[Group Chat: Academy City's Finest]

1:00pm
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Misaka: How much trouble would I get into if I commit arson?

Sogiita: Well this is off to a great start.

Accelerator: I mean it's not the first time you're gonna commit arson so go on I guess.

Misaka: Thanks!! I will

Shokuhou: This is such a bad idea.

Misaka: Would you like to join?

Shokuhou: Absolutely no way in hell

Misaka: I'm burning Kihara (*insert random name*)'s lab.

Shokuhou: Never mind let's go, my ability is perfect for committing crime anyway.

Sogiita: Wtf Shokuhou??

Shokuhou: LISTEN.... they're a Kihara, so obviously I'm not letting this opportunity pass.

Kakine: Fuck the Kiharas. Everybody in this chat hates Kiharas.

Accelerator: I hope they all burn in hell

Misaka: Obviously not because that's where they came from.

Mugino: LMAO that's true

Mugino: Anyways Railgun I'm coming with because I'm bored and I'm in the mood for crime

Misaka: Sure! The more the merrier!

Kakine: You guys are committing arson, how tf is that merry??

Shokuhou: Hey now what's a little arson between friends?

Sogiita: Oh my god you're really doing this.

Mugino: Um obviously??

Sogiita: But like why? What did they even do to you?

Misaka: They hurt my sister (10032) and tried to kidnap Last Order

Sogiita: Never mind I'm coming

Accelerator: Yeah I'm coming too

Accelerator: The more the merrier right?

Misaka: Ichi-san, I knew you'd come through!

Misaka: So Kakine wanna join in? You're the only one not joining

Kakine: Ah well fuck it

Kakine: Let's do this.

Shokuhou: Yeah let's go!!

Misaka: Okay so how does 2pm sound?

Accelerator: Sounds good to me

Shokuhou: Okay!!

Kakine: Sure

Mugino: You guys better not start without me

Sogiita: seems reasonable

Misaka: well see you guys then!

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[Group Chat: Academy City's Finest]

1:58pm
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Misaka: So we're two minutes away from doing the deed, anyone have any words?

Sogiita: I can't believe how much of a big deal you guys are making out of this.

Mugino: Yet you're here, joining us.

Sogiita: Fair point

Accelerator: @Everyone Make as big of a mess as possible

Accelerator: Way bigger than the time Misaka committed terrorism during the whole sisters/lvl 6 shift incident

Misaka: HEY

Shokuhou: I'm pretty sure we're never gonna top that

Accelerator: Yeah you're right but the thought still counts

Misaka: HEY

Misaka: I'm literally right here

Mugino: Is murder allowed?

Shokuhou: No.

Mugino: Meh alright

Kakine: That's it?

Mugino: Well I mean we can't all be winners

Mugino: Arson will do ig

Misaka: Shut up you morons let's just start already!!

Sogiita: sheesh okay.

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[Group Chat: The Fantastic Four]

3:00pm
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Saten: Did you guys see the news?? I heard one of the labs was caught on fire! It was a big one too!!

Uiharu: Yeah we have, Judgement and Anti-Skill have been speculating that it might have been caused by someone.

Saten: Really???

Kuroko: Yes. Although there is no evidence and all the witness reports say it was nothing but an accident

Misaka: who knows? Maybe it is an accident

Misaka: I mean there's no way anyone can make that much damage

Uiharu: I guess

Kuroko: Onee-sama!! Where were you??? Do I need to pick you up??

Misaka: no no I'm fine, I did a few errands dw

Kuroko: Don't worry onee-sama!!! I'm coming!

Misaka: Ugh

Saten: .....well nice to see nothings changed

Uiharu: you're right about that

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[Group Chat: Academy City's Finest]

3:15pm
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Misaka: thank god for your ability Shokuhou!!

Shokuhou: Of course I'm amazing! Feel free to praise me more.

Misaka: No.

Shokuhou: Fair enough.

Sogiita: I can't BELIEVE I enjoyed that akqmsbwnq

Mugino: I can

Mugino: We destroyed that entire building quite beautifully

Kakine: we honestly really need to commit more crime together

Accelerator: I can't believe I'm saying this but I agree

Misaka: Okay so same time again next week?

Accelerator: Yeah sure

Mugino: oh absolutely

Shokuhou: Yes please!!

Sogiita: I guess

Kakine: of course

Misaka: Great!

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[Group Chat: The Misaka Sisters Protection Squad]

4:30pm
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Misaka: So when it says the 'Misaka Sisters Protection Squad'...does that include me or..?

Mitori: No <3

Misaka: wow I see how it is

Kamijou: Don't worry biribiri! You include to me!

Misaka: ugh bestie...you're literally the only one who cares abt me <3

Kamijou: Ily too bestie <3

Kamijou: no hetero though

Misaka: Obviously?

Accelerator: What the hell am I then?

Misaka: Don't worry Ichi you're also my bestie <3

Accelerator: ....

Accelerator: I guess

Mitori: Okay so enough about this KamiKotoIchi OT3

Shokuhou: lol

Mitori: @Level 5s What the hell??? WHY DID YOU GUYS SET ONE OF THE LABS ON FIRE??

Sogiita: shit how did you know

Mitori: Misaka Worst told me that all the Level fives were planning to commit arson

Accelerator: that fucking snitch

Kamijou: wait a minute

Shokuhou: oh god here we go

Kamijou: THAT WAS YOU GUYS???? WTF WHERE YOU THINKING

Misaka: ahaha...are you guys mad

Mitori: The only thing I'm mad about is how none of you bothered to invite me

Kamijou: Of course I'm mad!! Why did you guys even do that?

Shokuhou: They were messing with the sisters

Kamijou: Yeah never mind I'm not mad anymore, you guys should've made much more damage

Mitori: Again why wasn't I invited??

Sogiita: Okay but to be fair we did make a very big mess

Accelerator: No duh the entire building was destroyed

Misaka: and second @Mitori I'll be sure to invite you next time

Mitori: Yes!

Kamijou: ugh Fukou da...

Kamijou: why are my friends insane?

Author: Because I wrote them that way

Shokuhou: oh hey Atsu!

Kamijou: What

Shokuhou: What

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AUTHOR:

    IM SO SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE!! My original draft got deleted so I had to redo the entire thing!! *Insert Crying Noises*

Anyways one fact abt this book: Misaka sometimes calls Accelerator as Ichi-san or simply Ichi and is currently the only one who can call him that without dying

(Tho on rare occasions Touma is aloud to call him that too bc of that best friend privilege)

Anyways I hope you enjoyed this chapter!!