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ohophelia- guess how many toddlers i threw these at

comments...

archermac - wow has absolutely no one heard of stranger danger???
user - if OPHELIA STARK told me there was candy in her van, i'm going for a ride
user - TRUE THAT

thetonystark - i see you're only using your credit card for emergencies. good to know.
ohophelia - 🫡 sorry captain
thetonystark - don't you dare you little shit-

user - she's actually stunning

liked by avengerslover, slut4avengers, and others
youdidntseethatcoming - can we talk for like a millisecond about how hot the winter soldier attire is?

comments...
avengerslover - it's not the attire, it's the man underneath
youdidntseethatcoming - FAIR ENOUGH

buckyswife - i'm in love w this man fr

thatsamericasass - i want him & his best friend too

thewintersoldier - it's the hair
user - AHHHHHH
user - when did he even get social media?
youdidntseethatcoming - you're fucking kidding.

text messages

irondad 🦸

hey kiddo, how's musty old
south carolina treating you?

not any mustier than you dad
but good! missing you & the
city though. can't wait till i can
see pete again!!

excited to see a 17 year old
who can shoot webs and
not your awesome, super
humble hero dad who
also finances your every
need?
cool. i see.

never i wasn't excited to see
you drama queen.

why don't you fly out in a
few weeks? we got room at the
tower
i'm sure the team wouldn't mind
a fresh face, especially when
it looks so much like mine

are you kidding? i'll come!! as long
as you don't make me do astrophysics
again

that was homework - sorry for
being an amazing father and
trying to keep you on your toes

i was eight.