Charlie, after drinking grape juice out of a wineglass: I'm washing me and my clothes!

Charlotte: He's 'drunk' as fuck

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Grace: Who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had?

Amaia: Um, I've never been to oovoo javer

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Tommy: Oh, sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich

Angel: Go back to sleep, and starve

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Elise-Mary, taking a picture of a happy family: Everybody say 'Colorado'!

Addi, skiing past in a giraffe onesie: I'm a giraffe!

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Claire: What're those!?

Paul: They're my crocs

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Ruby @ her parents: I don't get no sleep cause of y'all! Y'all not going to get no sleep cause of me!

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Tommy: I want to see my little boy

Angel, holding bebe TJ: Here he comes

Tommy: I want to see my little boy

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Addi: Look at this graph

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Angel: Happy birthday TJ!

TJ: I can't swim

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Grace: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book

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Bebe Amaia: I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like bEEEEEEEEEEEF!

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Claire @ Tommy: When will you learn? When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences!?

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Paul: Mom, look, it's the good Kush!

Angel: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?

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Bring the beat in!

Grace, running and holding a plate with a beet: Anything for you, Beyonce-!