jay park @cornjay tweeted.

damn i hate third wheeling but THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE TGT LIKE WTFFFF

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@sunscript aww ty jay 😗
@nishi_rk thanks hyung 😅 want me to set u up on a date too?
↪@cornjay 👀 DM ME
@parkwrites u actually take good pics, wanna be a photojournalist? 😊
↪@cornjay ....and let you torture me? no thanks

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"when did you take this one? gods i look horrible in here."

"that's when we went to the ocean park, baby. don't delete that, you look cute there."

"you always say that but i know you're lying."

"hyung, i'm not. you're just so cute i wanna put you in my pocket."

jay watched with a blank face while sunoo and ni-ki flirted in front of him. my eyes are rotting from diabetes, somebody please stop these two.

"so, when are you two gonna break up?" he says casually, making sunoo glare at him.

his roommate spoke, "if you hate seeing us doing PDA, you shouldn't have tagged along."

"but i'm bored!"

"then date someone! or hang out with your friends, aren't you friends with almost all yonsei students?"

jay groaned. it's not like he wants to date someone, he's too tired to socialize with anyone these days.

"hyung, do you want me to help you in finding a date?" ni-ki chimed in, his arm still wrapped around sunoo's shoulders.

sunoo chuckled but didn't say anything.

"don't bother, what do you know about playing cupid anyway? i saw how you struggled with sunoo before so no thanks." jay laughs as sunoo throws him a crumpled tissue paper.

"i can try! plus i know a lot of people from my department who like you."

"it's fine, kid. i can do that myself-" he stops talking when he sees jake walking inside the cafeteria. "go help your cousin instead. i'm tired of being his matchmaker."

jay eyes his best friend before he stood up. "i'll go ahead. see you lovebirds later."

meanwhile, jake just saw jay walking out of the cafeteria. did he not see me?

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[ jakey ⚽ ]

jakey ⚽:
did u just purposely ignore me

jay:
what

jakey ⚽:
i saw u leaving the cafeteria right when i arrived
🤨🤨

jay:
u were there? lol
sorry i didn't see you

jakey ⚽:
rly? it's fine then
i thought ur mad at me or smth
btw i saw my ugly cousin and sunoo here

jay:
right, i was with them
also, why would i be mad 😶
anw how was your clubbing last night?

jakey ⚽:
idk it just feels like u were mad 🤷
SHSJEKS OMG THANK GODS U ASKED
IT WAS SOOOO GREATT
HEESEUNG WAS FHEHRJEJRE
wait
sorry it's hard to just text
i wanna see you rn 🥺
wru?

jay:
can't meet u tho
i have practice

jakey ⚽:
coach gave u a 2 pm prac?
that sucks
i'll just see u later then ☹️ ily bestie

jay:
ilyt bff
see u laterr

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jay sighed, bff my ass. he kicks the ball as hard as he can, making it fly towards the other side of the goal.

"seriously, dude?" mark groans beside him. "we're not even in a practice game, what's with that kick?"

"sorry, hyung."

yeonjun spoke while still warming up. "oh don't be, that ball is meant to be kicked anyways."

"just like how soobin kicked yours?" the others laughed at his teammate's comment.

"oh you think that's funny?" yeonjun grabbed his tumbler and aimed it towards the guy. "you're so fucking dead, park serim!"

idiots, they're all idiots. jay just watched in silence as his teammates tried to stop yeonjun from killing serim.

he just busied himself into practice so he could stop thinking about useless thoughts.

"jay! someone's looking for you!" mark yelled after an hour.

he raised his head, wiping the sweat on his forehead. "who?"

he ran back towards the benches, squinting his eyes as the sun's rays almost blocked his vision. he almost halted when he finally sees the person standing beside mark.

"what are you doing here?"

heeseung waved at him, his other hand casually placed inside the pocket of his jeans.

"sunoo told me to give you this," he points at the brown tumbler on top of the bench. "it's the protein shake, he said you didn't drink one earlier."

"oh," he scratched the back of his neck. "you shouldn't have bothered."

heeseung shrugs, "it's not a bother. why are you even practicing at this hour? you're gonna have skin cancer if you stay longer under the sun."

jay almost rolled his eyes. wow, he sounds exactly like sunoo when he's nagging.

"dude, it's soccer. what am i supposed to do, play while holding an umbrella in one hand?"

"that is not a bad idea-" heeseung stops his sentence as jay stares at him with disbelief.

"seriously? a cave man like you doesn't know a thing about sports anyways. just go back to sleep," jay playfully pushed him.

the older chuckles lightly. "i know sports too. i play e-sports when i'm bored."

"okay grandpa, if you say so."

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[ sunoo's angels 🔫 ]

jay:
@sunoo
babie tysm for the protein shake 🥺😘

sunghoon:
ew wtf
i should've not read that

jay:
unsolicited opinions aren't welcome here

sunghoon:
all opinions are unsolicited in the first place idiot
that's why it's called opinions
pea brain

jay:
👹👹👹👹

sunghoon:
👅👅👅👅

sunoo:
oh wow look at you getting along with each other
how sweet
anw @jay ur welcome ^^

heeseung:
where's my thank you too?
i was the one who brought that to you

jay:
????
i alr thanked you

heeseung:
no u didn't

jay:
yes i did
mf stop gaslighting me 👊👊

heeseung:
lol i'm not gaslighting you
you literally didn't say thank you
want me to ask your teammates?

sunghoon:
istg can't u just thank him again ffs
y'all are kids

jay:
I SWEAR I SAID THANK U EARLIER
fine
thanks for bringing it hee
🙂

heeseung:
....why do i feel like you're not rly thankful

jay:
what do u want from me

heeseung:
lol kidding
brb i'm going to sleep now

sunoo:
bye bye hyung!

jay:
sleep for 7 yrs, baboon

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right after their practice game ended, jay proceeded to attend his last class for the day.

he honestly wanted to ditch it but he doesn't know if the professor will let him off the hook this time, since he already had two absences last month.

he almost didn't let me take a remedial test last time too. but thank goodness i persuaded him.

jay is now walking down the shortcut towards their building. since the fashion department is located at the farthest point of the university, it's a bit time consuming. but jay discovered a shorter way so he's been walking around that path.

although it's a bit narrow and is a perfect make out slash smoking spot, it's better than getting late.

he was about to take another step when he noticed a girl sitting on top of a huge rock. jay's eyes landed on her right hand- the hand that holds a cigarette.

jay can smell the strong scent coming from the cigarette. he doesn't have any problem with people who smoke because his friends also do the same, but it's the first time he's seen a girl do that.

oh well, who am i to judge?

he feels the girl staring at him, but he acted like he didn't see her. he continued walking fast until he was far from that place.

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