"We're all sexy trash!"



"Now what?" Luther asked as the four stood in the street, not counting Ben who was still covered in puke but in ghost form again sitting next to Blair on the buster, though she couldn't see.

"Now nothing, Luther! Make your peace with god!" Five yelled at his brother as Blair watched the two with amusement while Klaus rolled around on the ground.

"What? What about Allison and Vanya?" Luther asked with a crazy look and a tone of disbelief.

"Screw them both." Five spoke as he waved him off.

"What about Diego?" Klaus asked in pain as he slowly got up from the ground, "He's quite a responsible young man, no?"

"No." Blair answered bluntly.

"Something must have happens to them." Luther spoke as Blair nodded in agreement.

"Screw Diego, all right?" Five asked as Blair looked at him again.

"Five, i'm staring to like Luther more then you right now." Blair spoke with a knowing look and raise of her sculpted eyebrows.

"I was better off on my own in the apocalypse." Five rolled his eyes in annoyance, though Blair believed it.

"Five! Come on." Luther said with a knowing look, annoyed and over not standing up for himself or the others.

"You know what, Luther? It's every siblings for himself now. How bout that?" Five asked as he stormed inside making Blair groan.

"Such a little drama queen." she spoke while jumping off the dumpster and standing infront of Luther, "I'm gonna find my wife and kid sister, you wanna come?"

"I'll handle Five, you two go find Allison and the others, we'll meet back here." Luther said as Blair nodded... not being able to stop a small grin to form on her face at them finally getting along.

"Come on, Klausy, i'll carry you." Blair said while pulling him to his feet as Klaus gave her a loving look.

"Blair-o, my lovely lady in armor." he spoke while Blair bend down, stumbling in the slightly but being able to carry Klaus on her back once she steadied her balance.

Blair could see the light on in her house, Rays car in the drive way. Walking up she hosted Klaus up better and knocked with her forehead. It was silent for a moment before Ray peaked his head through the curtain with a sigh of relief.

"Hey, Ray Ray!" Klaus gushed as Blair walked in with him still on her back.

"Have you seen my lovely woman?" Blair asked before she took sight of the living room. The same guy that had attacked her at the house party just a few days ago was dead on their couch.

"Oh god, where's Brenn?" Blair asked in a panic while dropping Klaus and rushing to Allison.

"In her room, slept through the whole thing." Allison said as she relaxed in Blair's arms, holding onto her as her wife stroked the side of her face.

"Are you okay? What happened?" Blair asked her after a quick peak of reassurance.

"Oh, oh, I see. It's gonna be one of those kinda night, huh?" Klaus asked, cutting Allison off as he took sight of the dead body as well, "So are we burnin' or barin'?"

"Burning sounds best, but the couch is bloody and could attract others." Blair answered immediately as Allison looked to her with wide eyes.

"I'm so over my head i'm not even gonna ask how you know that." she sighed while rubbing her forehead as Blair whipped the bit of blood off her check.

"God, why are people so much heavier when their dead?" Allison asked as her, Blair, and Ray attempted to tie.

"Use those gorgeous arm muscles of yours." Blair said as she secured the mans middle.

"Got a lot of practice at this?" Ray asked as the pair of wives look at him in disbelief.

"What was it like when I possessed you?"

"Sorta, I once murdered one of Brenn foster dads before I got custody of her because he would beat her if she stood up for herself." Blair said confidently as she grunted while giving the tie a final yank, "Stupid bastard."

"Babe, why haven't you told me that?" Allison asked as she looked over at her while continuing to tie.

"Would it make you love me any less?" Blair asked curiosity as Allison couldn't help but chuckle, though the situation was horrible.

"Course not, my psycho." Allison said as Blair winked her way.

"You two realize we've just killed someone." Ray said in disbelief, "And the two of you are flirting?"

"Don't worry, this guy deserved it, was trying to kill us." Blair said while patting his back, "I'll do it for you, here, move it."

"It was like sex with one of the lesser baldwins. I mean, you can feel them clattering around in there but do you really care?" Klaus asked as he looked to his left, ignoring the odd look the trio on the floor was giving, "Why, what was it like driving all of this hot business?

"It was like having no skin but still wanting to touch everything."

"Okay, one-" Ray began as the three nodded and lifted the man with grunts.

"Cmon Ally, use those super model legs." Blair said as she struggled to hike the man as well.

"Could you go two seconds without hitting on me?" Allison asked with a huff as she pulled the man up more.

"You love it." Blair said while resting the middle half on her shoulders with a sigh of relief. The flash of blue light made the three scream and drop the dead body again. Diego and a very small person appeared.

"Diego, my love!" Blair said as she hurried to hug him with a kiss to his check.

"Good, all three of you are here. All right, we gotta go." he said with a knowing look.

"Diego, jesus!" Allison yelled in agony, still frightened as Blair looked at her with eyebrows raised.

"Woah, number two, three and four. We almost have a umbrella straight flush here." the small person next to Diego giggled as he looked at the three.

"Ray, this is my other brother." Allison introduced the two as Blair held a hand out for the smaller person.

"Blair Sloan Hargreeves, Diego's best and only friend." Blair introduced herself with a grin as Diego gave her a look.

"Hey man, sorry to crash in here like this." Diego said while shaking Rays hand who still look mortified.

"Herb." the guy said a he shook Blair's out reached hand.

"He worked with Five at the commission." Diego informed her as Blair hummed.

"The commission?" Klaus asked, just as confused as she was.

"We monitor and maintain time-space continuum." Herb infront them.

"Lovely." Blair said as she heard Brenn opened the her bedroom door with a rub to her eyes, "Good nap?"

"Is that a body?" the pre-teen asked with tired eyes.

"Yes, don't ask." Allison said as she kissed her forehead and pulled Blair back into their small circle.

"Now that doesn't-" Klaus began to Herbs words before he was cut off.

"No, I was just there. It's awesome. Okay, I got to look at the timeline. I know what causes doomsday." Diego said as he looked at Blair and Allison, "Its Vanya."

"Again?" Brenn asked with a sigh.

"Wait, what?" Allison asked with a shocked look.

"How?" Klaus asked as he joined them.

"She's gonna blow up the federal building at Dealey Plaza just as the president's passing through in less then one hour." Diego said a he checked his watch quickly.

"One hour?" Blair asked in shock with wide eyes.

"We gotta find her and stop her, now." Diego stated the obvious as Blair nodded violently.

"Wait, Vanya kills the president?" Allison asked, still trying to wrap her head around it.

"No, no, no. See, the explosion causes the motorcade to drive off. Kennedy lives. Everybody thing Russia's behind it, including the president. He strikes back, they strike back. Before you know it, it's raining nukes." Diego spoke, meeting each of their eye slowly as he spoke.

"Okay, um."

"God help me."

"Holy shit."

"Ray? Ray? Are you okay?" Allison asked worried as she walked toward the man slowly.

"No, i'm not okay. First of all, this son of a bitch brand into our living room with yet another one of your brother, and he's talking about stopping one of your sisters from blowing up some buildings, and I got a dead man wrapped in my best rug." Ray ranted as Blair held a look of guilt while holding Brenn close to her side, knowing if she spoke she'd probably only make this worse for him.

"Okay, can we, can we- Raymond. Ray." Allison went on as she lead him to sit down.

"Or we can have that shampooed." Herb spoke with a grin as Blair slapped her forehead, "We also provide body removal services."

"Oh thank god." Brenn sighed in relief as Blair cheered and slapped Diego's arm.

"God, this is gonna be bad." Blair spoke as she stood in the elevator with her wife, her sister, and two of her best friends.

"Blair, you can't be negative." Allison said as Blair shook her head.

"I have a right to be negative, we almost died last time we tried to stop her." Blair said as Diego reached for her hand.

"We'll be okay, hear me?" Allison asked as Blair nodded... just as the elevator opened they were met with a blinding blue light.

"Shit, I told you!" Blair yelled as she wrapped Brenn up next to her while being throw into the wall from the forceful energy. Allison exited the elevator as she grabbed the counter too quickly.

"Brenn, Brenn, listen to me." Blair said while grabbing her shoulders, "You stay in here, when we're all out you hit the button and go back down. You hide, somewhere safe and hang onto something. Don't come out until I come and find you."

"Where are you gonna be?" Brenn asked her with sad eyes.

"I've gotta go help, okay?" Blair said asked Klaus and Diego exited the elevator, "Be brave for me please."

"I'll be brave." Brenn nodded as Blair kissed her forehead.

"I love you so much." and with that the latina woman had exited the elevator, being fought against by the energy wave before Allison and Diego pulled her behind the counter with them. Blair made sure to watch the elevator close and head back down.

Brenn was safe for now.

"Who are we trying to save Vanya from?" Klaus asked the three as they squished together behind the small desk like counter.

"FBI!"

"But if they're all sucking ceiling right now, why haven't she stopped?" Klaus asked as he held into Blair, possible for either of them to fly away.

"Great question!" Blair yelled over the noise as they took notice of all the FBI stuck to the ceiling, looking rather dead.

"Vanya's at the room at the end of the hall." Diego informed them.

"How do you propose we get to her?" Allison asked in disbelief.

"I haven't figured they one out yet." Diego said with a eyeroll.

"Thank you, captain obvious." Blair huffed.

"You can count me out." Klaus said with a knowing look.

"Klaus!" Allison scolded.

"What? You guys should save her. You're great at all that hero shit." Klaus spoke as he looked over with the flask in hand. Allison scolded him and yanked it from his hands, "Listen, listen. Vanya would understand cause she has realistic expectations of what I am. And what I am is sexy trash!"

"We're all sexy trash!" Blair yelled back.

"You're a big pussy, that's what you are." Diego shot back at Klaus with a glare.

"Guys, now is not the time." Allison huffed at their arguing.

"Why? Because I don't wanna die? Who does?" Klaus asked in disbelief with wide eyes, "And martyrs aren't around to enjoy the victory party cause their dead!"

"You are going out there!" Diego yelled as he crawled over the girls to grab hold of Klaus.

"Jesus why do men do this?" Blair huffed while pinching her nose, feeling Allison grip her hand tighter.

"You wanna do this?" Blair asked her as she held her hand.

"Together." Allison confirmed as her and Blair squeezed hands tighter before taking a breath and going out into the force, pushing against the energy hard.

"My force field isn't strong enough!" Blair yelled as she tried to use her power but Vanya was fighting against her.

"Don't let go!" Allison said as she squeezed Blair tighter as they hit the floor, "Vanya!"

"Vanya!" Blair yelled alongside her. Blair felt blood poor from her nose before a larger then usual light flew form the room, sending her into a darkness.


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