Okay, please don't hate me!

I'm adding the legend Joker to this story, portrayed by Heath Ledger. The reason I did this, is because I'm in a Joker mood. I've seen the movies and now yeah... Just showing you a bit of my Joker love. Heheheh

Why so serious?

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Y/N M/N Stark. Daughter of the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, Anthony Edward Stark. Iron Man.
You live in New York City, in a huge mansion. Of course, Tony has a huge mansion.
Although Tony has a lot of money, he wants you to earn your own money. So, he offered a job at Stark Tower, which you gladly accepted.

01.00 AM

You're putting the files away while yawning. Ready to go home. Only one thing, New York is not fun at night. New York is freaking creepy in the night.
Cursing yourself when you have to walk through an alley. "Hello beautiful," someone says, "Why is such a beauty as you walking outside at this point of the night?" you ignore him and pass him.
He grabs your arm and pulls you to his body. "You are not ignoring me!" he almost yells. His grip tightens. "You hurt me," you say while trying to stay calm. "I don't care, I...-" he is cut off by a laughter.
"Who's there?" the man asks. Then a gunshot is heard. The grip on your arm loosened. You look in shock at the person.

"Are you alright, doll?" he asks followed by a little laugh. "I guess," you say, not looking at him. "Don't hide such a beautiful face, doll. Look at me," he commands. Your gaze is fixed on the ground.
"Look at me!" he growls. Your gaze is on his face, he wears makeup. He looks like a clown, but then you notice the scars.
"Is it the scars?" he asks while he stalks closer to you. You didn't move, you liked him? He grabs you gently by the cheeks. "Do you want to know how I got them?" he asks. You nod. He grabs a little knife and starts his story.
     "My father was a drinker and a fiend and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says 'WHY SO SERIOUS!?' He comes at me with the knife 'why so serious!?' Sticks the blade in my mouth 'lets put a smile on that face!'".

"I'm sorry to hear that," you say, catching him by surprise. "You feel sorry for me?" he asks surprised, "why? I'm the most feared man in New York."
     "I do believe that that's Loki," you say followed by a laugh. He likes that.
     "I'll see you later, doll face," he says while walking away. "Wait! I wanted to thank you for saving me," you say. He stops and turns around. "I'll never hurt you. What's your name, doll?" "Y/N," he smiles, "Joker."

A few weeks later

It was late in the evening. You lie on your bed, with only your blouse and shorts, when you hear a knock. Not sounding as wood, like your door. Your gaze turns to the balcony.
'Joker.' you thought. You open the door, letting him in. "Joker, what a surprise," you say. He looks you from head to toe and licks his lips. "I just wanted to check on you and you look damn sexy," he covers his mouth. "I wasn't planning to say that."
     You sit back on the bed, patting on it. He gets the hint and sits next to you. "How do you where I live?" you suddenly ask. He lets out his laughter, "you're the daughter of the famous Tony Stark. I did some research," he says whispering the last part.

"Y/N!" your dad calls. "I'll be right back," you excuse yourself.
     "What's up dad?" you ask. "We've found a new villain. He's even more dangerous than Loki." you frown at his comment. "What, how? Who?" you ask. "They calling him the Joker." your heart sank.
     "Are you alright, baby girl?" he asks with concern. "Yeah, I just thought about a weird thing. Never mind," you say laughing.
     "I'll be back after a few hours," Tony says kissing your cheek. "Okay, be careful," you hug your dad once more.

Your dad throws a party and insists you to come. Putting on a nice blue navy dress.
     "Steve, where is Tony?" you ask as soon as you arrive. "He had to put Peter in a safer spot," he shrugs.

The door opens and Joker and his henchmen enter the party. "We made it!" he says and fires a shotgun into the air to get everyone's attention. "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question: Where is Peter Parker?" he paces around the room, pointing his shotgun at random guests.
     "Do you know where Peter is? Do you know who he is? Do you know where I can find Peter? I need to talk to him about something. Just something little, huh? No... You know, I'll settle for his loved ones."

"We're not intimidated by thugs!" a random guest says. "You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father," he says while pointing his knife towards the man.
     "Okay, stop!" you say, causing Joker to face you.  He walks in your direction. "Well hello, beautiful! You must be Peter's squeeze, hm? And you are beautiful. Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got 'em?" he grabs your chin as you continuously try to look away.
     "Come here, look at me. See, I had a wife - beautiful, like you - who tells me, I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey." he forces you to look at him when you tried to look away.
    "One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So," you try to look away again. Trying not to be obvious by looking him straight in the eyes. He forces you to look in his eyes.
     "I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself," directs attention towards the scars, "and you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now, I see the funny side. Now, I'm always smiling!" he lets out a crazy laughter.

You give him a knee in his nuts. He chuckles, "a little fight in you. I like that!" "Then you are gonna love me," your dad, Iron Man, says.
     Iron Man fights with the Joker and the henchmen. A blade is sticking out of Joker's shoe. You try to stop him, but he grabs your arm. "Careful, doll face," he whispers.
     His grips tightens around you, catching Iron Man's attention. "Drop the gun," Iron Man says. "Drop your mask," Joker replies easily. He shots the window, causing it to shatter in million pieces. He pushes you near the open window.

"Let her go," Iron Man says. "A very poor choice of words," he says letting you go. You're about to fall when Joker catches your hand. "I'll never hurt you, remember?" he smirks.
     "I will see you later," he whispers. "Alright, let's go!" he shouts and leaves the party. "Y/N, are you okay?" your dad asks. You nod. "What did he whisper to you?" he asks. "I don't know, I couldn't hear him," you lied.

A month later

"Are you out of your mind?!" Tony yells. "I was attacked!" you yelled back. "He's your what?!" you dad yells. He has found out about you and J. You can tell he isn't happy. "You don't know him!" you fire back.
"He doesn't love you. He uses you for planning to kill me!" his words hit you like a train. You turn around, running to the door. Leaving the house. The raindrops are pouring, but you don't care.

Strolling through New York, soaking wet. You see no difference between the raindrops and the tears. Lanterns are shining because it is dark.
Someone grabs your arm and pulls you in an alley. You want to scream, but the person covers your mouth. "Shhh, it's me," Joker whispers. You calm down by hearing his voice.
"What are you doing outside, it's pouring," he almost sounds, worried? "My dad found out about you and me. He yelled horrible things about you," you say while looking at the floor. He does an unexpected move, he hugs you. Tight.

"He said you used me for planning to kill him. That you don't love me and..." you are cut off by Joker. His lips are connected with yours.
"I... I love you," he stammers, cupping your cheeks. You both are soaking wet by now. "I love you too," you say kissing him again.

"Let's take you home, you will catch a cold," he says while leading you to his car. "I don't want to see my dad," you start. "Oh, you think I'm gonna bring you home?" he laughs hysterically, "you're funny doll face."
You fell asleep in his green, purple car. He smiles by the sight of you. He carries you, in bridal style, into the mansion. Joker caught many confused looks by his henchmen.
"Touch her with one finger and you're dead."

You feel someone's laying you down. You open your eyes to see Joker, causing a smile on the face. "Here are some dry clothes," he says.
You wear shorts and, this time, his blouse. "You look even more sexy in my blouse," he says smirking. You laugh, it sounds just as hysterical as Joker. He loves that.
"Goodnight, doll," he says planting a kiss on your forehead. "Goodnight, J." you fell asleep in the arms of the person you love. He may be hysterical and crazy, but you love him.

You are as crazy as the Joker.