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The man who was saved from drowning ( you didn't do shit, it was all Atsushi :3 ),
Suddenly started showing movement.

The man slowly sits up.

The first thing that comes out of his mouth?
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" DAMN! "
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Needless to say, the fatherless boy with the 0.01 dollar haircut was flabbergasted.

' did...did he just say DAMN!?!?'

You were internally dying of laughter but that's when the professional poker face skill comes.

' lol '

That's your response.

" UGH..you just had to disturb my submersion..."

" W-what..submersion..?

"He was trying to unalive himself, though still couldn't. Honestly, skill issue."

The suicidal man suddenly looks at you.

'What.'
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"AH! BELLADONA! You look so beautiful! Would you commit a double suicide with me?"

" That is painful as heck."

The fatherless boy was speechless and flabbergasted beyond understanding at this interaction.

' the heck is wrong with these people?'
That was what he questioned to himself.

"Ah belladona! You wound me!"

'Shut up dude. I know I simp for you but that's painful as hel...oh yeah! I can curse now!'

" Oh well! I desired a painless suicide without bothering anyone. So, tell me, what could I do to repay you?"

"Then... can I-"
The poor boy was cut off.

"DAZAI! There you are you blockhead!"

"Hey! Nice work kunikida kun!"

"NICE WORK!?!? it's all your fault you suicidal manic! I'm running low on schedule!"

"Oh! Now that my colleague's here, we can get you a meal! You're hungry aren't you? Tell me what's your name boy, of course, you too belladonna!"

Of course, you being you, couldn't handle holding back your sarcastic remarks.

"Ew. That name is outdated af."

Of course, the colleague in question made sounds of protest, but we can just imagine he doesn't exist, right? :3

At this, the fatherless boy opened his mouth to say he was indeed, hungry.
But, before that, his stomach already spoke for him.

*Aggressive stomach growls*

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'Pft-'

"Heh. Your stomach is nice to speak fo you." The man, now known as 'Dazai' spoke.

"Um- um...If it's not much trouble for you, can I...have a bowl of chazuke?"

This is chazuke ( tea on rice ).

Dazai chuckles. "A boy on the verge on starving wants to eat chazuke? Fine by me."

"Hey...Dazai...I want takoyaki and sakura mochi with pocky". You said without hesitation even though you're dead inside for saying that.

"Don't get all generous with my money! You maniac!". The man now known as 'Kunikida', finally spoke. Totally not like you all ignored him on purpose! :D.

"Dazai...is that...your name?". The fatherless boy, Atsushi, spoke.
(Not gonna lie, nobody here has parents except for background characters. They all be fatherless💀)

The wind blows in a dramatic way as you get excited as you're going to watch a majestic scene of the one you simp for.

"Yes. Dazai Osamu. That is my name."

'Kyaaaaaaaaa! So handsome, majestic, divine, holy-'

You keep a poker face outside but inside you're squealing with your face red and blaberring all kind of praises.

You then remember the system.

'Hey system, do I get any rewards from completing missions? That is, if they do exist.'

Yes, there are rewards for completing missions.
For that, you would have to enable the mission function.
{ Do you wish to enable [ Mission ] function? }
{ YES / NO }

'Yes please.'

GRANTED!
{ Open [ Mission ] ? }
{ YES / NO }

'Yes again.'

MISSION: Select a skill. ✅
MISSION: Meet Atsushi. ✅
MISSION: Meet Dazai and Kunikida ✅

These are the completed missions and the rewards will be:

+1 Agility, Speed and Strength point.

+2 Social skill point.

That is all.

'Woah. I actually got a social point? Idgaf about other things but really? A social point? Damn.'

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END!

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