NaRi's not-so-innocent, unfiltered quotes,
featuring ...?

*HeeSeung and NaRi, bickering*
HeeSeung: oh, fuck you.
NaRi, eyebrows raising, eyes brightening: when?

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*one of the boys posts a selfie she thought was only meant for her*
NaRi: *holds her breath*

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*JungWon and Ni-Ki, having an argument*
NaRi: *records it* "wow i can't wait to post this on twitter so everyone sees how our two boy maknaes really act!"
*they both put her in chokeholds*
NaRi: "oo, kinky~"

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NaRi at three am, sleeping with HeeSeung: *recites the entire bing bong video in Spanish*

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NaRi: "do you like eating bugs?"
Sunoo: "ew, Na. why would you talk about bugs at the dinner table? we can talk about that later,"
NaRi: *shrugs* "as you wish,"

*later*
Jay: "so why did you ask if Sun liked eating bugs?"
NaRi: "oh, there was one in his soup and he didn't see it,"

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NaRi: *focused on finishing a song to send in for their album*
Ni-Ki, upside down on the couch in her studio: "do you think stars have feelings?"

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NaRi: "i'll do whatever i want."
JungWon: "i'll tell HeeSeung hyung."
NaRi: "okay?"
JungWon: "i'll tell Samuel hyung,"
NaRi: *shrugs*
JungWon: "i'll tell YeonJun hyung."
NaRi: "not scared."
JungWon: "i'll tell BangPD,"
NaRi: "what's he gonna do?"
JungWon: "i'll tell YoonGi 선배님,"
NaRi: *laughs*
JungWon: *grabs her phone and calls JeongHan*
NaRi, falling to her knees: "IM SORRYYYYY"

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Yoshi: "you're in my seat."
NaRi: "i was here first."
Yoshi: "move or else i'll sit on you."
NaRi: "promise?!"
Yoshi:

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NaRi: "in your opinion, and be honest! is your favourite spaghetti crispy of the alphabet. yes or no."
Keeho: "obviously never. it's grass, dumbass,"
Theo: "what the fuck?"

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Ni-Ki: "what are you doing?"
NaRi, googling Japanese baby names: "producer shit."

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NaRi, tweeting on sunshinemin: "one like and i'll travel to korea and burn cube down."
NaRi: *likes her own tweet*
NaRi, looks across the street at Cube: "let's go."

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NaRi: "oh, you're allergic to peanuts?"
NaRi, a second later: "guess you can't handle these nut-"
HeeSeung, covering her mouth with his hand: "off to bed you go."

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NaRi: "bro the funniest shit just happened! so hyung-"
HaeChan, not listening: *laughs*
NaRi: "bitch what the fuck are you laughing at, i haven't even told you the story,"

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HeeSeung: "tell me something i don't know about you,"
NaRi: "i have a huge fuckin DIC-"

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*the members, playing the peppero game*
*Ni-Ki and NaRi lose*
*NaRi places the stick in her lips, Ni-Ki starts playing*

SungHoon: "yo what the fuck why aren't you moving NaRi?!"
NaRi: "i didn't want to!"

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Sunoo: "Na, do you have a self-care routine?"
NaRi: "repeating 'keep going bitch' in the languages i know."

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TaeHyun, texting NaRi:

any plans today?

world domination

that sounds evil

you're my world <3

stop that's so sweet :((( 💖

wait

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NaRi, reading through her work email: "i got another job offer!"
the boys, simultaneously: "i don't know how,"
NaRi: "what do you mean?"
HeeSeung: "cause of your resume..."
NaRi: "i see nothing wrong with my resume."

NaRi's resume, under the experience / current work section: ENHYPEN's member. ENHYPEN's vocalist. ENHYPEN's rapper. ENHYPEN's producer. ENHYPEN's dancer. ENHYPEN's house cleaner. ENHYPEN's chef. ENHYPEN's maid. ENHYPEN's interior designer. ENHYPEN's assistant hairstylist. ENHYPEN's assistant makeup artist. ENHYPEN's assistant stylist. ENHYPEN's songwriter. part-time MC.

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Sunoo: "i wish we could block people in real life"
JungWon: "restraining order?"
Ni-Ki & NaRi, at the same time: "murder."

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*talking with Be:Lift's CEO*
CEO: "where do you see yourself in ten years?"
HeeSeung & NaRi: "in your seat"

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Sunoo: "ew did you see her skirt?"
Ni-Ki: "who was it?"
Sunoo: "i'm not saying~"
Ni-Ki: "say the name"
NaRi: "SEVENTEEN"
Sunoo: "for the last time you're a member of ENHYPEN"

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NaRi: "if you like me, raise your hand"
*six of the boys raise their hands*
Sunoo: "what if i don't like-"
NaRi: "then raise your standards bitch??"

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S.Coups : pick a card, any card

NaRi : bet

*reaching for his pocket*

*slaps her hand away*

S.Coups : not my credit card.

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*a minor inconvenience at the company happens*

NaRi: *dialing PSY's number*

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NaRi, looking at BE:Lift's CEO : "no."

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NaRi, meeting IVE:

*sees LeeSeo*

*walks up to her, wraps her arms around her* "this ones mine."

LeeSeo : *looks at her IVE unnies*

WonYoung, mouthing: "call her 언니"

LeeSeo, hugs NaRi back: "NaRi 언니-"

NaRi: *cries*

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NaRi, meeting KEP1ER:

*sees Hikaru*

"mine."

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NaRi : ooh, i like your pants, hyung

HyunSuk : thanks! they were 50% off :)

NaRi : i bet they'd look better 100% off ;))

HyunSuk : why tf would a store sell these for free?

NaRi : no that's not what i-

HyunSuk : that's a terrible marketing strategy..

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NaRi : i would fuck you if i could

Haruto : what

NaRi : what

Asahi, yelling into a megaphone : SHE SAID SHE WOULD FUCK YOU IF SHE COULD

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NaRi : i'm having one of those things.. a headache with pictures

Nayeon: huh?

Jihyo: an idea. she has an idea.

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NaRi, the world's biggest tea hater : mm! this is good!

SeungKwan, looking at Minghao : what type is it?

Minghao, holding up a bottle : i boiled gatorade

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🦇 ... 끝!