Long ass title-ahem.

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"So, what do you know about the tiger, kid?"said kunikida.

"The tiger...it's after me..." says Atsushi looking scared."it's chasing me!"

'Bro doesn't know he's a furry-'

TIMESKIP

LOCATION : WEREHOUSE

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'Bro I swear these timeskips-'

"Dazai-san, what are you reading?" says Atsushi.

"A good book"
'The complete guide to suicide'

"Yeah, "good" book."said you.

"How do you read in this dark?"said Atsushi.

"I have good night vision. Also, I've read this book multiple times."

"And he still can't unalive himself. L take skill issue" said you.

'Bro I'm so bored- actually, can I even use my ability right, cuz there's going to be a literal furry awakening.'

You can! you have enhanced physical ability and the ability works on how you imagine using it!

'Wait, it works like that? Holy- I feel so op having PHYSICAL attributes and social skills.'

You can call me anytime you have something to ask! This conversation is being done through telepathy!

'Good to know that I maintained a poker face while talking. Heh'

Heh.

'System, did you just smirk?'

It is your imagination master :D

'I swear-'

"Well then, I think It will be soon." Says dazai.

"W-what" says Atsushi panicked.

Suddenly, a sound is heard.

"IT'S DEFINITELY THE TIGER!"Atsushi screeched.

"Calm down, tigers don't come out of nowhere. The wind must have knocked something." Stated Dazai calmly.

"Please don't scream, my ears are bleeding." It certainly doesn't look like they are.

The moon shines brightly.

Atsushi seems to be staring at it.

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Guess what? We're going to skip that dialogue :) I know I'm lazy af.

Atsushi turns into a .....
FURRY!!

"Bro turns into a furry in full moon. Thas crazy"

The tiger pounced where you and Dazai were.

'Oh shiz wait I have enhanced strength?'

You just imagine jumping in a cool way and voila! You did it!

'The accomplishment I felt in moving like a dedicated p.e. student-'

Dazai also jumps back elegantly.

'Please kiss me. I'm serious.'

The tiger keeps attacking for some time as you both keep dodging.

"I must say belladonna, you are really agile." Said dazai while dodging with a handsome smile.

"Ikr" you said with a poker face but you're actually out of your depression after knowing you're good at physical.

'I kinda wanna use my ability to look cooler but whatever'

"Soooo, do we just keep dodging?" You pretended not to know about his ability.

"Don't worry belladonna! this is going to be over soon." He said while dodging.

"Pls change belladonna, that name is old af-"

"Ahahaha. Of course! How about..." he says in middle of dodging the attacks furry launched.

" Mine!"
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'Kyaaaaaa-'
'So holy, majestic, divine-'

You were simping with a poker face.
Meanwhile, Dazai was wondering if he had 0 rizz.

"Just kidding! How about darling!"

'Pls call me that'
"*sigh* I guess it's fine..." yeah, 'fine', totally not like you wanted it.

As Dazai was cornered (more like-...), the furry was just about to attack as Dazai lifts his finger.

"You won't be able to kill me though, because...my ability is..."

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"AWOOGA"

okay I'll stop.

"[ No Longer Human ]"
Dazai says as blue something happens something (I absolutely do not know what to say to describe his ability).

'I wanna kiss him so bad- ok just shut up simp'

The furry turns part-furry as his hand is still infected by furry.

The furry falls on Dazai's chest.

"I have no interest in flirting with men."
Dazai just moves out of part-furry's way.

'You are absolutely bisexual. Don't be shy to Express yourself. I'm completely chill.'

"Also, I think darling hasn't stated her name yet."says dazai, now turning towards the best girl.

'Oh yeah, I forgot about that-'
"[ Lastname ], [ Name ] [Lastname]."
'I felt like a hardcore anime fan speaking my Lastname first.'

Also, you looked cool while saying that. Why do I need mention this? Wynaut.
( pokemon pun intended )

"No casualties? Boring."

Suddenly, new voices are heard.

"You've gotten better, but you're still far from me!"

'Laws have mercy, I'm a simp.'

The author definitely did not forget the dialogues.

(Please let me skip, I know I'm lazy.)

"So what do we do with him? He wasn't aware he was the tiger."

"I've decided!"says dazai.

"We're going to make him one of us!
Of course, also the beautiful lady. "

'I'm so grateful that I don't have to beg them to let me join.'

Mission completed!

Engage in combat.✅

Meet other agency members. ✅

Join the agency. ✅
( entrance exam must be passed.)

Total rewards:

Strength, speed, agility and intelligence: +1 point

Social skills: +3 points

That's all!

'Woah...I should get used to see social points. After all, since I'm talking to anime characters, my confidence is much better.'

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END.

I know I'm late but sorry.

Do comment and tell me what you think! It makes me happy!

☆SAYONARA~☆