Avengers Suck😌
2:15 pm
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He's Fast
If one coughs up blood, is that one dying?

Clinton
What did you do again?

Dad added Maddie C, Lowkey and She's Weird

Lowkey
Unbelievable! You can't even let me rot in jail in peace

Maddie C
But you're not in jail??

Dad
Pietro, you're dying and dumb for not noticing that

He's Fast
It's not me who's dying! It's Wanda

Maddie C
She broke my necklace, she deserves it

Dad
Hun, be nice about it

Nat
She has a point
Where's Bruce

Doc Bruce
Wishing I could exit this group and concentrate on my work but I can't because you're going to ass me again
*add

Maddie C
Yes Brucey, we're going to ass you

Dad
Tred carefully to all! You might get assed!

He's Fast
Beware of the asser!

Doc Bruce
Nice jokes and all but isn't your sister dying?

He's Fast
Oh! She's fine! It was only a piece of glass she accidentally swallowed

Maddie C
How do u accidentally swallow a piece of glass?? And you should probably get that checked out wanda

She's Weird
Vision tried to cook

Vis
To be honest, I didn't know what I was doing and the recipe had a picture of a glass and next to it was this pile of what looked like glass dust

Dad
It's called salt😕and that was a salt shaker

Maddie C
Glass dust😂
Omw love, should I feed you some glass dust too

Lowkey
Call me that one more time mortal, I will murder you

Thunder Man
Don't listen to him Lady Stark, he is blushing at the moment

Maddie C
Thor, we've been over this, I am not Lady Stark I am Maddie

He's Fast changed group name to "LADY STARK🧠👀👀"

Lowkey
A god does not blush

Maddie C
But-

Nat
Honestly, can't u two just kiss already??

Thunder Man
I agree with Lady Nat

Nat
Lady Nat... Listen here Thor, it's a bit pedophile-y when you call us that

Lowkey
My lips will not touch hers

Maddie C
I think I'll pass✋🏻

Dad
Should they touch hers, I'll cut them off

Spider Boy
Mr Stark, why is Happy following me around?? I'm scared

Thunder Man
What does that mean Natasha

Maddie C
Yeah dad, what's up with Happy these days? He follows Pep and I as well, it's kinda creepy🙃
Wait.... Why didn't I think of this before!!

Lowkey
Think of what?
seen by everyone
Maddie? You can't just disappear on me
*us

Thunder Man
He's panicking

Lowkey
I am not! I'm just curious!

Maddie C added Stevie, Newspaper Boy, Smart Lady and Bird Costume

Maddie C
Tada!

Nat
Who's smart lady?

Smart Lady
I am

Newspaper Boy
Why am I here? I'm Bucky by the way, if you didn't know

Stevie
Why are you newspaper boy

Nat
Still doesn't answer my question

Maddie C
It's Shuri!

He's Fast
Your ex's little sister?

Dad
EX???!

Maddie C
I never dated T'Challa you idiot, we were friends and besides he loved Nakia!
Love
Where's my love?

Thunder Man
Jumping up and down my bed because you called him loevrvrysfdhd

Maddie C removed Dad, Doc Bruce and Peppy

Maddie C
Sorry y'all but they never spoke anyway
Also Thor my guy, are you okay?

He's Fast
But your dad spoke??

Nat
Tony was a literal ghost here Pietro, he never spoke

She's Weird
Honestly, it's no wonder why I am the smart twin

Spider Boy
Why is Happy running towards me? I'm scared! Can someone come pick me up?

Bird Costume
maddison cole-stark, you're dead

Maddie C
Uh pietro, you've got the wrong gc, dad was like absent the whole time
Anyway, Thor, where's Loki???
@ / Bird Costume back at ya buddy

Thunder Man
He hit his head against Mjollnir👀

Nat
emoji!!

Smart Lady
You can send emojis?

Stevie
Where did you find the eyes I can only find this one 😕

Maddie C
oh no! My love! Sending prayers to him🤧

Newspaper Boy
MY LOVE? he's literally a monster

Maddie C
He's not a monster!
Waiit, one more person has to go, one who only said literally one word and disappeared, jus dunno who
can I add Willow??!

Nat
No!

He's Fast
Yes!

Thunder Man
Lady Willow?

She's Weird
I like her

Bird Costume
She tried to eat my head

Stevie
She threw me across the room, no!

Vis
I may be that person

Newspaper Boy
Willow?👀My metal arm needs polishing

Maddie C added Willowbee

Willowbee
Wassup my mans and my bitches?

Thunder Man
Lady Willow! How lobely to meet your acquaintance onve more!

She's Weird
I take it he's flustered?

Nat
Thor blushing? I'd like to see that

Willowbee
Hey Thor 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨💨

Maddie C
Are y'all thinking what I'm thinking

He's Fast
You thinking is never good

She's Weird
He's a got a point

Maddie C
Ugh, nevermind
Should we be worried about Peter?
Nah, he'll be fine, right?
He's going to die isn't he

Spider Boy
Happy hasgsjevdksidgdkdbdhdnx

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