So this song Is gonna be likke "Only In Ohio" But don't Judge bc It's not gonna be Cringe, don't say too many Lyrics In one Comment bc I'm adding Lyrics And People need Turns! Remember to use Non-Fiction (Real) Events Or Things That Happened! :)

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Only In America! (Ohhh!) Only In America!

You get to wave a flag on on the fourth of the July!

Wave that Texas Ass Round N' Round!

Better see that National Anthem, Or you know the Yankees ain't happy!

Or maybe you'll want to be Free!

And run from the Eagles!

Where The Birds fly high (Oooh!) And Wolves Room!

Only In America (Ohhh!) Only In America! WHAT THE HELLL!

Gun Violence, People Violate!

Even through we associate with Eagles, but we barely see any!- *Picture Of The White House Appears* WHAT THE FUC-

Only In America (Ohhh!) Only In America, Make America Great Again!- *The Person gets jumped by Biden Fans*

School Shootings! *Eagle Noise* And an Unnecessary Need to Harm Kids! *A Kid Pulls Out A Knife*

But be Wary because Someone will protect Kids *Stares At Joe Biden* I'm Talking To You!

We're Really Sweet Sometimes!

But Mention Him *Stares A Trump* And It Won't Go Right!

And Gentlemen keep ya wives away from JFK, or they might end up like Marilyn Monroe!

Only In America! (Ohhh!) Only In America! *Meme Sound* WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?? 🦅🦅🇺🇸! *End Of Sound* WHAT THE HELLL!!!

Never mention 9/11, Or we'll get Biden to Repel You!

Learn Every Single Rule,

Or Fear By The American Eagle! *Some Kid Gets Dragged By FDR!-)

Using Miles Instead Of Meters!

Usin' Feet Instead Of Centimeters!

Using Fahrenheit Instead Of Celsius!

Using Pounds Instead Of Kilograms!

'Cause they all make more sense!

Guys I'm American,

So you wouldn't wonder why! *Joe Biden Falls Down The Stairs!-*

(I'm Adding the Lyrics not In Order, I'm barely changing the Lyrics y'all requested and adding my lyrics too! :) 

*(Start Commenting Some Lyrics, Friends! :)*