Warnings: alpha joke, my goofy ahhcheeks trying to use aesthetic stuff💀, dazai, you, ur mom, tanizaki Tanizaki siblings 💀✌, idk anymore.

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𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠.

⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡... ⋙

⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎... ⋙

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ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ!

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⇢ 𝐄𝐦𝐨 𝐝𝐮𝐝𝐞 ⇠
┗━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━┛

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╰┈➤"𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬..."

"Back to the request. Recently, I've had the feeling...that there's some weird person hanging out behind our company's building." The woman puts down her cup of tea.

'She barely even blinked before continuing...is she used to weirdos?' Thought 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 while sweatdroping slightly. "What do you mean?"

"I don't know. But there was something like a shadow wearing rags, wandering around and speaking a foreign language."

"That would be a smuggler." Says 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 while pushing up his glasses. "No matter how many time the authorities shut them down, they keep popping back up. That's a harbour town for you."

"Yeah, if we get evidence that it's illegal activity, we'll let the police take care of it. So..."

"You want us to search the place for evidence...? He then looks at where 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 and you were standing. "Hey brats-!" "Again! I'm not a brat! Thank you." "Ugh...you both, go."

"HUH!?"

"All you have to do is keep your eyes open. Besides...Smugglers and-"

He gets cut off yet again.

"I'm not going!"

"Ugh...brat-"

"Ur mom! I'm not a brat!"

"........." he fakes a cough. "Ahem. 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢, I think you should have your first mission without [𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞]. 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢, go with him."

"If my brother's going, I'm going too!"

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"Hey brat. 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 calls out to 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢.
"You look like your life is just one long hell. And I'm not completely unsympathetic. So...I'll give you one piece of advice on how to survive in this city." He then shows 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 a picture. "If you see him, run for your life."

「  𝘼 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝  𝙖 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣. 𝙃𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩, 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙨. 𝙃𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙥, 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙮, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙮. 𝙃𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜, 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙘𝙤𝙖𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠-𝙛𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙨. 𝙐𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙖𝙩, 𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩, 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙧𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙘. 𝙃𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙟𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙩. 」

'That's 𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 alright.' You thought while chilling on the sofa, reading [𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚/𝐍].

"Who's he...?" Asked 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 about the man in the picture.

"He's mafia." 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 comes out of nowhere, scaring 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 a bit. He then decided to speak the most 🧢 anyone has ever spoke. "Though we don't know much about him."

'🧢🧢🧢 -'

"He's the dog of port mafia, who took the harbouras their turf." 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 continues. "His name is 𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚. The mafia itself is even more hidden and more dangerous than the ordinary criminal underworld, and not even we at the agency can touch them"

"Why? Is he dangerous?" Why else would they tell you to stay away from some emo looking dude?

"He is an ability user.  His ability is so dangerous that even the police can't handle him. Even I... 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦."

➽─────────❥ 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞.←

*Cough.*

*Cough Cough.*

*Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough-*

*Intense coughing noises*

'Bro what. He about to die?? ᯣ.ᯣ'

"Cough cough...um..." the man finally stops coughing. 'finally this cough bitch stops.₍ᐢ._.ᐢ₎'
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╰┈➤ ❝ Police Station. ❞

"𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝. 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐭."

"Oh, a lost item?" Said one of the two police officer. "I'll just need you to fill out this report." He says while rummaging through the stuff in the bag.

"Huh?" The other officer spoke. "Haven't I seen you somewhere before...?" He said while trying to recall exactly when.

"----------"

"...𝐒𝐨 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲?"

"This city's police is really good."

Black something scary something is everywhere something happens something.

"THAT'S DEFINITELY HIM! HE'S THE ONE ON THE WANTED POSTERS!"

* dies cutely. ₍^ >ヮ<^₎ *

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*𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬*

"Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to-"

"𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐊!"

*𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬*

"Wh...what the hell...?"

"Oh Shit... Terrorists?"

The woman glances at the man who left a moment a ago, then at the bag, where she heard a noise.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐩.

And then it clicks her.

"THAT MAN-"

𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐧!

And the three human beings are now unalived :3

Mission passed!
Respect +

The emo looking man takes out his phone and calls someone.

"𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭?"

➽─────────❥ 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞.←

╰┈➤ ❝ Lmao idk where.  ❞

"𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞~"

"𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭~"

"𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞~"

"𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭~"

"𝐘𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐡𝐡𝐡𝐡"

"You're in the way. Move it." Says an annoyed 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚, probably because of  𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 and you singing instead of doing some work.

You cutely flip him off.

'(  ≧ᗜ≦) don't disturb me jackass.'

"....." the man was too stunned to speak.
"I- you know what? Nevermind." He simply walks away.

"Nice handling [𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞]-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧!"

"I know. So... 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧?"

➽─────────❥ 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢.←

╰┈➤ ❝ Buildings. Idk more than that. ❞

"Ahaha! That's a suprise."

"This ain't funny ( mf )" 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 sighs.
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I'll die if I run into that emo mafia dude. This place is really terrible."

"Now, now." 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 sweatdrops a bit. He points to himself. "Even I've managed to stay alive this long."

"But you're an ability user too, right? What kind of power do you have?"

"Er, It's not really good for fights, so don't get your hopes up."

Meanwhile 𝐍𝐚𝐨𝐦𝐢 who was clinging to his brother's arm, "heh heh heh..."

A/N: I was kinda scared when I first saw Naomi lmao. Also pls let me time skip because the scene just after in the manga is crazy af 💀

╰┈➤ ❝ Cutely timeskips ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა♡ ❞
"𝐖𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞."

They then walk into an alleyway.

"It's like...a demon's layer. (demon slayer)" 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 says as he observes his surroundings. 'That's weird.' He asks the woman a question, "Is this really the place? Um..." he pauses after realising he doesn't even know his client's name.

"My name's 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢."

"𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢-𝐬𝐚𝐧, criminals tend to be cowards... so they usually prepare an escape route if something goes wrong, but this place..." he points towards the way they came from. "If they were trapped in  here from that direction, there wouldn't be any way out."

"That's right." She starts tying her hair in a messy bun, also unbottoning her suit.
"I know that, but this was all a trap." Atsushi and the siblings put their guard on. "What I'm really after...𝐈𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬."

And after all that cool stuff, she......casually just dials a number and the others just watch her, I'm serious.

"𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚-𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐢? I've captured the targets, just like we planned." She talks to the man on the other side of the phone. "I'll dispose of them now."

𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 looks terrified at the mention of
the name.

"Excellent." Says the man on the other side of the phone. "I'll be there in five minutes."

"For our master's sake...𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!" She says before pulling out a 'Murica and starts shooting.

𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 realises. "She's..."

"Port Mafia...!" 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 finishes for him.

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➽─────────❥ With you.←

"Hey ( hot ) bandages, does the 700,000 yen offer still stand?" It's obv you who asked that, need I say more?

"Of course [𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞]-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧! Why, do you want to guess now?"

"Yeah well, I think...? I know?? Idk man. Just a random guess, don't take it seriously tho." You were obv going to win that good sum of money.

"Well, I don't mind that! Go ahead!"

"Ya know like, drug dealer? Lmao it would be so funny if it was correct." Lmao indeed.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 freezes, but immediately returns normal as to not give out any clues.

"Damn. Such a random guess. Ya know an even wilder guess? 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚!" You said cheerfully. 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 starts to sweatdrop mentally.

"Oh wait! Wanna hear something even wilder?...how about...𝐚𝐧 𝐄𝐱𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞!" This is pure evil.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 blankly stares at you before...

"Excellent [𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞]-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧! I guess you won the prize!"

Of course...what did you expect? For him to panic or some anxiety shiz? He ain't 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 for no reason.

"Well then, you better hand it over to me!" You do a hand gesture.

"Haha! Sure thing."

"Btw wanna grab an ice-cream on the way?"

"Awww is [𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞]-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧 asking me out on a date~? Oh my~"

"No mf ( yes bbg )."

'Damn. I have the sudden urge to rizz someone up. Rizzing up 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 could be done when we bring 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 back, so...who else? ... 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐏𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄! Wait for me! I'm cominggggg🐺🐺🐺~!"

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𝐄𝐍𝐃!

Words: 1384.

LMAO Idk how I finished so fast- like, I mean I have school and all and I slept before writing last night too. Cuz usually, I would stay awake late, 1 am atleast. A healthy sleep schedule fr ( it's so healthy that you would have eyebags if you actually sleep properly💀)

So, after this, there will be a special chapter. I'm sorry if you were waiting for it, but no, we're not meeting aku yet.
Sorry lol.

Anyways, as always you can suggest any idea you might have! Feel free to discuss.

I've already decided the results of the voting in the last chapter, and it seems Ranpo won! I really like him lmao. Also new fanart of us coming in the special chapter!

That's all. Bye!

♡☆SAYONARA~☆♡