A/N: male!Lily x female!James. LMAO, THIS IS SO FUN...XD!! No Voldy, btw.

17th June 1976

"Oi, Evans! Go out with me?"

Liam Evans groaned and turned. He found himself glaring at Jamie Potter.

"No, fuck off!" Liam snapped. Beside him, Max McKinnon rolled his eyes.

"That's no way to talk to a lady!" He mock-scolded. Liam glared at him and he just shrugged.

"Tell me, Evans, still hanging out with Snivella Snape?" Stella Black sneered.

"Her name is Silena Snape and she's better than you lot," Liam snarled.

"N-n-no!" Petra Pettigrew squeaked.

"Shut up," Liam glared at her. Petra's chubby face turned pink and she hid behind Remella Lupin.

"Come on, Liam," Damian Meadowes said, bored. "They'll continue like these, birds are just like that. There's a reason why I'm gay."

Eric Vance blushed.

"Hey, just one date! And a snog! And marriage!" Jamie said with a hopeful look in her amazing hazel eyes. Liam stared at her. She was one of the most beautiful and clever girls at Hogwarts, rich pure-blood too. She could get any boy she wanted. Why him? Why Liam Jasper Evans? The muggle-born nerd?

"No," Liam answered. He saw her turn away, followed by Stella, Remella and Petra. Then he realised: He did like Jamie Euphemia Potter.

*~*~*~*~*~*~

19th December 1976

"Look at him, how can he touch her like that?" Liam fumed.

Eric Vance sighed. He said: "Because they are dating."

"Oh thanks Eric, I didn't know!" Liam gasped sarcastically.

"Stop doing that," Anthony Prewett snapped. "When she liked you, you didn't take the opportunity. Now don't go around killing boys who are dating her."

Jamie Potter giggled playfully in the distance as Mike Kiaz whispered something to her.

Liam stood up abruptly. He said: "Am going to the library. See you guys later."

He was nearly in the library when a very familiar voice called his name. Liam turned. He found himself facing Stella Black and Remella Lupin.

"Damn Evans," Stella panted, "you run fast."

"I wasn't running!" Liam lied through his teeth. Stella rolled her moon-grey eyes.

"Yeah sure," she drawled.

"Anyway, you like Jamie," Remella said seriously. Liam's face turned as red as his hair and he cleared his throat. He said:

"No, of course not. Big misunderstanding there, Rem. How can I like her? Of course not--"

"You are ranting," Stella rolled her eyes. Liam sighed. Finally, he nodded his head weakly. Stella grinned and hi-fived Remella.

"She still likes you, try and ask her out," the latter said. Liam shrugged.

*~*~*~*~*~*~

14th February 1976

"Flowers and gift, done. Go!" Max McKinnon whispered to Liam. The latter took a deep breath. He gently held the white roses in his hand and walked confidently towards Jamie Potter.

For a moment, he stopped to stare at her. Long black hair, hazel eyes, tall 5'9 height, dazzling smile..how come he had not asked her out earlier?

"Go out with me, Potter?" Liam grinned at her. He saw her eyes widen in disbelief and she smiled broadly. And then, in front of the whole Great Hall, they were kissing.

"Idiot, you still wanna ask that?" Jamie whispered, a small grin on her face.

*~*~*~*~*~*~

19th May 1979

"Do you, Liam Jasper Evans, accept Jamie Euphemia Potter as your lawfully wedded wife?" The priest asked.

"I do," Liam answered.

"Do you, Jamie Euphemia Potter, accept Liam Jasper Evans as your lawfully wedded husband?" The priest asked again.

"I do," Jamie smiled.

"I announce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride now," announced the priest.

Smiling happily, the newly wedded Evanses kissed.

*~*~*~*~*~*~

31st July 1981

"Harriet Jamie Evans," Max beamed as he held his goddaughter.

"Look at her, exactly like Jamie!" Stella gasped.

Liam smiled at his wife, who was still staring, awed, at Harriet.

Molly Weasley, Anthony's sister who was a Healer, smiled.

"Isn't this beautiful? Ronilda and her would go along nicely!" She said.

"Hope so," Anthony said, who was holding his own son, Neville Prewett. He had recently married Freya Longbottom.

Quite a different Universe, isn't it? But at least they are happy. That's what really matters.

A/N: I can't--LMFAO, EVERYTHING'S SO WRONG HERE, HAHAHAHA! RONILDA WEASLEY, FREYA LONGBOTTOM--PLEASE, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN'T EVEN TYPE. TAKE CARE AND STAY SAFE!

Love,
Aurora:)