[Private Messages: Kamijou Touma and Misaka Mikoto]

5:00am
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Biribiri: So?

Idiot: so what?

Biribiri: what happened with Sogiita yesterday?

Idiot: wait how do you know that??

Biribiri: he told us, now answer the damn question

Biribiri: did you make a move or not?

Idiot: well..... no

Biribiri: what.

Idiot: I'm sorry!!! lraxpwhdgqjdgd you don't know how hard it is!!!

Biribiri: yeah you're right I don't

Idiot: that's because you aren't making a move on Shokuhou yet

Biribiri: i do NOT like shokuhou qwmnerbvalfg

Idiot: uh huh okay

Idiot: tsundere

Biribiri: mf I'll?? Pqlsbdgahash

Idiot: I'm right and you know it

Biribiri: ugh I hate you

Idiot: love you too biribiri <3 <3 <3

Biribiri: fuck you

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[Group Chat: Academy City's Finest]

6:00am
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Kakine: good morning to all, I just wanted to announce that I hate everyone

Misaka: damn okay

Misaka: I hate you too <3

Kakine: bitch

Misaka: asshole

Accelerator: stfu peasants

Kakine: wow

Misaka: lqpwmdgw excuse me???

Accelerator: what

Misaka: well okay I see how it is

Shokuhou: why are you guys awake??? At 6AM on a Saturday????

Misaka: well then I guess I will no longer be helping you with the sisters you ungrateful piece of shit

Accelerator: wait hold on a minute-

Shokuhou: guys??

Accelerator: **Peasant and Railgun

Misaka: better

Kakine: okay WOW

Shokuhou: hello??

Accelerator: shut up second-rate no one cares

Misaka: yeah!!

Kakine: fuck you guys

Misaka: ew

Accelerator: ew

Kakine: go to hell

Shokuhou: I hate it here

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[Private Messages: Kamijou Touma and Shokuhou Misaki]

6:30am
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ShokuMisa: ne Kamijou-san

KamiTouma: hai hai

KamiTouma: what is it?

ShokuMisa: Did something happen yesterday??

KamiTouma: why tf is everyone asking me about that?

ShokuMisa: so? Did anything happen?

KamiTouma: NO nothing happened!!

ShokuMisa: smh coward.

KamiTouma: why are all the sapphics teaming up against me today??

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[Group Chat: Academy City's Finest]

7:00am
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Sogiita: Ughh it's so boring, there's nothing to dooo

Accelerator: well keep it to yourself because some of us have something to do

Sogiita: rude

Shokuhou: you're just babysitting tf?

Shokuhou: but then again you ARE taking care of someone with Misaka-san's DNA so..

Misaka: wtf what did I ever do to you?

Sogiita: made her fall
*＊✿❀ in love ❀✿＊*

Shokuhou: Shut it, simp.

Sogiita: I'm?

Shokuhou: yes?

Sogiita: im going to fucking pound you I swear

Shokuhou: I-

Kakine: wtf

Misaka: excuse me??

Mugino: I can't believe the moment I enter here this is what I see

Accelerator: oi you might wanna rephrase that

Sogiita: wdym? WAIT

Sogiita: WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Sogiita: IM KqpfKDHQGFBbswvh I SWEAR THATS NOT ITJAlahwbqbq

Misaka: oh my god he's dead

Misaka: F in the chat for our fallen comrade

Shokuhou: F

Accelerator: F

Mugino: I don't really care about him but F

Kakine: ^^same F

Shokuhou: omg Sogiita-san's death made kakine and mugino agree on something

Shokuhou: @Sogiita Gunha your death wasn't in vain

Sogiita: I'm not dead!

Accelerator: sometimes we can still hear his voice.

Sogiita: I'M NOT DEAD

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[Group Chat: The Four Horsemen]

7:15am
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The Ace: @Kamijou Touma I'm sorry to say this but your boyfriend is dead

Moonshine: What??? Boyfriend??

The Queen: Sogii is fucking dead Kamijou

Moonshine: wait what?!

Sunshine: GUYS IM HERE

The Ace: he told shokuhou that he was gonna pound her

Moonshine: tf?

Sunshine: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD kajqvsvjwjq

The Queen: here screenshot.jpeg

Moonshine: ...ah

Sunshine: seriously guys

The Ace: oh hey Sogiita!! I thought you were dead

Sunshine: I hate it here

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[Group Chat: Academy City's Finest]

2:00pm
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Sogiita: so if I punch myself and it hurts.. am I strong or am I weak?

Accelerator: you're weak

Misaka: you're strong!!

Kakine: you're an idiot, that's what.

Sogiita: um rude

Misaka: what did you expect?? It's Kakine

Kakine: what is that supposed to mean?

Mugino: she's telling you that you're a rude ass motherfucker

Kakine: takes one to know one fourth-ranked

Shokuhou: um

Mugino: bastard. At least I'm not a fucking lolicon

Misaka: oh shit–

Kakine: oh yeah??? YEAH?? WELL FUCKING FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW HOE

Mugino: BRING IT ON BITCH

Kakine: The bridge. 30 minutes.

-Kakine has went offline-

-Mugino has went offline-

Shokuhou: I'm- are they fr

Misaka: damn is the therapy not working?

Sogiita: Hey!! This is serious!! Fuck they might destroy the city

Shokuhou: oh shit you're right

Misaka: they might also get arrested

Shokuhou: HOW ARE YOU SO CALM RIGHT NOW???

Accelerator: Chill out I'll handle it

Misaka: you're gonna tell Yomikawa-sensei aren't you?

Accelerator: obviously

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[Private Messages: Accelerator and Yomikawa Aiho]

2:30pm
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Accelerator: oi Yomikawa, #2 and #4 are fighting

Accelerator: they're at the bridge I think?? You know that huge ass bridge which Railgun once destroyed

Yomikawa: Wait what.

Accelerator: anyways hurry up me and the other level 5s are on the way there already.

Yomikawa: wait WHAT.

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[Group Chat: Academy City's Finest]

3:10pm
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Shokuhou: @Kakine Teitoku @Mugino Shizuri Guys never do that again.

Kakine: ...fine..

Mugino: Whatever

Misaka: You guys are honestly pretty damn immature.

Kakine: Fuck you

Shokuhou: I can't believe you were calm throughout the entire thing Misaka-san!

Misaka: I try to involve myself as little as possible in these situations so I don't get in trouble.

Accelerator: Mood.

Sogiita: oh hey that's a great idea!

Shokuhou: True

Mugino: Ironic considering you're the Level 5 who gets into the most trouble

Shokuhou: Also true

Misaka: HEY

Accelerator: Is she wrong though??

Misaka: You get into just as much as trouble as I do!!

Accelerator: okay but at least I don't end up destroying a district everytime I get involved in some shit

Accelerator: And most of the trouble I get into is linked to you because of the clones so..

Misaka: I hate it here.

Sogiita: Lmao

Shokuhou: This is the third time someone said that this chapter

Mugino: What?? Chapter??

Shokuhou: Nothing ;)

Mugino: .....sure

Shokuhou: ANYWAYS what are you guys up to?

Accelerator: Babysitting

Kakine: Babysitting

Mugino: Babysitting

Misaka: Damn your groups must be a bunch of handfuls

Kakine: I know. They are

Misaka: sucks to be you

Accelerator: Fuck you

Misaka: Love you too Ichi-san <3

Accelerator: Die.

Misaka: haha I tried that already

Sogiita: wait what

Misaka: let it be known that three Level 5s have tried to kill me and failed

Mugino: Okay fuck you.

Misaka: no thanks

Mugino: I hate it here

Shokuhou: again? The author is running out of material

Sogiita: ???

Accelerator: Wait when did Number 2 try to kill you?

Misaka: When we first met

Misaka: I was like 'who tf is this dude??' And then he went into an entire monologue about he's the 2nd ranked Dark Matter and that I'm inferior to him

Kakine: SHUT UP! I did not.

Shokuhou: He's probably salty because you had a level 6 shift attempt before he did

Accelerator: He probably is

Sogiita: Imagine you're the 2nd-rank and you find out the 3rd-rank was about to reach level 6 before you

Mugino: ha! How pathetic

Kakine: Shut the fuck up assholes.

Misaka: Takes one to know one Kakine-san.

Kakine: I fucking hate it here.

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[Group Chat: Academy City's Finest]

7:15pm
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Misaka: Does anyone wanna go grab dinner with me? All my friends are busy and I have nothing better to do.

Misaka: Kamijou is gonna be here too

Shokuhou: Sogiita and I are going!!

Sogiita: Sure?

Misaka: Okay!! Anyone else??

Accelerator: Nah have fun on your double date.

Misaka: it's not a double datenejwjdbddbb

Accelerator: uh huh

Misaka: akwjshs whatever

Mugino: don't blow up anything

Shokuhou: Okay fuck you

Kakine: I mean considering who you're with it seems very possible.

Sogiita: If I remember correctly, only the high ranking level 5s frequently blow things up

Shokuhou: (Accelerator, Dark Matter, Railgun and Meltdowner)

Misaka: I'm literally right here

Mugino: Excuse me???

Kakine: Okay what the fuck

Accelerator: Ugh I hate it here

Accelerator: Why am I getting dragged down like this if I'm not even saying anything??

Misaka: This homophobia

Shokuhou: You're gay??

Misaka: **Bi actually

Shokuhou: Oh

Sogiita: There's your chance ;))

Shokuhou: palqwndbshb shut up shut UP

Misaka: what???

Shokuhou: Ahahaha it's nothing Misaka-san....don't mind!

Misaka: Okay?

Accelerator: I think you're hanging out with that idiot too much

Misaka: What are you talking about??

Sogiita: Tsk tsk Misaka-san! How dense.

Misaka: Seriously what the heck???

Mugino: So idiocy is a contagious disease....

Misaka: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

Kakine: Guess I know who I'm staying away from

Misaka: This is a hate crime.

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AUTHOR:

So I'm already pushing the ships further but not by too much because we need build up

Mikomisa is probably gonna be more slow burn than Kami//Gunha though because they're both very complicated characters with complex dynamics qlqndhwv

Accelerator isn't gonna end up with anybody because I personally headcanon him as Aro//Ace (if not then im shipping him w/ mikoto) and therefore he's single

Though for Kakine and Mugino.....hmmm

Anyways! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and tune in for the next one!!