TW- aesthetic 🙄✋

update: tyler is very upset yall be hating on him. this is for u

this chapter is 1000% serious. if u laugh once you're a bad person cause it took me a whole like- idk how long yet cause i haven't written it yet but whatever

anyways

this is me thinking i'm funny

(Y/N)'s POV:

btw does anyone read (Y/N) as 'your name' instead of actually putting your name in?? eugH

anyways,

i'm (Y/N) and i have different colored eyes cause i'm half demon and half siren, but my parents abused me cause I can't be (Y/N) without having a sad background 🙄✋
i'm only 4'8 cause i'm a smol bean🥺🥺 uwu but i'm like rly strong and can lift up to like 69,000,000 kg cause i'm just that cool i guess.
my blonde long mermaid hair flows in the wind as i make my way up to the E building

i'm scared UagGhh😩☝️even tho i'm like the best assassin in japan, im afraid that i'll fail.

"hello (Y/N)!" the yellow octopussy- octopus guy says to me. i quickly pulled out my knife and went stab stab on dat ass and OMG HALF HIS LEG- TENTACLE THINGYS WENT BYE BYE, oML IM SUCH A GOOD ASSASSIN 😩

"OMG DID (Y/N) with different colored eyes whos half demon and half siren whos also the best assassin in japan with abusive traumatic background whos only 4'8 with mermaid hair just hurt koro-senpapi chulo?!? OMG (Y/N) MARRY ME🤪🥺😩😍"

all the boys are practically begging for my hand in marriage, I mean as they should- I mean i'm a humble girl who's shy🥺👉👈

~~~time skip~~~

"welcome to the class (Y/N)" Nagisa said to me. "thank nagisa, i was scared i wouldn't fit in because most girls are jealous of how smol i am🥺"

"bitch shut the fuck up, pick me girl"
i looked over as saw Hyeon (thats me the amazing author bitches😎)

"HYEON YOU BIG STRONG MAN MARRY ME😩✋" Rio screamed

"SHUSH IT BITCH" I screamed. "can we get back to me? i'm (Y/N), the star of the story obviously smh"

"Karma?? you're back"

we all turned and looked up the hill, where a boy was standing here.

"is- is he ok,,???" i asked Nagisa who was just staring at him, probably imagining them staring in a yaoi together or something.

i walked up the hill and looked at the boy in front of me. "Karma?? you good?"

Karma: ....

"hello???"

"hey i'm Karma, since this is wattpad imma be totally OC and ask (Y/N) for her hand in marriage cause we were childhood friends and i used to bully her because she's short but now she has titties that imma get a suck suck."

"wow Karma, i alway knew you were romantic" i said while looking at my childhood friend. "omg Karma let's go swim in the lake together!"

"ok" Karma said

"LETS GO"

Karma looked very excited to go swimming as he jumped into the water

OMG KARMA WITH SNORKELING GOOGLES🤩🤩💫💫

"wow Karma,,, look at his sexy toes. uGh imma need to suck those later" i said while watching him.

"ew are you good" Rio asked me. i looked over at her and frowned. "Rio i know youre jealous of me causr im smaller than you and that i'm the main character but shut it🙄✋"

Rio got up and went to poo in the woods.

when i looked back over at Karma,  he was having the best orgasm of his life.

"KARMAA HOW DARE YOU ORGASM WITHOUT PERMISSION! BAD BOY CALL ME MOMMY🙄✋"

Karma; mOMmY~

the end,,,

i'm a great author.

anyways, i mainly write quite sad stories- or at least i think they're kinda sad- and i just felt like i needed to joke around a bit.

original published date; February 28, 2021
word count; 634 words