ARIES: The Glamazon

TAURUS: The Irish Lass Kicker

GEMINI: The Champ that runs the Camp

CANCER: Lone Wolf

LEO: The Geek Goddess

VIRGO: The Beast Incarnate

LIBRA: The Hugger

SCORPIO: Rated-R Superstar

SAGITTARIUS: Five Feet of Fury

CAPRICORN: Eater of Worlds

AQUARIUS: The Princess of Staten Island

PISCES: The Showoff