Heya!

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Ahem. What are you supposed to say after that? Whatever.

Here's a picture to describe [ name!]

Also, another fanart!

I know my art style changes like, every drawing? Lol.

Also, my wattpad is on steroids. Please forgive me if anything is wrong. Wattpad seriously needs to do something about its image problem.

Anyways- onto the chapter!

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'I wish I had to sleep with dazai...'
Currently at: a random apartment?

'Damn it! Atleast you could have given me a room with him!'

You are currently ranting ( actually not with poker face :0 ) about not getting to sleep with dazai.

'Oh well...what can we do. Les jus sleep.'

You lay down.

You sleep.

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You thought?

"BAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Maniacal laughter can be heard.

"This shiz is so friking-"
( remember kids, no swearing :3 )

"Mweheheheh. Time to comment like a psychopath. :3"

You type proper grammar while commenting. You know you are a psychopath among psychopaths to do that.

How do you have your phone? System.

How is the internet working according to the real world? System.

" I love u system. Ur the best."

I love master too! :3

Ayo system love interest confirmed???

"Les sleep."
( WHY DOES IT SOUND SUS?? )

At 4:56 am. Yes, your healthy sleep schedule. Must try.

Timeskip. ( because no one stopped me :3 )

Time: idfk.

"Ok, so now we dress like a hottie."

"Boom."

A wild hottie dress appeared!

"Mweheheheh. Time to dress up!"

"And now, we are going to look for my pookies! Even though I don't ducking know where they are! Surely protagonist luck helps?"

It sure does.

"Hola! Also, if you're wondering, I just felt like being Mexican!"

You wave your hand, trying to make it look like waving 'hi', but we all know, you just wave your hand like a robot.

'Oh, the lady from yesterday.'
Thought Atsushi.

Location: Park? Idfk.

"Aha, hello, mrs." Says Atsushi, waving his hand like a real person, unlike you.

'Bro looks realer ( yes, realer, you don't want to say extra words. 🙄 ) than me.
That'd be great tho! But he isn't real. ;)'

'I'm still better.'

You were just comparing yourself to a non-real character. Totally...what was that word again? Anyways-

"Oh hello name-chan! What a nice day it is! Isn't?" Says Dazai, in a barrel?

'I would die of embarrassment if I was in THAT position.'
You deadpan at the sight.

"Hello, fellow creature."

"Hahaha, how funny!" Dazai says while laughing.

'The fudge you mean. I literally said "hi!"
In the most sane way possible.'

Yeah, "sane".

"So like, wth is happening?"
Questions Atsushi.

"The most normal day of course!" Says you.

Yes, normal. Even though you're already losing brain cells when the day's just started.

"Well, what do you think?" Says Dazai.

"Um...this is a dream?"says Atsushi, sweatdroping at the sight.

"Wrong!"
"Think again Atsushi-ku-"

You kick the barrel in girlboss style.

Dazai gets thrown out of the barrel due to the immense force of your girlypop
Gut breaking kick.

"Ah! What was that for name chan!"
Says Dazai, currently in the favourite pose of bone studios (if ykyk).

Atsushi looks concerned but probably too tired to even ask Dazai if he's alright.

"Ngl, my body was itching to beat something up."

"How cruel name-chan! My heart has been wounded!" Says Dazai in bones studios favourite pose.

'I- please don't do that pose ever again- I would have died of embarrassment already. Wait, that's the point, Dazai just can't die lol.'

( guess what? Timeskip! :3 )

"Ugh...we're already running behind schedule."

The man obsessed with ideals now spoke.

'Yeah yeah, we're coming man.'

You follow kunikida and Dazai along with Atsushi.

Mission completed!

Survive a night in bungou stray dogs. ✅

Status:

Strength, speed, agility and intelligence= +3

Social skills= +9

That would be all! Thank you!

'Damn, gotta love those social points.'
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END~

my motivation is actually dead rn but I'm still going to continue 👹.

"NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT!?"

"NEVER GONNNA GIVE YOU UP-"

that's what I reply everytime I hear the first line.

Anyways- let me know how you found this chapter!
Ik it's super short but like, my exams are coming, my new school has since crazy high standards. Dw though, your author here is a genius. I'd still try to write chapters even though I have mountains of work to do since I joined late.

♡☆SAYONARA~☆♡