"Oh my god! Turn me into a dolphin! No, a mermaid!" Dylan yelled, hanging off the side of the boat while Peter and MJ held her belt loops so she wouldn't fly over board, "Did you know that their is a conspiracy that mermaids actually walk the face of the earth?"

"I thought your New Years resolution was to stop reading about so many conspiracies?" MJ asked, squinting from the sun as she held Dylan tighter when she leaned off the boat.

"I am." Dylan said back, yelling over the boat horn as she dipped her hand in the water, "I listen to that one on a podcast."

"A shark is gonna come up and eat your face off." Peter said, trying to pull Dylan back but she'd been oddly strong, "Dyl!"

"Not if I eat his face off first!" Dylan yelled, getting out of their grip and jumping off the side of the boat.

"Everyone, here we are." Mr.Harrington spoke as he lead the students into a sketchy hotel. Dylan was wrapped in Peters flannel, getting a lecture from her teachers after they'd gotten her out of the water.

"Was my dolphin call really that bad?" she asked, nudging Peter as he held the door open.

"No, no." he lied with a shake of his head.

"This place is sinking." Flash said as they walking into the hotel, the floors soaked in water, "You could have waited for your swim here, Dylan."

"I wasn't trying to swim, Flash." Dylan said with a eye roll, "I was trying to call the dolphins."

"You looked like a dolphin." he mumbled her way, getting a slap in the back of his head.

"Strike two, Dylan." Mr.Harrington called to her.

"Okay, everybody, drop your bags off. We're gonna meet at the da Vinci Museum at three. Let's go!" Mr Dell called out to the group, standing in the water and looking out at them.

"I could, theoretically, kill everyone if I dropped a broken cord in this water." Dylan said as she slapped the back of Peters head, "Kinda cool, right? I'd be, like, mega villain."

"You would and then i'd have to fight you." Peter pointed out to her.

"You wouldn't fight me." she said in disbelief, only getting a eyebrow raise, "You'd fight me?"

"Your words, not mine." he said back with a wave of his hand.

"Oh! Oh my god!" Dylan yelled as the bird flew around her, "They're attacking me!"

"Dylan, Dyl? Yeah, hey!" MJ tried to call out over her yells, "It's the food in your pockets!"

"Hey, Dylan, smile for a picture." Brad called out, holding his camera up as Dylan smiled as he snapped it, "So cool."

"Here, everyone, I don't mind sharing with the hungry." Dylan commented, pulling the food from her pockets and dropping them onto the concrete, "I told you I'm a disney princess, they all have bird friends."

"Cinderella's step sisters were blinded by birds." MJ pointed out as she squinted from the sun, "Maybe you're one of them."

"I could completely see myself cutting off my toes just to make a shoe fit too." Dylan nodded her head, "Not for prince charming though."

"So, you miss him?" MJ questioned, standing by her side, "Your boyfriend."

"Aw, yeah." Dylan nodded her head with a small snort, "I'm sure he's busy back in Queens though, saving stolen bicycles."

Peter and Dylan had a odd idea when they first confessed their feelings to each other. Because they were both awkward and had no clue what to say to each other, they thought it would be best if they went on a date when Peter was Spider-Man. While it worked perfectly, most of queens saw it and Dylan now had the reputation of being Spider-Mans girlfriend. It wasn't a bad thing though, it shut Flash up most of the time.

"How's Peter feel about that?" MJ questioned off, earning a odd look from Dylan. She laughed, "What?"

"Peter doesn't care that i'm dating spider-man." Dylan said with a laugh, "Why would you even say that?"

She was panicking.

"You guys are just super close, I figured something was maybe going on." Mj shrugged, the pair turning on sync from the sun.

"Funny you say that." Dylan gave a forced laugh and leaned off the railing, "Looks like i've lost Peter. I'm gonna go find him now."

MJ watched Dylan hurry off, tripping and hitting the concrete before getting back up again and running off.

"Peter!" Dylan yelled, coming around the corner and hitting his chest. He hide something behind his back quickly when she laughed, "I just saved your ass."

"You did?" he asked, red in the face.

"MJ was all questioning me about dating Spider-Man and then she was all like 'Well, what about Peter, Dylan' and I was all like 'Why would you ask about Peter?' And then ran off." Dylan rambled on with a nod of her head, adjusting the strap on her top that kept falling, "I'm a genius."

"Very genius." he nodded his head, "This whole dating Spider-Man thing is really working out then?"

"Oh, yeah. I had a reporter pay me six hundred bucks just to know if I knew who you were under there. I said no and that I kinda dig the mask." Dylan hummed, putting her arm around Peter, "Covered the water bill for a whole year."

"Hey, German? American?" a man ran up by their side, a few papers in his hand, "A rose for you?"

"Boh." Dylan nodded her head. He gave a look of disbelief with a eye roll, walking off.

"Whoa." Peter said with a shocked experience.

"MJ taught me that. She said it could mean a lot of things." Dylan hummed, turning to face him again, "Like get out of my face. What's in your bag? It's pretty."

"Oh!" Peter said, looking down at the small, golden bag, "Uh... Boh."

"Cute, very cute." Dylan hummed, putting her arm back around him, "But I will never get out of your face. Not until you buy us our apartment with no roaches."

"Very soon, Dylan, very soon." he said with a tap to her head with his index finger. The water made a gurgling noise, making their eyes set on the drain in the middle of the road, "Did you hear that?"

"Tsunami! I told you crazy shit happens in different countries." Dylan said, throwing a arm infront of Peter as the water from the ocean sudden came up higher then the buildings. Ned and Bettys boat pushed up infront of them from the water, "Ned!"

"Betty! You okay?" Peter asked, helping her out of the boat while Dylan did the same to Ned, "Come on!"

"Guys!" Betty yelled, pointing at the water that was forming in a large spiral out of the water. Dylan's eyes went wide from behind Peter, grabbing MJ's wrist in a sudden panic.

"Come on, we've gotta go." Ned said, grabbing Ned and MJ, "Important!"

Dylan looked to Peter is disbelief, "You aren't him here, come on."

"I'll meet you back at the hotel, trust me." Peter tried to reason, hoping she'd go but her feet hadn't moved.

"You don't even have your suit. Everyone gonna see you." Dylan spoke fast, grabbing his arms and tugging slightly.

"I've got a plan, I swear." Peter nodded with a forced smile. He leaned over and kissed her forehead, "I'll meet you there, I promise."

Dylan hesitated but decided to trust the superhero infront of her.

•

kylie speaks

dylan dating spider-man
but not peter will
forever be iconcic.