c h a p t e r   f o u r

"If you dance, I'll dance
And if you don't, I'll dance anyway
Give peace a chance
Let the fear you have fall away
I've got my eye on you"

say yes to heaven. lana del rey.
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instagram messages with
george clarke & lindsey harris

george clarke
hey, lindsey!

this might be really weird
since we don't really know
each other too well, but i
was wondering if you wanted
to film a video with me some
time this week.

if not, totally fine.

lindsey harris
hi george!!
it's not weird at all. i'd love
to film a video. just give me day
and time, and i'll be there xx

what were you thinking of doing?

george clarke
nice!
i was thinking we'd just log
on to discord together and solve
some riddles 

lindsey harris
sounds fun!
can't promise i'll be much help,
but i'll def try lmao 

george clarke

great! how about thursday at
around 4?

lindsey harris
perfect!

George Clarkey uploaded a video!

We Solved the Easiest Riddles Ever and Failed

"HELLO, EVERYONE!" GEORGE GREETED HIS AUDIENCE. Lindsey grinned, listening and waiting to be introduced. "Today, I am solving the most complicated, the most unsolved, the most savage, and the craziest riddles on the internet. But, if you guys have ever seen me do anything ever, you might know that I need some help, so I called in a friend that has a big brain to go with my big head. Everyone welcome Lindsey Harris!"

"Hi!" she said, waving to the camera. 

He responded, "Hi. This is your first time on the George Clarkey channel." 

"It is, and I am so honored and excited," she informed him, and then, she thought about something. "Is this your first time ever having a girl on the channel?"

"Wait, is it?" he asked himself, and he stopped to think about it for a moment. He stopped after a second and sighed, "I don't know why I'm thinking about it like I know other girls." 

"Well, it's okay because you know one now. For those of you who don't know, we met on George's awesome podcast, The Useless Hotline!" she announced, doing some promo for him.

He nodded, "Oh, yeah. If you haven't, go watch that, but after this."

"Yeah, after this," she agreed with a nod. She then clapped her hands together and raised her eyebrows. "Are you ready to get your brain teased, George?"

"Yeah, let's get into it," he said. 

(guys, pretend this is them because i used to be obsessed with this series a few years back, and i still think it's hilarious.)

https://youtu.be/YWmf3DIhcC0

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Lindsey Harris Went to genius island and everyone knew us
↳ George Clarkey oh yeah baby

user why do they have so much chemistry

user i need them together NOW

user between the pod episode, chip's pub golf, and now this, they're literally meant to be

user i hate it when he tries to include new people, bring back arthurtv and stop trying to be different
↳ user she was literally so funny, what are you talking about?
↳ user some people just HAVE to hate

user what's their ship name?
↳ user clarkis
↳ user leorge? harkey? 
↳ user there's no good ship name, so they're not meant to be
   ↳ user if that's what you judge love on, i feel so bad for you