever seen. it has absolutely everything for comfort and most of all, it doesnt have the annoying fans that follow us around.

finally we'd get some rest and peace.

"we are leaving tomorrow morning. our private jet will come at 5am so please all, sleep early and start packing." joon finished his sentence and went away.

I was so happy, so I quickly finished my cereal and banana milk and went to my room to start packing.

in the midst of my packing, specifically when I was choosing what underwear to take, taehyung came in my room without a knock..

uH bOi! didnt your mom ever teach you to knOck???

what if I was doing soMethIng else, ya know?

"hey kookie!" he entered and his gaze immediately fell onto the pair of underwear I was holding."oh I'm,.. I'm sorry i was just-"

"iTs fiNe!" I yeeted my underwear to some corner in my room and looked at tae.

"well, I just came in to ask if you wanted to share a seat with me on the airplane? we could play some games maybe?"

whAt kiNd oF gAmes tAehyunG¿

"of course!" I replied and smiled.
innocently.

"really? okay, great! do you need help packing maybe?" he asked and tilted his head to the side.

technically, I didnt need any help but ... if I could make taehyung help me pick the stuff I prepared off the floor.. I could get a nice view on his ass...

whAt am I thinking? oh my gOsh!

"well yes, you could help me get the stuff on the floor there?"
hOnestly,

dOnt ask!! it's not my fault! my body spoke for itself!!

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we were finally on the airplane.

because the flight was reaaaallly long (like taehyung dIckTionAry) everyone was asleep, except me.

taehyung and I sat near by each other and now I was looking at him sleeping. he was so adorable.

liek, the difference between him here and on stage is drAstic!

here he is a fluff ball meanwhile on stage he is a goddamn mEal and a dAddy just slsjsjjdksjskss.

my eyes fell upon his hands and .. yeah.

I'll just say that he can choke me anYtime with those hands, like namjEsus!!!

"jungkook, can you be any more obvious." I heard hoseok chuckle behind me.

"w-what? what are you talking about?" I asked as if I didnt know what exactly he was saying.

"I'm talking about your obvious crush on taehyung." he said so casually I wanted to kill him .

"whAt? no!" I denied.

"kookie, I can clearly see this! you're obviously in love! especially now, you're a teen, you probably have wet dreams about him daily and jerk off to his voice in our furthest bathroom."

okAy that was a bit too much but yeah I did jerk off a couple of times in that bathroom but JESUS HOSEOK!

well I tried to maintain my coolness:
"says the person who probably fingers himself screaming yoongi's name, right hoseok? or should I say... hoe suck?"

I could see that was probably true by the face he made.

It was a little obvious how yoonmin were real and hobi was really jealous cause he has a big time (rush) crush on yoongay.

"okay I got it. we both keep quiet and no one finds out about this." he said quietly.

"deal."