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DISCLAMAIR : This is written only for entertainment , plzzz kidney yaa dil pe maat lena AUR ha liver mein tho belkul na lena . i have no intentions to disrespect any professions or any clutures so pardon me , advance mein baata rahi hoon i repeat only for entertainment....so logic bhi maat laagana  !

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Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!

Hearing Monami's  scream all ran to her room and see monami is weeping

Karan.... Ranisahiba kiya hua ???? *Worriedly*

Sid.... Monu bro kiya hua rou kyu rahi hain ??

koel patting her shoulder to calm her down

Sanjana.... aree bol na ka hua ?

Faizi..... Mohotarma baat kiya hain ?? Janab ji apne hi kuch kaha hoga meri behen ko ?

Karan..... Abbey oo saandh main bhi yahaan pe aaya hoon tum logo ke saath abhi , tu saach mein saandh hi hain dimag  kiya room mein chodke aaya hain ?

Koel.... karan sir Kuch naaya baataye yeh tho roz ka hain ,

Sid..... Tho faizi sir ko zoo chodke aaye ?

Faizi glares at sidel ,

Sid.... ma..tlab karan bro ne saandh bola na aur saandh tho zoo mein hi rehete hain !

    Faizi makes faces and all supress their laugh

Faizi..... hey allah mujhe utta lo apne mitron  ki nirdayta (cruelity) dekhke waise bhi hum jeena  nahi chahate abb !

Karan..... Tu bohot bhaari hain saandh nahi utha paayenge tujhe bhagwan ji bhi !

Sanjana.... Tho ab tho ek hi upday hain bhajaan kaam kaarna !

Chitra..... #faizi Sir #apko apna weight #loose kaarna chahiye !

Faizi facepalms , all start laughing . Whereas monami now weeping loudly jisse saab suun paaye ki monami ab tak rou rahi hain. All shifted their spot light on monu

Sumanji... sumanji puch rahi hain Tum rou kyu rhi hoon monami ?

Monami....  *wiping her tears*  kiya kaaro sumanji zindagi mein dukh dard khatam hi nahi hota !

Koel.... kiya hua wulnut ne phir se kisi ullu ke pathe ko tere liye pasand kaar liya kiya  ?

Sid.... Agar aisa hain tho wulnut ko hum chodenge nahi

Monami...... Nahi , meri shri shri param priyo pita ji apne kaam se phursat milegi tab thodi na mere baare mein sochenge !

Bala.... Dr. Madam baata dijiye kiya hua , main  apka haath aur saath kabhi nahi chodunga .

karan.... *mumbles* chota hoke monami ka haath pakadne ki baat bol raha hain , kaan ke neeche maarunga ek !

Faizi..... *Wishper* jaali teri jaali

he smiles sheepishly and karan thorws him his world famous glare

Karan.... Ranisahiba phir se dukh dard ka natak tho nahi kaar rahi hoon na jisse trainning na kaarna paare , agar aisa hain tho baata raha hoon iss baar apko double trainning kaarwaunga !

Monami.... Tum baar baar pichli baaton ko kyu beech mein la rahe hoon yaar raat gaayi baat gaayi, ab saachi mein serious wali tension mein hoon !

Koel...... Tho itni jalebi kyu baana rahi hain baata kiya hua ???

Monami..... woh actually👉👈 zyada serious nahi hain paar kaam serious bhi nahi  hain , kaafi serious hain !

Karan..... *sarcastically * Tho ranisahiba ke liye hitchkaach ki goli maangwao jisse app spasta roop se baata paaye apki samasyaaa ?

Monami...... Woh mera saara data udd gaaya

All...... huh ! 🧐

Monami.... mera datapack khatam hoon gaaya !

                2 MINUTES silence prevails in whole room....

               *In background sound *

     Udd gaaye tote mere tho udd gaaye tote

   Sanju..... *weirdly* tho kha hua tu tho sabse ameer hain jaake karwa le recharge !

Monami..... * in full sadma *  Nahi karwa sakti !

All..... kyuuuu ?????

Monami...... *weeps *  woh meri shri shri priyo pita shri ne meri saare credit cards bolck kaarwa di kyu ki maine unke pasand kiye ladke se milne se maana kaar diya , guys abb main sabse gareeb hoon gaayi  even bala se bhi !

Sid..... awww monu baacha rote nahi *dramtically*  but abb mujhe bhi tension hoon rahi hain teri gaaribi hume bhi na laag jaaye !

Monami..... Sidddddddd !

Koel..... *to sid*  abbey oo Saaste drama company ke saasta nayak zyada baatisi maat dikha nahi tho teri safeed daaton ko nazar laag jaayegi !

Karan..... Accha hain data pack khatan hoon gaaya abb tumhari ankho ko thodi privacy milegi , nahi tho humesha phone mein jhakti reheti hoon.....

Saying so he left , sanju and faizi goes behind him

Monami...... *smilingly*  guys tum saab kitne aache hoon mujhe thoda sa hots-pot doge mujhe ek reels baanana hain abhi !

Bala , premji , chitra , sumanji chup chapp waha se khisak jaate hain...

Koel.... Monu Baad mein milte hain apne ankho ko aram de jaisa karan sir ne kaha hain waise !

saying so she also left , abb sirf sid hota hain yahaan

Sid...... Monu bye mujhe dilbag ji ki help kaarni hain kitchen mein , ab main thoda sa responsible bann gaaya hoon na , issi liye !

saying so he also left

Monami...... ahhhhhh yeh saab ek jaise hain thoda sa net kiya maang liya saare ke saare apne apne raaste naap liya !

    Huh! Mere kitne nalayak dost hain !

IN MESS.....

Sid..... Faizi sir kab se phone pe baat kaar rahe hain dekho *eyeing at koel*  paata nahi kiske saath ?

Koel.... *in mind*  huh! Dekho tho kaise baat kaar raha hain main tho nazar hi nahi aa rahi hoon . Akhir kis chudail se baat kaar raha hain yeh faizi !

koel......*to sid*  aree bina diamg ke chalta phirta insaan koi confidental kaam hoga , faizi zarur kaam kaar raha hoga !

Monami..... haa koel u are right bhaiyu sabse important kaam kaar rahe honge ladkiyon se flirt kaarna !

   Hearing them koel straightly goes to faizi and snatch the phone from him

Koel..... Dekh meri hone wali sautan , chudail ,  pisachini , chorni tu na apni naak yahaan pe maat gussa tujhe sirf thenge milega faizi mujhse pyaar kaarta hain !

Faizi..... koel !

Koel.... *to faizi* tum tho apna muh baand hi rakho meri sautan laa rahe hoon tum !

Faizi..... aree koel... *cut off*

Koel...... hey bhagwan ! mera gulam abb mera nahi raha . *to faizi* tum jo chodke mujhe jaoge baara pachtaoge baara pachtaoge !

*To caller* and you sautan ajj ke baad yahaan phone maat kaarna nahi tho woh hashra karungi tum soch bhi nahi sakte ! *threatn way*

            Umh , tho agar main call kaara tho tum kiya kaarogi Cadet koel roy ?

Hearing the familiar voice koel immidiately glance at phone screen which flashes name BATRA SIR . She bits her tough and gives the phone to faizi.... moran and sidsa tries hard to control their laugh .

Faizi.... jii sir ohhh i am extremely sorry !

Sometimes later He cuts the call

Faizi.... woh saab kiya tha koel ! Tum hum jaise abla mard ,bechare , gf bratha ladke pe trust nahi hain !

Koel..... *sarcastically* Kyu ki tum jaisa bechara , abla mard aur gf bratha ladka jab kisi aur ladki ke saath matargashti kaarte pakde jaate hoon na apni hi gf ki range hatton tab aise kaarname aksaar hota hain !

At last all burst into laughter

Karan.... koel iss saandh ki baat ka yakeen maat kaarna, koi gurantee nahi hain kisi baat ka ! *Giggle*

Faizi.... Hayyee meri phuuti kismat mere dost bhi kamine nikle aag mein petrol daalne ka kaam kaar rahe hain ! Hadd hain yaaar !!!

*to koel*  abb tumne galti ki hain tho maafi maang lo main maaf kaar dunga ! Haar kisi ko apni galtiyon ko accept kaarna chahiye aur usse gaale laagana chahiye !

Koel.... Then okay main bhi laagaungi gaale !

Faizi smile at her . Koel immidiately hugs faizi making all burst into laughter . Faizi facepalms.....

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Phewwwwww

So guys 2-3 days se Mujhe comedy ka bhoot chaara hain so issi ke liye ye part likha hain ,

HOPE U ALL LIKE IT....

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