₊ ⊹ ☆ 𝐈 𝐓 𝐙 𝐘 ☆⊹ ₊

♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧ _ ୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

Yuna: I am Human thOrst. Hand me the survival juice, parental figure.

Lia:*hands her water* For gods sake Yuna cant you be normal for a damn second?

♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧_ ୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

Yeji: Ryujin had no survival skills. Her need to win has replaced them.

Lia: Pfft- that cant be true-!

Yeji: Oh yeah? Watch this.

Yeji: Hey Ryujin! Race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Ryujin: *Throws herself out of the window and walks through the front door* HAH YOUR TO SLOW.

♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧_୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

Yuna: Sometimes, my mind is like an internet browser.

Lia: *sighs* and how is that?

Yuna: 15 tabs are open, 7 of them are frozen, 4 of them are just sitting never being used and i dont know where the musics coming from.

♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧_୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

Interveiwer: What is the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Ryujin: The audacity.

୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

Ryujin: You know why koalas arent considered as bears?

Chaeryeong: Cause their marsupials?

Ryujin:

Ryujin: caUse tHeiR maRisuPiaLs- NO ITS BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE KOALAFICATIONS

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