𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖜𝖔
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the kim household

╚════ .✾.김 가정.✾. ═══╝

"I can't believe this is really happening." said Jin as he dropped random baby fits to their already filled cart. "Namjoon? a dad? I always figured he'd be the first to become a dad but because of a nightstand?"

"I get it, Jin." Namjoon rolled his eyes. "I fucked up big time." 

"No, of course not... well yeah, maybe a little– but Jimin and Taehyung are cute as hell so it's a good fuck up."

Yoongi nodded as he eyed the baby food in front of him, "he's not wrong." he said as he tossed whatever baby food looked appetizing enough to him in the basket in his hand.

"Excuse me?"

The trio looked towards the woman that was calling to them, her expression judgy as she eyed everything in the cart and basket.

"How old is your baby?"

Namjoon glanced at Jin, who eyed Yoongi.

"Okay, so..." Jin tilted his head in thought. "If their birth certificate said they were born in November and we're now in April..."

Namjoon counted with his fingers before excitedly raising his five fingers, "five! my babies are five months old."

"Wrong." Yoongi said. "The birth certificate says they were born the 21st of November. Today is the 9th of April so that means they're still four months old."

"Oh yeah! Four months then." Jin nodded towards the lady, who only raised her eyebrows in disbelief.

She shook her head and began taking items out, "These are for two years olds." She proceeded to look at the basket in Yoongi's hand. "Boy, you think a four month old baby can chew on this soft meat?"

Yoongi shrugged, "I dunno. It's soft so I'm gonna go with yes."

"I don't think that's how you do it." Jungkook said stressfully.

Hoseok hissed annoyingly, "Well then why don't you try, Mr. Know It All?"

"Fine." Jungkook pushed the redhead to the side, and smacked his lips as he stared at the two confused twins. "Now, you grab a wipe." Hoseok handed the maknae the one in his hand. "You grab his legs carefully." Hoseok did as told. "Lift them up so his bum is not on the table. Okay, now I'll do the hard part. Wiping." Jungkook began his work, gagging now and then before hurriedly throwing the used wipes to the trash can next to him. "Where are the diapers? Never mind, I found them." Now we placed the diaper under and..." The maknae scratched his head. "How is the diaper supposed to stick together?"

Hoseok eyed him before eyeing the diaper. Not finding a solution, he shrugged. "Just use the duct tape that Namjoon keeps in the bottom cabinet."

Jungkook nodded as he reached for the bottom cabinet, "you're so smart, hyung."

After duct taping Taehyung's diaper, they turned to Jimin with a grin, "Jiminie, you're up!"

"What the hell happened here?" Namjoon sighed, looking at the mess in his house.

"Oh hey, hyung." Jungkook greeted nonchalantly as he walked by with a messy Jimin on his hip.

"Jungkook," The brunette pinched the bridge of his nose. "Why is my baby like that?"

"Our baby." Jungkook corrected him. "But what do you mean? He seems fine to me."

"Jungkook. He's full of baby powder." 

Jimin stared at his dad, a happy shout leaving his lips as he kicked his chubby legs excitedly, wanting to be held by him. Namjoon obliged and took a hold of the cute baby that decided to drop his head with a mouth wide open, giving his dad what was either a smooch or just a hungry baby trying to eat his cheek.

"Look at my cute baby." Namjoon cooed as he pecked Jimin's nose, watching as the oldest twin scrunched up his nose adorably. "Anyway, I'm gonna go give Chimmy and Taebear a bath. You and Hoseok can start building their cribs."

"Why us?!" Hoseok exclaimed from the top of the stairs with a sleepy Taehyung in his arm.

"Because you two made the mess in the entire house." replied Namnjoon with a shrug. "Jin and Yoongi are still out in the car waiting for you two to go help them bring out the boxes."

"At least we'll be getting help." Jungkook told Hoseok softly.

"Says who?" Namjoon smirked. "Yoongi's gonna help me bathe them and Jin decided to make dinner. You're all on your own."

The two groan and dragged their feet outside once Namjoon had both twins secured in his arms.

"Oh I forgot to mention," He called over his shoulder. "If you make any more mess, you two will be left without dinner until the entire house is spotless. Understand?"

"Yes, boss."

"Can we please have dinner now?" Jungkook complained.

"Have you finished cleaning up the mess you made?"

"Yes!" Hoseok shouted, causing Jimin to let out a small whimper.

"Wake up the baby and I'm sending you home without dinner." Jin threatened, softly patting the sleeping baby's tummy.

"Sorry."

"There's no more kimchi." Yoongi said, wiping the last bit of sauce from the corner of his lips.

"What?" The duo stared gaping at their friends.

"There's still some fried rice." Namjoon added.

"Oh, look!" Jin grinned, handing the two half full bottles of formula towards the complaining men. "Your nephews were kind enough to leave some of their food for you!"