' 𝗶 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲. 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗲. 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲. 𝗶'𝗺 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲. 𝗶 𝗮𝗺 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 '

"HAS CRISTINA seen it?" meredith asked the huddle of george, izzie, jordyn, and lexie. they currently stood around the paper announcing that cristina's ex-fiancée, doctor preston burke was going to win the most prestigious award a doctor could win, a harper avery.

"let's take it down" izzie decided already reaching for the paper

"you can't take it down" meredith told izzie, swatting her arm away.

"take it down. take it down. she never has to know" izzie pushed george into the board, only making more of a fool out of herself.

"she'll know eventually" jordyn sighed boringly leaning against the wall.

"she's gonna hear about it" meredith said supporting jordyn.

"who's gonna hear about what?" cristina asked the group from behind, leading for izzie to crash onto the bulletin board, hand over the photo, probably into a bunch of tacks. george stood awkwardly with his hands behind his back, lexie was biting her nails, and jordyn was lazily playing with her hair. "izzie...move your hand" but izzie didn't budge. "oh, come on. move it...good for him" izzie finally moved away for cristina to see the news. cristina oddly walked away from the bunch.

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"who would like to present?" doctor hahn asked the group of doctors including doctor yang, doctor karev, doctor grey, and doctor long. all hands except cristina's raised in the air before erica gave the binder to alex.

"uh, kyra marshall, history of end-state cardiomyopathy and COPD, now awaiting a heart transplant, but her antibody levels were so elevated, she was in danger of rejecting any donor heart" alex read off of the chart.

"so how did we counteract that?" erica asked with all hands except cristina's once again going into the air. she pointed at lexie.

"we've been giving her high levels of chemotherapy to suppress her immune system" lexie informed her.

"and what precautions have we taken to make sure that she is not exposed to infection?" all hands rose again except cristina's. erica had enough with it. "yang, am i boring you? because if you'd rather spend the day in the morgue, i have about fifty cadaver hearts that need to be harvested for my research. so kyra marshall's protocols-"

"i would love to go to the morgue. thank you" cristina interrupted as she slipped away towards the stairs to the morgue.

"let yang be an example to all of you. there is no shame in grunt work. now let's meet our mom in a plastic bubble" erica informed the group as they entered the room where a lady stood in a literal plastic circle.

"get me outta here, lucas! i need to get outta here! get them to let me outta here" kyra cried behind the plastic, slamming her hand against it, as if it were going to break with her touch.

"honey, calm down" her husband tried to soothe her, but it must be difficult to soothe someone confined inside plastic.

"you said i'd have a heart in three weeks, and it's been eight. it has been eight weeks without touching another human being" kyra started to be so overwhelmed by emotions that she was starting to speak indistinctly.

"kyra, listen to me" doctor hahn pleaded, but it only lead for kyra to scream more. "kyra, you need to listen to me"

"i want to leave. i want to hug my kids, and i want to kiss my husband. and i w-god, i'm going crazy in here" she continued to scream

"kyra, come here. kyra, take my hand. kyra, take my hand" doctor hahn asked her inserting her arm in the protective glove slot that allowed for some human interaction. kyra finally gave in and held doctor hahn's hand. "you are gonna leave here soon. that is what i came here to tell you. we have a heart for you. we have a heart" as the doctors that weren't erica left the room alex ran up to jordyn seeming almost giddy.

"you seem happy. what, did o'malley kill a guy or something" jordyn teased.

"even better. rebecca is moving in with me. she's leaving her husband and her kid with him" alex cheered racing away from jordyn. lexie looked at her with a 'something doesn't seem right ' look to only get a sigh from jordyn. it wasn't her decision what happened with this child. it wasn't her decision.

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"you! doctor sassy!" mark sloan shouted towards a jordyn long who was told by lexie to meet her in the morgue to confront cristina over her odd behavior. she really didn't want to have to deal with mark sloan. she knew that the nurses were boycotting his surgeries (and good on them) and she knew that he only wanted to talk to her for a quick hookup.

"okay, just because the nurses are on a strike from you, doesn't mean i'm gonna sleep with you" jordyn smiled, already knowing about mark's current situation was with the nurses of the hospital.

"what makes you think i was gonna say that?" mark said to the doctor all cocky-like.

"because this is the first time we've ever had a real conversation" jordyn said all matter of factly. "and unless you have something doctorly to tell me, then i must be on my way"

"i hate women like you. you act like sex is some kind of prize, but only because you're afraid that the man will lose interest once they give it up. and they shouldn't call you doctor sassy. they should call you u-uh doctor bitchy!" mark shouted towards jordyn who was already walking away from the guy. pig.

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"uh, doctor yang, are you okay? i mean, i-i just wanted to check because you passed up a really awesome transplant with doctor hahn, and i...um..." lexie attempted to question cristina who stood silently over a dead man's chest.

"is this about the thing with...with doctor burke? w-we know that y-you two were together and...if you need me to head over to sweden so i can punch the guy then..." jordyn suggested with only cristina giving a please don't expression. lexie could only sigh at her best friends words and wait for cristina to speak.

"i made it through the wilderness. somehow i made it
through. didn't know how lost i was until i found you. i was beat" cristina sang as she put the scalpel to the man's chest. jordyn and lexie could only look around in confusion.

"um...should we be doing something?" lexie said confused to why doctor yang was singing a madonna song in a time like this.

"i'd been had" cristina responded still singing.

"can we help you in-"

"i was sad and blue. but you made me feel. yeah, you made me feel shiny and new. like a virgin" cristina interrupted jordyn, still singing her heart out. jordyn locked eyes with lexie and knew in that moment what their doctorly career had lead them to.

"hey!" both jordyn and lexie sang to accompany yang in her tiny performance.

"touched for-" the three sang together for a split second before cristina stopped singing completely and stared at her dead man.

"the very first time. like a vir-" cristina stares at the two singing interns as if they were fools before lexie awkwardly cleared her thought and jordyn slyly rubbed her eyes.

"we'll just go upstairs and go charting. i-" lexie muttered as jordyn followed in her lead out the door.

"you have a wonderful voice doctor yang!" jordyn added giving a small smile and thumbs up that cristina dryly rolled her eyes at. lexie gave a why did you try look at her. "it was worth the attempt"

——

"do you like princesses?" asked one of kyra's daughters towards alex, who was taking kyra's hourly dose of blood. jordyn stood beside him with kyra's chart in hand.

"um, yeah, sure" alex answered, not really paying attention.

"when you take out mommy's broken heart, what happens?" the daughter asked standing in front of her older sister and her father. she had a whole pink princess costume on.

"well, we're gonna put her on a heart-lung machine. uh, it's like with snow white, when, uh, she eats the poison apple and she dies for a while, but she's not really dead. it's like that" alex attempted to synthesize, not realizing the damage he did.

"my mom's gonna be dead?" the older sister asked, shocked.

"snow white dies?" the younger one cried as they both ran into their father's hug, both sobbing loudly.

"when they're little, you skip over the scary parts" the mom said as if it was factual.

"mm. i'm really sorry" alex apologized.

"it's okay. you don't have kids. how would you know?" kyra said shrugging leading for jordyn to turn around towards the crying duo of children.

"hey. remember how snow white ends. her and her prince charming and all the dwarfs and all her animal friends dance in the grass together. and that's what you guys and your daddy and mommy are gonna do the moment she gets a new heart" jordyn smiled reflecting back to the snow white story alex was telling before.

"really? thank you doctor!" the youngest smiled tightly hugging a crouching jordyn, leaving jordyn to hug back the girl. she eventually came back towards alex and grabbed the blood sample from his hand.

"you're incredible with them. are you a parent?" kyra asked which made jordyn giggle in shock.

"oh, god no. i'm ju-just good at my job. that's all" jordyn said looking back to an out of focus alex. "okay, doctor karev and i will be back in an hour for another dose of blood" jordyn said guiding alex into the hallway. "you were drowning in there. i mean, snow white, really? that's the princess movie you think of?"

"well i'm sorry...am i gonna be a crappy dad?" alex asked the intern who stood beside him biting her tongue. "why aren't you answering...oh, my god. you think i'm gonna be a crappy dad."

"i never said that" jordyn said, raising her arms up defensively.

"you didn't need to" alex snarled walking away from her, leaving her alone in the hall.

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"i need your form. lexie, i need you to fill out a form" george told her as he handed one her way, purposely avoiding jordyn in the process. they currently all stood in the cafeteria.

"what's this?" lexie asked holding it up in the air.

"the sex police" alex groaned.

"wait why aren't you offering me one?" jordyn asked. she knew for a fact that she hadn't hooked up with anyone in the hospital, but she was secretly hurt that george didn't even think about giving her one. we're they that close?

"because you're still a hospital virgin. that's why. meredith i'm gonna need your form" george said turning his attention towards meredith, who had just walked in.

"don't ask, don't tell, george. forms are stupid" meredith replied sitting down next to alex.

"i agree. and how do you know i didn't sleep with anyone here" jordyn said crossing her arms helplessly.

"because you might act all tough and even try to punch patients here and there, but you're still just an insecure bitch" alex smirked, leading jordyn to lazily flip him off. their was a strange silent stir between the five doctors after that. they didn't know the conversation happening between the two at the moment, and they didn't need to.

"yeah, i'm still gonna need it, though. pen?" george asked handing one towards lexie. lexie could only take a seat next meredith and start to write in her form. jordyn stood awkwardly next george.

"if anyone's a bitch here, it's george. he's the chief's bitch" jordyn declared pointing at george.

"oh, am not" george scoffed turning around to come face to face with nurse rose.

"i, um...think i'll need one of those after all" rose told george in a whispering tone, but loud enough that everyone else could still hear.

"what? why?" george asked, obviously confused to why she would say no to a form before and now yes. then the realization occurred to everyone. "oh, i'll just, um" and george slowly handed her the paper with her quickly taking off.

"now rose is shepherd's bitch" jordyn smiled, quickly forgetting that meredith was in the room for a moment.

"beep beep jordyn! and oh, god. i'm so sorry" lexie said originally towards jordyn and then towards meredith.

"what the hell does that mean? and sorry mer" jordyn said first towards lexie and then towards meredith.

"it's from the book, it. richie i-is the loud mouth...sorta like you. and instead of telling him to be quiet they say beep beep richie. and it sorta fits you" lexie rambled, already boring jordyn. she wasn't much for horror books or movies. they never scared her.

"i dig it. it does fit you" alex smirked, earning an eye roll from jordyn.

"do you want me to get cristina?" george intervened trying to break up the conversation.

"no problem jordyn. derek is with rose, and i'm okay that derek is with rose." meredith said over enunciating each of her words.

"get cristina. get her form" george repeated into a small walkie-takie like device.

"uh, you-you don't want to go near cristina right now" lexie warned george.

"why, is she crying?" meredith asked, concerned growing for her best friend.

"no" lexie told her sister.

"is she staring straight ahead being super-scary quiet?" meredith asked, expecting a different outcome.

"she's singing madonna" lexie told her, getting a spooked face from meredith.

"and not like material girl era madonna, like a virgin era madonna" and with jordyn's statement, meredith grabbed her coffee and was off towards the morgue.

"i still need your form" george called out towards meredith.

"here, perv boy. enjoy" alex said while handing over his paper to george.

"this isn't complete" george said as he quickly read the form.

"it's fine...what?...oh, right. sorry. i forgot" alex said bluntly as he wrote lexie grey's name on the form before handing it back to george and walking out.

"he forgot he had sex with me?" lexie said, not believing what she just saw.

"i just collect the forms" george answered back robotically.

"he forgot he had sex with me?" lexie re-asked the question, as if the outcome would change.

"you know what. give me a paper. because i'm gonna go get laid. and it's gonna be awesome. and we're gonna drink tonight, and i'm gonna tell you both how damn awesome it was" jordyn told the two off while grabbing a piece of paper and heading out of the cafeteria.

——

jordyn couldn't believe what she was doing. who she was walking towards. how she was feeling. but she didn't want anybody to think she was hospital virgin who couldn't walk the talk any longer. and this would confirm her awesomeness. this is the only reason she is tugging on the arm of mark sloan towards an on-call room.

"what do you want long. i have a surgery in ten-and now you are taking off your scrubs" mark said as if it was the most basic thing in the world.

"i don't want to be a hospital virgin any longer. so, let's do this. one time only offer" jordyn instructed the man, as if she wasn't standing infront of him with no top on already.

"alright bitchy intern" mark shrugged taking off his shirt and preparing to do what he did best that wasn't surgery.

——

jordyn clumsily walked out of the on-call room having her scrub pants on backwards, something she wouldn't realize had happened until she reached the end of the hallway. she just wanted to leave the room as quickly as possible.

"thank you for your service doctor sloan" jordyn told her superior before rushing out of the sight of mark sloan.

——-

"hey" jordyn said to an alex who had just saved the life of kyra. he broke through the carrier to save her life. he didn't care about getting infections, he only cared about his patient. the whole hospital was talking about it. "i heard you saved kyra's life by breaking the barrier. that's brave" still radio silence from the man. they currently stood in an empty hallway.

"i don't think you will be a bad father alex. you will be an incredible dad. my parents were pretty crappy and i know yours were too, so please take their mistakes and be a great dad to this child. i have one hundred percent faith in you. even though no one else might. because when no one else is there i'm right here. because you're my other half. and i promise i'll always be right here. even when you push me away or call me an insecure bitch, because i'm not insecure, i'm strong. and there's a damn difference" jordyn said confidently.

"you so got laid" alex smirked finishing up his charts and walking away from the slightly dazed jordyn.

——

"i just just called three of my ex-boyfriends to find out how unforgettable i am. i left messages. i'm sure they'll call me back" lexie told the two other interns while sitting slouched over the bar at joe's.

"i had a one night stand with mark sloan just to prove i'm actually a badass. what is wrong with me" jordyn complained downing a long exaggerated sip from her beer.

"so you guys made a mistake and slept with alex and mark? no one has made more mistakes or slept with more inappropriate people or been more publicly humiliated than me. let me be an inspiration. look at me-i am the chief's intern. i am the man at the right hand...of the man" george finished.

"wow" lexie said as the three clinked their drinks in celebratory.

"you sound like you're about to break into rap over our founding fathers" jordyn charmed, continuing to sip on her beer.

"beep beep jordyn" both george and lexie said in unison, which only made them both laugh hysterically.

"really. this is a thing now" jordyn groaned throwing her head back in more dramatic effect.

"it really does suit you" george smiled which only made jordyn slap him repeatedly on the arm.

"well, i'm exhausted and i'm going to head home. you two party animals get home safe" lexie called towards the two.

"grandma!" jordyn called towards her before glancing back at george. who was obviously staring at her. "what"

"nothing" he simply replied while taking a sip of his own respective beer.

——

"shhhhhh! we don't wanna wake up grandma lexie!" whisper shouted george to jordyn as the two entered their shared apartment. jordyn was a very big giggly drunk so it was rather hard for her to keep her giggles to herself.

"she's a deep sleeper, relax. and i'm pretty sure she's asleep" jordyn giggled, not even realizing that she had thrown her arms around george's neck. the two were miserably drunk. they hadn't even realized how drunk they were yet. and their minds were foggy. totally foggy. right? right. and now their faces were getting closer they didn't even mean it to. really.

"this is really stupid, right?" george asked, practically breathing onto jordyn's face.

"oh, so stupid" jordyn mumbled as their lips crashed onto eachother. they were drunk. and as they even said, very stupid. so why not have this one night. this one okay day, have a very not okay hell of a night...

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A/N: surprise! the reign of george/jordyn has begun! partners in surgery crime took it to partners in bed too...okay i'll stop. also i totally took the beep beep jordyn phrase from the it universe but as everyone else in this chapter says, it totally suits her. but yeah, jordyn/lexie are baby, and alex/jordyn are brotp. next chapter is gonna be fun...