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'Damn, I remember bro's act fooled me.'

LOCATION: The building in which, the agency office is located.

"It's all your fault...it's all the armed detective agency's fault!"

A new voice.

"Where's the president! Take him to me! Or else..."
"I'm going to blow everyone on this floor with the bomb!"

"So uhh, wtf is happening?"

Right now, you were at the agency building, where the test was supposed to be.

"He holds a grudge, people like him are difficult to deal with." Kunikida looked very serious.

"Oh, those are high explosives. Those will blow up the whole room at the very least." Dazai didn't have his usual silly expression nor smile, a serious expression currently in its place.

"The damage could be lessened if we have something cover it. But it will be hard to do that in this situation."

"What should we do?..." Kunikida asked.

"How about we just let him meet the president!"

"That's too dangerous! Besides, the president is on a business trip!"

"We have to do something..."

Suddenly, the atmosphere feels very serious.

'Wait! Are they going to use their abilities!?' Atsushi was prepared to witness what professional thing was going to happen.

Too bad though...

"Rock paper scissors!"

A rock, a-........two? papers???

"Lol bozo"
One of two who chose paper was you.

Kunikida looked very pissed.

"Tch." He's def pissed. He then approaches the "mad bomber". "Hey!" Kunikida yells, with the intention of getting the bombers attention.

"Don't come near me! I'll press the button!" The bomber threatens him, pressing very lightly on the button, enough to not activate the bomb.

Kunikida raises both his hands, implying that he won't move.

"I know you! You're Kunikida! A member of the agency! I know your ability, everyone's ability at the agency! Don't try anything weird and get on the table on all fours!" The ginger bomber orders Kunikida.

'SUS'

"Alright." Kunikida complies with the gingers request, getting in the position he asked for. Remind me again why bsd people like to show the cake?

Meanwhile, the three people hiding behind the wall :

"Who's that girl?" Atsushi asked, referring to the girl held hostage.

Dazai then responds with, "Her name is Naomi. She works part-time in the cafe below."

"What!? Then she's a completely innocent bystander who got caught up in this mess without doing anything bad!"

"Right." You also join the conversation instead of listening since you feel like you have main character syndrome. "Hey dazai, js wanted to ask, why the heck would you both not use your abilities?" You knew why, but they didn't know that you know what they know so you couldn't say you knew what they knew since you knew that they would know. ( have fun processing that )

"I forgot! Ehe."

'NO HE DIDN'T-'

You quickly place a hand on your mouth to stop yourself from replying "EHE!? TE NANDAYO!"

"Hm?" Dazai gives you a questioning look, wondering the reason behind your actions. He dismisses it as he starts talking again. "Well, this really is bad. He knows all about the agency members' names and abilities, so it's useless to even think about sending a member to help." He goes in a thinking position.

"At~su~shi~kun~"
"NO!"

"You haven't even let me finish yet!"

"I. AM. NOT. Doing that."

"Hey, if it gives you confidence, which it probably wouldn't, I can also help together." You shrug as you suggested an idea.

"B-but I still don't-"

"Perfect idea!" Dazai then proceeds to hand Atsushi newspapers, while you're choosing what you want by yourself. You settle on a therapist, though you probably need one yourself.

After finishing the props' setup, Atsushi jumps into action along with you.

"S-s-stop!" His face really screamed 'get me out of here'. He held a newspaper in his hand, bending it in a way that it looks like a microphone. "W-what could you possibly accomplish by doing this!" He yells in a seemingly anxious manner to the ginger. "Your parents must be worried about you!"

"W-what the hell's wrong with you!?" The ginger yelled at Atsushi as he himself was weirded out.

'EEEK-! So scary!!' Thought Atsushi, scared.

"I-I...I'm just a normal citizen who came here after hearing noises here! I think it's great to live a good life!"

"こんにちは、どうぞよろしく (Kon'nichiwa. Nice to meet you.)"

A/n: Don't mind the author, is tryna seem smart since I'm learning Japanese from duolingo. Also, a tip for daily streaks. This will 100% motivate you to for daily streaks. 'Japanese or no knees.🙂'

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'Aaaand I made things awkward.'

"So...like, you wanna talk about it?..." 'I'm sure this is how you give therapy? Damn, shouldn't have chosen this job to pretend.'

"U-uh...uhm...no...thank you...?" The ginger bomber himself looked confused with life.

'Okay, time to pretend that it was never awkward to begin with.'
You rush to the ginger bomber and kick him in the gut while he was caught off guard. He landed a bit far away, while you free Naomi and hold her gently away from the danger. Atsushi and the others look shocked that you did a logical thing, which is strike the villain down when he's talking or not paying attention.

Kunikida retreats from the embarrassing position and walks close to the ginger bomber and quickly restrains him by pinning him down ( that's kinda- anyways-).

"That's one down!" Dazai jumps in after literally doing nothing to help, he's still bbg tho.

"Stop saying as if you even helped!" Shouts Kunikida who is very much annoyed by the Dazai just simply existing.

"Well, you did lose so I can't help much!"

Looking at them, Atsushi sighs in relief as he is finally relaxed. 'Thank goodness...'

"By the way Kunikida-kun, did you know that stressing too much makes ageing faster?" And he's messing with Kunikida again.

"You should deeefinately write this down." And you ofcourse weren't going to let this chance of annoying Kunikida slip away. Your face looked equivalent to a devil's, so did Dazai's, but Kunikida trusted that anyway.

While Kunikida was writing it down, you finally couldn't keep it in any longer. "He's messing with you."

*SNAP*

The sound of a pen breaking...

"WHY YOU-!!" Kunikida angrily starts strangling Dazai, fuming in anger.

"Hey, can I get a turn at strangling him too?" Was what you wanted to say, but instead, you said: "I'm going to strangle him next!" Accidentally saving your image in Kunikida's mind.

You were sure he would be flabbergasted if you were saying those words like a kinky mf, but instead, it now sounded like "DW KUNIKIDA! I'll strangle him next!", which to him, sounded like you were also annoyed by Dazai's shenanigans.

Though, the ginger bomber was free now, since Kunikida wasn't restraining him anymore. He quickly rushes to the controller of the bomb. "I SWEAR! EVERY GIFTED IS WRONG IN THE HEAD!" He then proceeds to click the button, reducing the time of when the bomb will be exploding.

Immediately, Atsushi and the others start panicking, even you, though you were just acting to appear shocked.

"THE BOMB! THE BOMB! FIVE SECONDS LEFT!?"

'It'll explode!?'

'The room will get blown away!?

I have to suppress the blast...'

'I have to cover the bomb!'

"WHA-!?"

'Huh...what am I doing...?"

Atsushi is then seen covering the bomb with his own body.

"YOU IDIOT!"

"Naomi-san!" You then perform your top notch acting skills which you used to have a free vacation because it's hard with asian parents. Immediately, you pull Naomi towards yourself, taking a protective position so she doesn't get hurt.

"Ah!" Naomi suddenly feels someone pulling her but relaxes when she sees that it's you. When she saw you, her heart was beating fast, never did it beat as fast as for anyone except her brother (💀 if ykyk ). She immediately snaps out of her trance and gets back into acting.

It doesn't get unnoticed by you as you're just too observing and self-conscious, but brush it off as her just getting shocked by getting pulled without notice.

|Back to Atsushi|

As the timer struck 0...nothing happened.

'Huh?'

Atsushi slowly got up, moving his head up to see the ginger bomber, Kunikida, and Dazai, with you just a bit further with Naomi, who he thought should be scared because of such and incident, was looking all sunshine and rainbows.

"Sighs My goodness...I knew you were an idiot, but that's taking it to the next level"

"He has a talent for being a suicidal maniac..."

"Huh?...Eh?"

"AAAH! ONII-SAMA! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?"

"OW!?"

"T-that hurts Naomi! I'll break! I'll break!

Wait! It already did!"

'...Huh?'

"Did you know oni-sama? The new girl saved me from getting hurt! She was so cool"

"Alright alright I get it! Please stop crushing my bones now..."

'Lmao that reaction is everything.'

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Hello! I'm back! So I actually topped a subject in the entire school while only studying for 2 or 3 hours and I was enjoying the devastating reaction of others lol💀.

This time I just decided to add more words in the chapter because just felt like it lol.

Hope that my writing skills have improve and that you like this chapter.

I'm actually considering adding Naomi to the harem- actually, I'm just gonna add her. I know some of you may not like her and the thing with her brother but I personally think Naomi has a lot of potential and that she's very likeable if not the whole brother thing. For it to be comfortable for you, I'm going to make Naomi slowly fall in love with us and not doing the whole brother thing anymore.

Also, episode 11 is just-💀
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love Dazai, but I live Fyodor too. And I'm
delulu again just as I was when Dazai was dead ( not really dead but you get the point ). I'll be delulu even if Asagiri-sensei himself declares it.

#FYODORISALIVE:3

That's all, and thank you for 388 viewings and 49 ♡! I really appreciate that!

Bye and take care!

♡☆SAYONARA~☆♡