-Angelfish take the Hamilkids and their kids caroling(based on actual events where people died) (no one died)-

Angel: Alright, everyone in the van! Tommy's driving, so if we die it's his fault!

Tommy: Thanks for letting me know how good a driver I am

Eliza Jr: I don't feel safe

Little Phil: Neither do I

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Grace: I don't have anywhere to sit!

Claire: Sit on the floor

Grace: But-

Angel: Okay, we're leaving! Tommy, floor it

Tommy: Yes ma'am!

Everyone: *scared screaming*

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Angel: Turn left at the next turn

Tommy: Alright babe

Angel: Okay, turn right here

Tommy, confused: *starts to turn right, into the woods*

Angel: LEFT! TURN LEFT!

Tommy: YOU SAID TURN RIGHT HERE!

Angel: I MEANT TO TURN LEFT RIGHT HERE

Philip: We're going to die tonight

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Grace and Diana: *take the Washingtons a fruit basket*

Martha: Thank you, girls! *hugs Diana*

Grace: Can I have a hug too?

George: *falls*

Little Phil: Grace you curse!

Rachel: *slaps him* DON'T SAY THAT!

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Angel: Okay, let's go

Tommy: *starts to pull out of the driveway he was parked in*

TJ: THERE IS A CAR COMING!!

Claire: We're all going to die

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Dolley Madison: Thank you for coming to carol! How were the Washingtons?

Little Phil: Great, until Grace cursed them

Grace: *death glare*

Angel: Okay kids, let's sing-

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Diana: *running in the road*

Wendy, Rachel, and Grace: *standing in the road* Hit me!

Tommy: Hey, no bad thoughts on this trip

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Grace: Did you know that, statistically speaking, more serial killers are born in November than any other month?

Little Phil: I don't feel safe

Rachel: And women are more likely to get away with murder than men

Richard: Get them out of the van, please

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Everyone but Angelfish: *verbally ripping each other to shreds*

Tommy: Everyone stop fighting if you want cinnamon rolls

Everyone: *shuts up*

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Angel: What songs should we sing for this last house?

Grace: I really can't stay

Rachel: But baby it's cold outside

Angel: We're singing Joy to the World, Hark the Herald Angels Sing, and We Wish You a Merry Christmas

Rachel: Oh, no fair!

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Grace: Cinnamon roll time

Tommy: Not yet-

Everyone: CINNAMON ROLL TIME

Tommy: I WILL CRASH THIS BUS INTO A DITCH

Everyone: CINNAMON ROLLS