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FART
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❝Love is like a fart; it's warm, relieving, and sometimes it stinks but you still don't want it to pass.❞

❝It also makes it hard to breathe.❞

❝Yeah. I fart you.❞

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—• disclaimer •—

i am in no way shape or form affiliated with BTS or BigHit. all events in this book are purely fictional; outside media is only used for fictitious purposes.

also, the quote is from a nigahiga video! he's my first celebrity crush and i'm still in love with him. he ignited my love of puns and then kim seokjin expedited it even further.

slow updates + 1k-2k chapters :)

—• warnings •—

do not steal, republish, or take any of my writing from this book. it is plagiarism and that's bad. ò^ó

there may be mature language/innuendos, but nothing beyond that. this is actually a fluff truck with a sparkling rainbow of crack behind it.

i love my clichés don't kill me please <3

—• track list •—

still into you [paramore]

blueberry eyes [MAX, SUGA]

tell me you do too [Nana Ou-Yang]

by chance (you & i) [J.R.A.]

some [BOL4]

converse high [bts]

ma city [bts]

24/7 heaven [bts]

silver spoon [bts]

whalien 52 [bts]

really [blackpink]

you better know [red velvet]

little little [red velvet]

harlem  [new politics]

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written by mei
2021 © adoremei-

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without further ado, please enjoy reading :)